Report 14
"I'm very sexy and…I look like a freakin' bishounen and I am obviously one of the most gayest characters in DBZ! I also once made love with Dodoria and Frieza and I sucked his-"
"ZARBON, STOP PUTTING THESE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD!"
Report 15
"My name is Android 17. Normally, I wouldn't even bother coming here, but I have a complaint to say to Funamation! WHY'D YA TAKE OUT MY SEX SCENE WITH PICCOLO, DAMN YOU ALL! ……Also, I find Dr. Gero's beard attractive!"
"………"
Report 16
"Mama Mia! What the hell are I? Who is you? Something, save him! Die, crumpnuts!"
"Since when was Mario here…?"
Report 17
"Look, it's not like I got a thing against Funamation or Akira Toriyama, but why do I have to get the shit beaten out of me twice by those shit balls of shit and that shitty actress, Shitarrot! SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!"
"Burter…you got to stop drinking!"
Report 18
"I am Android 18, and I have no problems except for a crazy old molesting man and his attractive beard. I also have an emo brother and my daughter is gay…DAMN IT!"
"Poor girl…"
Report 19
"Nappa is in da house! I have something to say and it ain't pretty! I am heart broken that Vegeta would kill me after all those times I cared for him and protected him! I WILL STRANGLE VEGETA AND CRUSH HIS BODY AND SEND HIM TO HELL IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO, AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!"
"Get out the night sticks quick!"
Report 20 (Final Report)
"I would like to thank my friends, family, and my pay rise from Funamation to make this all possible! However…I AM BABI AND I WILL KILL EVERYONE! THE SAYIANS SHOWED NO MERCY, SO I WILL NOT SHOWER WITH MERCY! JUST…LET ME WIN FOR ONCE! I ALSO NEED A SHORTER SAGA BECAUSE MOST OF GT WAS ABOUT ME BEIN' A BAD BOY!"
"Shower…with Mercy?"
(That was the end of the villain reports. Next time: The Hero Reports!)
