Episode 3: DEALINGS
Earth World 3:00am October ??? whatever......... Task force headquaters serial murder...
Mr. Yagami: so..........let's get started shall we?!
L:. ..............yeah sure..........
Matsuda: what's this case called again??
Mr. Yagami: yeah what's it's called again L??
L: .............THE KIRA CASE (idiots)
Mr. Yagami: oh yeah right......um.....so what's it's about.......
L: for the hundred time it's about A SERIAL KILLER WHO"S KILLING CRIMINALS, he's killing people in far distances.....hmm.....interesting....like the way Lind L taylor died, kira had no record of him and wasn't near the tv station....so how was he able to do this...???
Mr. Yagami: huh? you say something L??
L: ...................... anyways.....it's seems as though kira is a student...
Mr. Yagami: MY SON IS NOT KIRA!!!
L:..................???
Matsuda: .................???
Mr. Ozowa.............................??
Others: .......................??? *sleep*
L: um.....yeah ok i never said your son was kira.....anyway before i be interupted again it seems as though kira is a student because between weekdays and weekands, weekands are more killing than weekdays....STRANGE??!!! NO!! kira is a student!! and i will find him!!
Matsuda: I'm ordering pizza! you want some L??!!!
L: you do know i'm not there but just my computer right?? (who orders pizza at a time like this??)
Matsuda: is that a yes or a no, and what kind do you guys want??
L: NO I DON"T WANT ANY!! even if i did it's not like you can feed me through a computer!
Mr. Yagami: i want syrup on my pizza!
L: ................................................put vanilla ice cream on my pizza...........
Earth World (light's room)
Light: so you think you know how to do you homework?
Sayu: huh? oh yeah.......but light how is 2 pluse -34 is fish????
Light: because the four is.........
*doorbell rings*
Sayu: hey looks like dad is home!!
Mom: well did you get promoted??!!!
Mr. Yagami: no....
Mom: *slaps father* you good for nothing.........
Sayu: i'm going to welcome father!
Light: ..........................who?
Sayu: ............*leaves*
Ryuuk: helping your sister with her homework does not take 12 hours to do!!!
Light: hey dad.....so did you get promoted??
Mr. Yagami: no...no i didn't..........
Light: mom is gonna get you right after dinner.....she's gonna whilp that hiney!! *laughs*
Mr. Yagami: *crys*
Mom: kids dinner is ready!
Mr. Yagami: ...............
Light: oh boy!!
Sayu: YES!!
ryuuk: APPLES!!!
Mom: so kids how was your day?
Light: oh it was ok.............
Mr. Yagami: Sayu will pass the potato's??
Mom: *slaps dad* I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPEAK AT THE TABLE WHEN YOUR NOT PROMOTED!!!!
Mr. Yagami: *crys and runs out the door*
Mom: so finish telling your story Light......
Earthworld *sneaking in dad's office*
Ryuuk: what are you doing?
Light: using dads computer to find out what they know about "kira".
Ryuuk: oh i see......
Light: hmmm.........looks like they already know that kira is a student.
Ryuuk: wow, looks like your in trouble.......
Light: hmmm.........i should be able to write what time of death afterwards shouldn't I that would give me less evidence that i am a student right?
Ryuuk: wait a minute, this two weeks you were acting plain dumb now all of a sudden your starting to become smart!
Light: huh? oh i was just reading the regular deathnote script.........
Ryuuk: that makes sense............
Earth World *task force headquaters*
Mr. Yagami: what another 23 victims die today??
Motsuda: yep.........
Mr. Yagami: well it does suspect now that kira is not a student, i mean more killing has been going on the weekdays on every hour...........
Matsuda: anybody can skip two days of school............................
L: your missing the point.
Matsuda: so anyways a dude walks up to the bar and was wearing a duck on his head, and guy walks up and ask him were you get the gorilla, and the dude said that's not a gorilla that's a duck, and the guy says i was talking to the duck!!!! *laughs*
L: hey matsuda i have a joke for you.
Matsuda: really what???
L: why did matsuda the monkey fell out of the tree??
Matsuda: um.... why??
L: because I KILLED HIM!!! *laughs*
Matsuda: ok i'll stop talking......................
L: anyways.......wait! this episode is getting to long...i wanna take a break.....!
Light: yeah your right! let's just skip to the chase......L thinks that a student has access to the kira case information.....and i expect him to know that.....i'm trying to get close to L so i can elimenate him....*blah* *blah* a stranger is followng me..........Ryuuk tells me........um....ryuuk tells me how to get the shinigami eyes by........OH JUST GO WATCH THE REGULAR DEATHNTOE!! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!! Throws computer at the reader...............
