"Well peeps, the new banlist is here." called Joey.
"My deck is useless now!" wailed Tea.
"Tea, your deck was always useless."
"Oh, yeah."
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"Oh my this is fun!" muttered Yugi.
The bloody knife had been stabbed into his soul room door, leaving a huge trail of blood slithering down the metal door. Meanwhile, Yami's head had been sliced off. His beheaded body laid on the ground in a thick pool of crimson blood.
"Better clean that up Yami," giggled Yugi. "I think I'll keep his head for my collection."
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"Come on, Gaydar. Do your magic!" whispered Bakura to himself.
The Millenium Ring glowed up and began pointing toward a dark alley.
"Aha!"
Bakura began running swiftly toward the alley, bumping into everyone including Seto Kaiba.
"Watch it, you British jerk." he said rudely.
"Hey, I'm not British! I'm just gay."
"What?"
"Nothing."
Bakura continued running until he went into the dark alley. He observed the area. He didn't see anyone except Marik who was poking the walls and ground for treasure.
"Ugh. No one is here but Marik." he thought, frustrated. "Oh wait."
Suddenly, Bakura's thoughts were interupted when he blacked out. But he didn't black out. Bakura had been stuffed into a large bag, struggling and screaming inside, yelping to get out. Then the bag had been violently thrown into a small, black van which sped down the road. Who could of stuffed him anyways?
Well, it was Yugi.
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"Bakura? Bakura, wake up! Please, you are in danger!"
"Huh? I-I can't see. W-w-where am I?" Bakura groaned softly.
"HELL!" screeched Yugi as he drew out a giant knife and stabbed it into Bakura's heart, all in a split second. Soon, Yugi had started laughing uncontrollably.
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"Go, Blue Eyes White Dragon! Destroy Joey's life points now!" commanded Kaiba.
"NYEEEEEEEH!" cried Joey.
"Joey! Don't lose hope! You can-"
"Shut up, Tea." said Tristan.
Joey fell onto the ground, sweating all over his face.
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"Hmm... Who should I play with next?" thought Yugi as he walked out of Bakura's murder place.
He walked out to see Kaiba and Joey dueling, Kaiba with his signature Blue Eyes and Joey with nothing on the field.
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Joey slowly got up, moaning. He limped away from the duel, trying to get back on his balance. With his head turned down, he soon saw a pair of black sneakers.
"Oh oops, sorry. I'll just go arou-"
He froze when he looked up at who the person was.
