Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, if I did, Ulquiorra and Gin would still be alive.
Chapter 3
'Mum, how and when did Dad propose to you?'
Rukia turned to look at her orange haired husband. 'I'd rather not say.'
-(14 years ago, 3 years after the Winter War)-
The smell of alcohol in the room was overpowering and the music playing was so loud that it could be heard from a mile away. Ichigo had a large grin on his face as he downed his can of beer. He looked up at the banner that read Happy Birthday Renji! The banner had originally been red, but it seemed that someone had redecorated it into the pale greenish-yellowish colour of puke. Ichigo found the birthday boy passed out of a table. Although he had been here for only four hours and had had a drink every hour, Ichigo was amazingly wasted out of his mind. He placed his empty beer can on a table and walked through the crowd to resume his quest of finding his short, violent girlfriend. He couldn't walk straight and leaned on the bar giggling like an idiot (Ichigo giggling?). 'A Shrew Dribbler pleashe!'
The Bar tender looked at the drunk Shinigami in confusion, 'A what, sir?'
Ichigo let in a huge sigh and started whining, 'I said a Scrooge Driner, A SCROOGE DRINER!'
'Do you mean a Screw Driver?'
Ichigo started muttering nonsense under his breath and nodding, 'Dat's what I said!'
'Yeah…' The bartender started mixing the cocktail and gave it to Ichigo who wobbled to the other side of the room. Ichigo nearly fell over when Rukia hugged him, 'Ichigoooooo!' Ichigo sat down on a sofa, Rukia still hugging him. Ichigo lay down and grinned foolishly at Rukia, 'Will you marry me?' Rukia nodded and swayed side to side, 'Yes!'
When Ichigo regained consciousness, he had a massive headache. He looked at Rukia who was silently snoring on his chest. Ichigo carefully got up and lay Rukia down on the sofa. He walked over a passed out naked Hisagi. What the fuck happened last night? Ichigo didn't remember a thing other then Kira throwing up all over a wall. He walked over to an Isane making some hangover cures at the bar and a Matsumoto holding a video camera. Ichigo took a glass of Hangover Cure from Isane and nodded at Matsumoto, 'What's with the video camera?'
'I always bring video cameras to parties so that we remember what happened the next morning. Want to see?'
The beginning of the party was boring, just dancing to some loud music. But four hours after the party started, it got…interesting. It started off with Hisagi taking off his clothes in the middle of the dance floor, and things just got crazy. The film cut to show Ichigo and Rukia on the sofa.
Most of the partiers woke up to Ichigo going 'WTF!'
-(Present)-
'Let's just say that we were very drunk.'
A/N: Yup, I'm sad enough to type up 2 chapters in one day. Anyway, Ichigo's proposal was based off a real story: My Dad's proposal to my Mum. Yes, my parents were wasted when they decided to get married.
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