Hello this is Drehmelwithwings...
GOD I feel like i dropped off the face of the earth... anyway i haven't been updating because i really don't know who i should throw in next... Ivan wants Yao to show up but my quiet canadian friend wants Gilbert to appear.
Think of it this way Ivan molesting Yao
or
Gilbert molesting me...and Katy...and Mellie...and Trevor... Yeah...
But never fear! i'm back and with a new unit too! Read and review and i might just be able to keep my sanity!(and vital regions!)
Halfway through my quirky friends visit and two things have happend; first nobody has died or tried to assanate anyone on campus, second I got a new unit...At five o'clock in the flippin' morning, Did i mention i'm NOT a morning person.
I struggled with by midnight blue sheets as i heard the telltale knocking of a certain flying mint bunny delivery service. DAMN, i thought i was going to get more sleep than that.
i groggily got up and walked down the hallway past Trevor's room and Matthew's room as well. I grunged down the stairs and through the living room to the door and threw said door open. grumbling about how much i hated monday mornings.
I was greet by an equally unhappy Sam who handed me a clipboard and tried to roll the box in. i stopped him. "put it out back, so i don't wake up anybody else." i'm sorry but Trevor was a bitch in the morning... nuff' said.
plus i had decided to turn the boxes into sunflower planter boxes, and Ivan declared that he'd take care of them, so YAY!
Sam rolled the unit outside to the barren backyard. he left as soon as he could and i wasn't gonna judge him for it, i look like hell in the mornings, plus he looked like he was pretty damn tired. I looked over the manual in the moomlight, 'CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own GILBERT BEIL' SHIT!
DAMN PRUSSIANS!
I'd rather not deal with peverts at five in the morning, couldn't i just ship him to... That's right! Prussia hates Ivan! OHONHONHON~! I'm sooo gonna have fun with this..., GENBEN specifications? It could be FEMALE?
i rummaged through the box of belongings just to find that yes it was a chick... well oh, great, now Trevor would have a fair shot at her. KALININGRAD..., lets hope not, meek, refuses beer, and is tolerant to being beat, poor thing...
Okay half-awake russian, " просыпаются сейчас Julchen иначе!"
' Wake up now Julchen or else!"
the box shook and i could hear muffled sobs, damn Russian, why does it make everyone cry?
i opened the box to see a girl with long silver hair in a blue military ensemble.
"Thank GOD, your not Ivan!" she yelped pulling me into a hug.
"Shhh.. or you might wake him up! now here's how his is gonna go, i have friends from up north visiting so you can't just go around groping everyone. Ivan and Matthew live here too so you need to be nice to Matthew and AVOID Ivan at all costs, kay?"
"Sure...wanna to-"
"NO."
i heard her whimper and i smiled, never gonna happen chicka.
"grab your crap and i'll get you a room to sleep in."
"um."
god did i ever hate that wannabe word, "what?"
"i..um..well...i kin-nda wan-" i cut her off.
"I get it, thanks for tipping you off on the Ivan issue, no problem. personally I didn't want somebody to get raped if I could help it."
"How?"
"I'm a girl I understand way too much how you'd feel around Ivan, if I hadn't told you. I've had some pretty bad ex's and one of them almost raped me... so don't think your the only one. Oh, and if you tell anyone I said that i'll make sure you regret it, trust me on that one."
"Okay, um thanks?"
"No problem." I said as i showed her to an older room with deep emerald blankets on a fourposter king sized bed, it had deep maroon curtains on it as well.
"WOW, is this really my room?" she asked with heasitation in her voice.
"yeah, it is does it impress you or smething?"
"This room is Awesome!"
"i lay you out some of my old clothes, which reminds me you are not to ever run around naked okay?"
"Fine, but i can still be called Your Royal Awesomeness?"
"Okay, Your Royal Awesomeness, now get some sleep!" i answered walking out of the bedroom headed for my soft pillow and warm sheets.
how would i explain Prussia's arrival? at this point i was too tired to care.
Chapter 3 done!
Prussia's a girl!
God this was the worst chapter ever!
Prussia: what's sooo horible about it? I Mean you FINALLY got some AWESOMENESS into the story!
Me: now i have to deal with a large Russian man and an anoying Prussian CHICK!
Prussia: *Goes and sits in the emo corner*
Me: READ AND REVIEWS PEOPLE OR I LET IVAN 'Become one' WITH PRUSSIA!
Prussia: WhAt? NO FREAKIN' WAY!
