A/N: So, Craig and his friends filmed Kenny being in pain from having a 'Nose Period' as a reviewer called 'VonKellcsiisTRADUCTOR' called it and them throwing things at Kenny such as their lunches, used tissues, and hacked snot balls at him, and uploaded it to You-Tube (Such rude people!) and this is where we left off. Enjoy!
"Come on boys, you don't wanna be late for school" Mrs. Marsh said as she started the car engine and got it warmed up, Stan got in the back seat.
"Why aren't you riding shot-gun?" Stan's mother asked.
"I'm saving it for Kenny. I feel bad for everything that happened to him yesterday and I wanna do what I can to make sure he's loved by some of us" Stan said as he put his seat belt on. Kenny came out of the house and he was putting on his 'Skyrim' necklace as he walked down to the car.
"Hey, Kenny! I saved shot-gun for you!" Stan called out. Kenny smiled a bit as he heard his friend say that. Just as Kenny was about to get into the car, a boy on a bike was shouting rude things at Kenny.
"Creepy Kenny! Creepy Kenny! Creepy Kenny!" the boy shouted. Kenny turned his head around quickly to the boy's direction and all of a sudden, the boy was launched off his bike and hit the door of a car. The metal on the door was bent and the glass was cracked a lot. The car alarm went off and ran away crying like a little baby.
"What was that?" Kenny asked himself.
"Kenny! You coming to school or not?" Stan asked. Kenny shook his head to snap himself out of his daze and got into the passenger seat.
After a while, the two arrived at school and Kenny made his way towards the library.
"Dude, where are you going?" Stan asked.
"I've been excused from gym class for the rest of the week, remember? I'm going to study hall" Kenny said.
"Oh, yeah. I'll see you in English class" Stan said. The two friends/brothers went their separate ways until their next class.
In gym class, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Butters were standing right next to the gym coach. The coach was a tall, slender, auburn haired woman who wore frayed shorts, and a black tank top.
"This month's an important month for you boys, it's 'Spring Fling' and then you guys are gonna be off to middle school" said the gym teacher to the rest of the boys who were in front of her, not Kenny's friends. She walked over to Clyde.
"Who's the lucky girl, Clyde?" she asked.
"Lisa Burger" Clyde answered simply.
"You gonna get her a corsage or are you just gonna put a used bloody tissue on her wrist?" she asked rudely with her hands on her hips.
"And I know that Craig and Nicole were running to be 'Spring Fling' king and queen. I would have voted for them, not anymore" said the gym teacher. Craig began growling under his breath. Butters, Cartman, Kyle, and Stan then gave everyone a look of disapproval with their arms crossed.
"You all did a crappy thing yesterday. A really crappy thing. Did any of you ever stop to think that Kenny McCormick might have feelings? Do any of you ever stop to think!?" she said with her arms crossed now. No one said anything.
"Of course you didn't. Not only that, one of you have the audacity to film a video of it and post it on You-Tube" said the gym teacher. Clyde, Craig, Tweek, and Token began shivering with their eyes widened and teeth chattering.
"And, according to You-Tube right now... the video has fifty million dislikes, only four likes, and lots of ultra-negative comments" Butters said as he took out his iPhone 5s and showed all the negative comments to the class. The only four who liked the video were Token, Clyde, Craig, and Tweek.
"Now, because of that, I'm making everyone except for Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Butters Stotch, and Kyle Broflovski serve a week's long detention" said the gym teacher.
"I won't come" Clyde said as he turned around with his arms crossed.
"That's up to you Mr. Donovan. That's up to all of you. If you skip detention, you're gonna be suspended. And if you're suspended... you're not going to 'Spring Fling'. Get the picture?" she asked to the other students. They shook their heads yes with wide eyes of fear.
"Now, I'm excusing Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Butters for the rest of the week. As for the rest of you, I want you running seven laps around the tracks. And while you're running, I want you to think and think deeply about what it would be like to be Kenny McCormick" she then blew the whistle and they began running around the track. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Butters then left to get changed back into their normal clothes and left.
Meanwhile, in the library, Kenny was on the computer and typed in 'Hidden Powers of the Mind' and pressed 'Enter'. Several results came up. He scrolled down to see different types and he spotted the one that he thought he had.
"Telekinesis – The supposed ability to move objects at a distance by mental power or other nonphysical means" Kenny read aloud to himself. Kenny looked around and saw the librarian on her laptop and a mug of hot coffee was right next to her. Kenny raised his hand and made a push movement. The coffee mug was launched to the wall and it broke, leaving coffee stains on the wall.
"Ah! What in God's name happened here?" the librarian asked frustratedly and closed her computer. Kenny got a mischevious grin as he looked down at his hand.
"Awesome" he whispered. He then clicked on a tab that showed the school library catalog and typed in 'Telekinesis'. Once he found the right section, he began taking as much books off the shelf as he could and began reading them all one at a time.
Back with the other students on the track, Craig, Clyde, Tweek, and Token stopped running.
"Keep running!" the teacher shouted to the ones who stopped. Craig then shouted something at the teacher.
"SCREW YOU!" he shouted. The gym teacher walked over to them and spoke back.
"What did you just say to me?" she asked sternly.
"I said screw you" Craig said calmly and raised his middle finger at her.
"Screw me? That's it, the four of you are out of 'Spring Fling' and out of my class. Now get out of here" said the gym teacher. The four of them then began walking off the track and spoke.
"This isn't over! This isn't even in the same area as over!" Craig shouted as he and his friends walked away. The gym teacher then muttered something to herself.
"I don't like that child" and then she walked over to the track again to check up on the other students.
Meanwhile, on the roof of the school, Kyle, Stan, Butters, and Cartman were playing tic-tac-toe using chalk.
"What's on your mind, dude?" Cartman asked Stan.
"What?" Stan asked confusedly.
"Don't play dumb with me, Marsh. I know you've got an idea when you've got that look on your face" Cartman said as he drew an X in front of Kyle's O's and blocked off his almost winning chance.
"I'm gonna tell Wendy to do me a favor and take Kenny to 'Spring Fling' instead of me" they all gasped in surprise.
"You're really gonna give up going to 'Spring Fling' dude?" asked Kyle.
"No, I'll still be going, just with someone else, that's all" Stan said as he took a piece of loose gravel off the edge of the school and threw it into the street..
"Who'll you go with?" Butters asked.
"I think I'll go with Nicole" Stan explained.
"Wasn't she going with Craig or something" Kyle asked as he made an O on the chalk chart.
"Not anymore. Word's been going around the school that she left Craig because of the whole bullying incident and now Craig is dateless" Butters said as he drew a flower on the floor with one of the spare pieces of chalk.
"Cool, I hope your plan works dude" Cartman said as he drew an X and it was three in a row, leaving Kyle to be beaten in the game.
"Thanks, I hope it does too" Stan said as he spit a loogie off the roof and it hit sidewalk.
A/N: So, Kenny has just realized he has telekinesis and Craig, Clyde, Tweek, and Token aren't going to 'Spring Fling' for refusing to attend detention. And Stan's plan is revealed, he's gonna have Wendy take Kenny to 'Spring Fling' instead of him. And there will be a lot more where that came from in the next update. Please review, thanks!
