YAY! This chapter is finally up! *confetti falls* Major writer's block with this, but I had a lot of help from Christine Marie Jonasdotter, so that's really the only reason I got this up. Of course the reviews helped a lot too because I get to use all your lovely ideas! Muahahahahaha…. Kidding… sort of.
Am I insane? Well… besides the fact that I named my kitty flash drive Erik…
No, I'm not kidding. It's a flash drive and it's small and black and it looks like a kitty. It has yellow eyes so how could I possibly resist! Well… flash drive kitty Erik says hi.
Nannyandpotocrazy: I just feel bad with you calling me a comical genius and all. I'm not that good. Am I? By the way, your suggestion is altered a bit because… well you'll see.
Alice Kettle: Your suggestion shall also be used- though I will alter it a bit to work with the story :) I'm so glad that you enjoy the story so far! Hope you continue reading! Thanks!
Angelic-Reader: Wow… long review. Hehe… Where to begin? Thank you- I'm glad that my story has good potential! :D Um… yeah… there really was no way that I could write a short chapter. Well, I could have written a filler… darnet! I have a good filler idea too! Next time I'll remember that filler! Thanks for the reminder to add a short chapter after the author's note! I really hope you enjoy this a lot! I've worked very hard on it! Hehe… I have a plan for kitty Erik- that's all I'm going to tell you! And I did the brainstorming idea thanks!
Christine Marie Jonasdotter: I know I replied to you already and got all your help for this. Once again- thanks so much and I hope you enjoy this chapter! If I messed anything up- just let me know! Thanks!
woland666: I love your ideas! They shall be used! Yay! Thanks so much!
Aly: Oh! Cute kitty things! Don't you worry, Erik will be doing plenty of cute things! Yay!
Axelion the Vampire Phantom: Hmmm… all very good ideas. :D Oh, I think I forgot to mention that Christine hasn't married Raoul yet, so she's not on the estate. Actually, she's still in her apartment. But I am still using your ideas, though they may be a little altered. Hehe
I think I just realized that almost everyone said that Erik should meow. That idea will be used! And you know, after that you guys said different things so I'll use all of those and possibly a few of my own ideas… hehe.
BUT since I got so many ideas, I'm gonna have to split this chapter in two! Don't worry, I shall try to update that as soon as I can.
With that, let Erik's story begin!
*breaks into random evil laughter*
*cough* um… sorry. Hehehe. ENJOY!
Erik's POV
How to sneak into a Soprano's House without Really Trying Part 1
This now leaves me with my current situation, except, this is much worse than just being a cat. Oh no, this is much more demeaning than being a nose less cat.
After a few hours of wandering through the streets, I finally came across Christine's apartment. It was a small, humble abode, yet it was beautiful to a starving little creature such as myself.
Now I had a few options: I could have sneaked into the apartment unseen or I could try to get Christine to let me in. The first option would have only proved to be worthless, since I wouldn't be able to support myself well as a cat. Yes, I could have learned to hunt for mice and could have drank sewer water, but even though I was a cat in form, I was (and am) still a gentleman by nature.
That only left me with the second option. The only problem was how to get Christine to let an accursed little beast inside her only place of sanctuary. Though she did have a soft spot for animals, there was no way she would let me in. She had screamed at my face when I was a man, I would look much more repulsive as a cute little adorable – nose less cat.
I sat there in the road for a while, just staring at the apartment for a while. What could cats do that catch human's attention?
I paced up and down the road, trying to think of how to get into Christine's apartment. In truth, it should not be that hard to get into her home, but something just did not seem right about this whole thing.
Of course, there was nothing right with me being a cat.
I sighed and made my way towards the apartment.
I sat looking at the doorstep and stared the doors. Then I did the first thing that came to mind.
I died.
I stood on my hind legs and put a paw to my chest as I yowled in pain. Dramatically, I crashed to the ground and cried again. After a few minutes, I heard footsteps rush to the door and I stuck out my tongue before I heard the click of the door.
"Oh!" I heard an unfamiliar voice cry. Who was this? It definitely was not my Christine.
I felt a foot nudge my small crumpled body before I heard the woman scowl, "Nasty vermin should not be on my doorstep."
Before I could do anything, I felt her foot again, only this time I opened my eyes to find that I was soaring through the air. I looked back and saw a woman in her late forties wearing a look of shock on her face. As I fell to the side of the road, I gave her a wicked smile and winked. Quickly, she rushed back to the door and shut it behind her.
Slowly, I stood on my feet again. I almost collapsed to the ground once more when I felt a spasm of pain throughout my back leg. However, I knew that Christine would take care of me if I got in her house. She would never even know it was me so she would care for my back leg.
I limped to the apartment again. I realized that Christine obviously was not the only resident here. Her Mama Valerius had passed away the sometime ago so I had assumed that meant that Christine would be living on her own. Yet that did not seem to be the case.
I found a pipe that lead to the second floor of the apartment. I gave another wicked smile as the answer seemed to be staring me in the face. I leaped and grabbed onto the pipe for dear life. My leg seemed to protest, but I ignored it. I would be well once I was reunited with my love.
Slowly, I climbed up the pipe until I reached the first window of the second floor. I looked into the window to see the same woman who kicked me to the side of the road. I flattened myself against the wall next to the window when I saw that she was walking towards the window. My breath stopped when the steps ceased at the window. A moment of silence ensued. Suddenly, the glass pane swung out and hit me in the head. I felt so dizzy afterward that I lost my balance and found myself falling to the ground.
My eyes had momentarily closed as I fell. The rush of air almost felt comforting to me.
That was until I landed in a rose bush.
Yes, I did end it on that. Yes, I realize that the chapter was short :P at least it was a chapter. Part two will come up soon. I just need to organize how I can do these ideas, but the ones I put in this chapter- I love them! Thanks so much to all of you who gave me these ones! And to all of you who are like "Where's mine?" it's coming in the next chapter. Muahahahahaha
So… look forward to part two and until then…
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