Author's notes: Contains spoilers of the death like nature. Also contains much retardedness... Beware!! o.O
Matt: Record.
Mello: You're just ~~dreaming~~
Matt: Did you have my special herbal cigarettes again?
Mello: I don't smoke Matty.
Matt: You did earlier.
Mello: Did you put that stuff in my chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE!?! _
Matt: I don't make chocolate.
Mello: Chocolate!!!!!!
Matt: I didn't make those brownies.
Mello: I'm dead.
Matt: Again?! Mello glares at Matt For the first time?!
Mello: At least I didn't get shot down by cops. I got killed by a slut.
Matt: I died cool man.
Mello: I know that bitch killed me.
Matt: Yeah.
Mello: You died like that! snaps fingers OK?!
Matt: I did n-
Matt: It took like 40 seconds for you to die.
Matt: It took! It took! It took like 50 thousand bullets to kill me!!
Mello: At least I tried to drive the truck away!!
Mello: And you used your last breath to-
Matt: I smoked a cigarette man!!
Mello: Smoke a cigarette.
Matt: That's right. And I'd do it again! Except probably not die... if I did it again. I wouldn't have gotten out of that car.
Mello: Matty...
Matt: I shouldn't have gotten out of that car...
Mello: Matty!
Matt: But then you would have died and left me alone...
Mello: Matty!!
Matt: What? What? What? What? What?
Mello: Let's not talk about death ok?
Matt: But it's cool...
Mello: In video games. Ok.
Matt: Shinigami.
Mello: Shinigami?
Matt: Redo.
giggle
Mello: What's a, what's a shinigami? Isn't that like a Death God?
Matt: Yeah. Hello? Japan. Shinigami. We say Japanese words. Rhymes with Yagami. Did you ever think about that?
Mello: Hmmm... As I suspect Yagami Light is Kira...
Matt: Yeah.
Mello: You know I- I really think he is.
Matt: I know. Is he?
Mello: Near's assumption is right. That's the only thing I can agree with Near on.
Bastard...
Matt: Yeah. Pansy.
Mello: Loser.
Matt: Doo doo face.
Mello: Shit head.
giggles
Matt: Home Sweet Home is Whammy House. the song playing in the background was Motley Crue's Home Sweet Home
Mello: That's right. Nowhere else I'd rather be. Long as I'm with you Matty, it'll be alright.
Matt: Ohhhhh.... Mello... blush... blushy face...
Mello: I didn't mean that by the way.
Matt: Oh.
Mello: I just said something...
Matt: You suuuuck.
Mello: Yes I do. Actually I don't, I'm more the dominant type.
Matt: Not even a little?
Mello: Don't get your hopes up man.
Matt: Man. Near does...
Mello: Seriously?
Matt: You suck.
Mello: No I don't.
Matt: FIGuratively...
Mello: giggles Where'd you learn that big word Matty?
Matt: Big word... I know!! In one of my games...
Mello: Which one?
Matt: Uh... the one...
Mello: Super Super Kill Brothers?
Matt: Yeah!
Mello: Really?
Matt: That one. They have fancy vocabulary.
Mello: That's the stupidest name for a game I've ever heard in my life.
Matt: Super Super Kill... Brothers? o.O
Mello: Yeah.
Matt: Face Punch.
Mello: Ah, interesting.
Matt: Put your gun down or I'll shoot your... head off... What's he say?
Mello: Your freakin' head off.
Matt: Your freakin' head off.
Mello: Face Punch. No, you put your gun down or I'm gonna shoot your freakin' head off.
Matt and Mello: Both of you put your guns down or I'm gonna shoot both your freakin' heads off!
Mello: Man, that movie was great.
Matt: That was AWEsome.
Mello: That was the coolest movie I've ever seen.
Matt: Blood and... junk everywhere...
Mello: Bad actors.
Matt: Shyaa...
Mello: I've never seen a better movie.
Matt: Like us. Baaaaad...
Mello: Like you.
Matt: Bad man. To the bone.
Mello: Bad, bad as in good?
Matt: Yeah.
Mello: Bad as in hot?
*pause*
Matt: Ok...
Mello: Excuse me?
Matt: Huh?
Mello: Everyone knows I'm sexier than Near, ok?
Matt: Yeah, totally man, yeah. That blonde bob cut man, that was just, that was hooooooot...
Mello: giggles I've never seen you more sarcastic in my life. giggles
Matt: It took a lot of energy man.
Mello: I believe you.
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Mello: Why is my text blue?
Matt: Cuz...
Mello: I don't like blue!!
Matt: Why?
Mello: I like yellow.
Matt: But blue's cool.
Mello: I like yellow.
Matt: It goes with yellow... they're prime colors.
Mello: Prom colors? o.O
Matt: Primary... Yeah, primary.
Mello: I'm surprised you know these words Matty.
Matt: I told you, video games are good man. Like, Doctor... Doctor Vocabulary. Or something like that. I played a game like that... I think. Dr. Math... Dr. Science... I dunno...
Mello: So, you know that, that A is ranked right below you right?
Matt: Huh? Who's A?
Mello: You've never met A?
Matt: We have an A?
Mello: He's the one you have to fight to keep your position at Whammy's.
OOFinOo
Yeaaaah... It sounded like Mello may have been trying to establish a storyline at the end... The recording cut off and poof! Storyline go bye bye ^.^ See you next time!
