(A/N:) Here is the next chapter! Hope you like it!
Jack stood outside of the temple with a large grin on his face. He might have had his eyeliner on, but he was 100 percent jock! Jack walked up to the vault entrance. The pinch black sky covered up his green letter jacket perfectly. He opened the vault quietly and pulled out as many wu as possible…well, all the ones on his SO secret list not even I knew what was on it. He left the temple quietly, saving his evil laugh for when he got home.
He entered the large mansion during a wild party his parents always threw and snuck down into the dark basement. He walked up to Ashley. She was in a fluffy and short pink skirt and a lighter pink tank top. She had on white pumps, though.
"Jack," her voice rang in Jack's ears, "did you get ALL of the wu on my list?"
"Yes, your gorgeousness," Jack bowed.
"Good. You know what you won for that?" She purred like a kitten while stoking under his chin.
"Yea-huh," he slightly began to drool as he stared into her dark black eyes. She slowly kissed him on the lips. When they broke apart for air they ran quickly into the secret room Jack had put in for these kinds of prizes.
--AT THE XIAOLIN TEMPLE--
Dojo looked into the vault disappointedly. He yawned and then went back into the television room. He tried as hard as he could to lift up his heavy body and place it on the couch so he could reach the potato chips and the TV remote. He flipped through the channels for a while, paused, burped, and then went back to flipping through the channels. Master Fung walked in and glared.
"You dumb ass, your job around here is to guard the wu and find them when they activate, not run up the cable bill!" Master Fung yelled at the fat dragon.
"Gosh, I'll lose this wait as soon as I detect a wu, so stop worrying about my health!" Dojo scratched himself.
"YOU'RE FIRED!" Master Fung yelled.
"You can't fire me! I have a fan club!" Dojo whined.
"You'll be fired sooner or later! AND, NOW, IT'S TIME TO FIND SOMEBODY TO CURSE WITH MY CRAVINGS!" Master Fung left to probably rape Raimundo again.
"Finally!" Dojo cheered. He burped very loudly, shrugged, and went back to flipping through channels.
(A/N:) Yet another creepy chapter of EMO SHOWDOWN! Do you think I should get somebody to write the uncensored version? With all cut out scenes, words, and junk put in? Well...if your interested than ask me if you can have the job! If you don't have experience, it doesn't mean you don't HAVE a chance, you just have a small chance, but if you're still interested you can still ask! You never know who I'll choose until I tell you who I chose!
