Ond dai Zelduh waz just chullen. She wuz SINGLE foh yah infomatin, cuz Gan broke up wit har and mrth was gine and sah wuldn't take hym bkk. DHEN Z SAW ROY 4 DAH 1st tym IN LYKE A YE-AH.

Z broke up wit rouy a long tyme go cuz she didn't' feel ryte. But dhen she saw hym wit PEACH Zeld'S ARCH NEMI and wanted 2 kik hez ASS.

"OMJ ROY IZ DHAT U!?" Z inquired.

"OMJ HAY GURL!!" sed roy.

"who iz dhis roy is der sumthin u r nto telling moi?" sed peach.

So they went on msn.

PEACH nd ROY hun xoxoxoxox (L) ilu haz juts signed

Broken Harted Zel sayz:

U R A JAARRRKKKKK

PEACH nd ROY hun xoxoxoxox (L) ilu:

Y u be haytin' on dus byach?

Broken Harted Zel sayz:

Cuz yo be trippin on da seen byach

PEACH nd ROY hun xoxoxoxox (L) ilu sayz:

Wel u gotz 2 chial hunn, jus cuz u be jellin' dat me an da Roynman gotz da fun on las nigh

Broken Harted Zel sayz:

I brot u mah bulletz, U brot me yoh luuuvvv Roy. BE BELOn TOGETDA WIT!!!!

ROY hun xoxoxoxox (L) ilu sayz:

Gurrl, don' hayte der playah, h8te dah gamme!

Broken Hearted Zel sayz:

You got togedah wich Peach!

ROY hun xoxoxoxox (L) ilu sayz:

Hun….u broke mah hart, yuu broke upp wit mee a yle agoo so don't b putin' dhis junk on mah recurd luv.

Broken Hearted Zel says:

Hun, dhat wuzz low. You know ii wyll alwayz want to bgedah wichoo' 4evur. I styll feel 4 uu 43vahh til dee end cuz im BURNIN' UP 4 U BB! .x 3 ily .

ROY hun xoxoxoxox (L) ilu sayz:

Well, hunn im slippin in2 da lavah, & ima tryna keep frum goin' undur, bb uu turn dah tempaturwhj hawtaah, but I AINT BURNIN UP 4 YAH ANYMUURR.

WE'RE OVAH 4EVER BYATCHHIIIEEEE luv uuuuuuuu cya Saturday mall.

Broken Hearted Zel sayz:

Kay kay hunni cyu deennnn ILU… TACOH BELL mahhhh treat 3 .x ilysm

ROY hun xoxoxoxox (L) ilu sayz:

Dot exxie luvvr, ILY. Shuuuur , tachooh bell sundz great! Ily u and me 43vur luv 3 ilymf

Zelly *ROY* 3 imflysmfm til dee ennddd3!!! ILY. Cupple 43vur sayz:

Luuv ya! So glad 2 b BF and GF again!! LOL luuuv uuuuuu 3 cya sat.

RoyBoi (&&,,,I kinda MFLY ZELDA HUNNI) 4evah sayz:

LUV YAHHH. Im glad too, suullmatez 4evz n' evz, &&& evvvvvvvzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!! Ily. Im in 4 deh long run I'll b here 4evz illyysmmmmmmmm!!

Zelly *ROY* 3 imflysmfm til dee ennddd3!!! ILY. Cupple 43vur sayz:

Me 2222222 huuunnnn I shall luv u 4evurr til deth do uz parrt! I.L.Y. 4evah. 3 hertz…xx I gtg now hunni .x Luv ya cya sat.

RoyBoi (&&,,,I kinda MFLY ZELDA HUNNI) 4evah sayz:

ILy kk sattt hun cant wait 4 saturdai iluu. (*)

STAY TUNED!! This epic journey isn't over yet!