Hey Dem!
It's Bomba. Munkustrap said that you wanted me to write you a letter, so here I am, writing a letter to my very best friend! And just so you know, I was going to write you a letter anyway, before Munkustrap said anything. Don't think for a moment that the only reason why I'm writing a letter is because some silly tom told me to.
So what's it like at your Uncle's house? Are there any cute toms over there that I should know about? If you need tips on dating advice I would be more than glad to help out. I found out from Tantomile yesterday that I could be a 'match-maker' and it's the absolute coolest job ever. All the kittens want my help but I said that I couldn't because my best friend will be my first customer and my best friend is you. I can match you up with some pretty awesome toms if you like. Boys are so cool! There's tall ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones, ones that tell good stories, ones that run fast and dance, ones that hug you so tight you can't even move, ones that are fun to be with and even ones that can tell secrets. Aren't boys cool?
So after Tanto told me yesterday about my match-making abilities, I told Tugger and he said that after I match you up with someone, he wants me to match him up with someone. Ahhh! Isn't that entirely awesome? I'm so excited! Like, Everlasting Cat, it's just too cool. You know how much I love Tugger! I have a plan, it's more like a secret because nobody knows but me. Okay, so my plan is to tell Tugger I have the perfect match for him, and that his match will be waiting for him by the grand tire at 9pm, (it would be later than that but that's as far past my bedtime that I can go without mama getting mad) and then I'll show up by the tire and surprise him as his best match! Isn't it the coolest plan ever?
I hope you're having fun, Demeter, and don't forget that you're my first customer! Tell me all about the boys there so I can pick the best one for you.
Ciao,
Bombs
