Author's notes: Contains spoilers of the death like nature. Also contains much retardedness... Beware!! o.O


Matt: Record.

Mello: You're just ~~dreaming~~

Matt: Did you have my special herbal cigarettes again?

Mello: I don't smoke Matty.

Matt: You did earlier.

Mello: Did you put that stuff in my chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE!?! _

Matt: I don't make chocolate.

Mello: Chocolate!!!!!!

Matt: I didn't make those brownies.

Mello: I'm dead.

Matt: Again?! Mello glares at Matt For the first time?!

Mello: At least I didn't get shot down by cops. I got killed by a slut.

Matt: I died cool man.

Mello: I know that bitch killed me.

Matt: Yeah.

Mello: You died like that! snaps fingers OK?!

Matt: I did n-

Matt: It took like 40 seconds for you to die.

Matt: It took! It took! It took like 50 thousand bullets to kill me!!

Mello: At least I tried to drive the truck away!!

Mello: And you used your last breath to-

Matt: I smoked a cigarette man!!

Mello: Smoke a cigarette.

Matt: That's right. And I'd do it again! Except probably not die... if I did it again. I wouldn't have gotten out of that car.

Mello: Matty...

Matt: I shouldn't have gotten out of that car...

Mello: Matty!

Matt: But then you would have died and left me alone...

Mello: Matty!!

Matt: What? What? What? What? What?

Mello: Let's not talk about death ok?

Matt: But it's cool...

Mello: In video games. Ok.

Matt: Shinigami.

Mello: Shinigami?

Matt: Redo.

giggle

Mello: What's a, what's a shinigami? Isn't that like a Death God?

Matt: Yeah. Hello? Japan. Shinigami. We say Japanese words. Rhymes with Yagami. Did you ever think about that?

Mello: Hmmm... As I suspect Yagami Light is Kira...

Matt: Yeah.

Mello: You know I- I really think he is.

Matt: I know. Is he?

Mello: Near's assumption is right. That's the only thing I can agree with Near on.

Bastard...

Matt: Yeah. Pansy.

Mello: Loser.

Matt: Doo doo face.

Mello: Shit head.

giggles

Matt: Home Sweet Home is Whammy House. the song playing in the background was Motley Crue's Home Sweet Home

Mello: That's right. Nowhere else I'd rather be. Long as I'm with you Matty, it'll be alright.

Matt: Ohhhhh.... Mello... blush... blushy face...

Mello: I didn't mean that by the way.

Matt: Oh.

Mello: I just said something...

Matt: You suuuuck.

Mello: Yes I do. Actually I don't, I'm more the dominant type.

Matt: Not even a little?

Mello: Don't get your hopes up man.

Matt: Man. Near does...

Mello: Seriously?

Matt: You suck.

Mello: No I don't.

Matt: FIGuratively...

Mello: giggles Where'd you learn that big word Matty?

Matt: Big word... I know!! In one of my games...

Mello: Which one?

Matt: Uh... the one...

Mello: Super Super Kill Brothers?

Matt: Yeah!

Mello: Really?

Matt: That one. They have fancy vocabulary.

Mello: That's the stupidest name for a game I've ever heard in my life.

Matt: Super Super Kill... Brothers? o.O

Mello: Yeah.

Matt: Face Punch.

Mello: Ah, interesting.

Matt: Put your gun down or I'll shoot your... head off... What's he say?

Mello: Your freakin' head off.

Matt: Your freakin' head off.

Mello: Face Punch. No, you put your gun down or I'm gonna shoot your freakin' head off.

Matt and Mello: Both of you put your guns down or I'm gonna shoot both your freakin' heads off!

Mello: Man, that movie was great.

Matt: That was AWEsome.

Mello: That was the coolest movie I've ever seen.

Matt: Blood and... junk everywhere...

Mello: Bad actors.

Matt: Shyaa...

Mello: I've never seen a better movie.

Matt: Like us. Baaaaad...

Mello: Like you.

Matt: Bad man. To the bone.

Mello: Bad, bad as in good?

Matt: Yeah.

Mello: Bad as in hot?

*pause*

Matt: Ok...

Mello: Excuse me?

Matt: Huh?

Mello: Everyone knows I'm sexier than Near, ok?

Matt: Yeah, totally man, yeah. That blonde bob cut man, that was just, that was hooooooot...

Mello: giggles I've never seen you more sarcastic in my life. giggles

Matt: It took a lot of energy man.

Mello: I believe you.

.

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Mello: Why is my text blue?

Matt: Cuz...

Mello: I don't like blue!!

Matt: Why?

Mello: I like yellow.

Matt: But blue's cool.

Mello: I like yellow.

Matt: It goes with yellow... they're prime colors.

Mello: Prom colors? o.O

Matt: Primary... Yeah, primary.

Mello: I'm surprised you know these words Matty.

Matt: I told you, video games are good man. Like, Doctor... Doctor Vocabulary. Or something like that. I played a game like that... I think. Dr. Math... Dr. Science... I dunno...

Mello: So, you know that, that A is ranked right below you right?

Matt: Huh? Who's A?

Mello: You've never met A?

Matt: We have an A?

Mello: He's the one you have to fight to keep your position at Whammy's.

OOFinOo

Yeaaaah... It sounded like Mello may have been trying to establish a storyline at the end... The recording cut off and poof! Storyline go bye bye ^.^ See you next time!