Author: As promised from last chapter this was posted quicker and DeidaraXSasori happens now. My god the internet is a weird place, for the love of ninja-go don't search it up... Also the hell is with christians? sure Jesus can walk on water but can he swim on land? yea (with condesending look on face.)
Wednesday, 12th, December
Wednesday, 5.30, Kakuzu
The Akatsuki had been up all night playing Monopoly and Kakuzu was losing "son of a bitch!" he shouted "dude calm down" said Kisame trying to comfort him "back off motherfucker or I'll cut you!" he shouted holding a switchblade "whoah dude, calm the fuck down!" "I'll make tuna out of you" "Christ Kakuzu!" shouted Sasori before Kisame started to panic "chill out man, we're all friends here" "give me the fuckin' money" "alright, alright!" he shouted before handing him the fake money "you calm, yea? good, ok your turn then Kakuzu" Kakuzu rolled the dice and moved the little iron dog "Kakuzu-senpai, you landed on my hotel!" shouted Tobi gleefully "...run."
Wednesday, 12.00, Lunch: Pain
Tobi sat down at the lunch table "you enjoy your run?" asked Pain, but Tobi just fell on the floor bleeding "should we help him?" asked Sasori "nah, he'll be fine, been back from worse than this, isn't that right Tobi?" "prison was cold Pain-senpai" "I'm sure it was" he said smiling before his phone buzzed "hello! hi Konan, what, now? you are? you will? I'll be there in ten" he said hanging up "later bitches I have a booty call."
Dude, you can't just leave
Yes I can
But we got to do this story
I don't care author, unlike you I'm getting laid
Ouch
gonna need water-jutsu for that burn
Ahem! Wednesday, 12.04, Lunch: idk... Tobi, Tobi! where did Tobi go?
(Itachi shrugs)
Son of a bitch!
Wednesday, 13.15, P.E: Deidara
He hit Sai in the face with a dodgeball "you emotionless motherfucker!"
5.10, Deidara
"I'm bored" he moaned lying on his bed before getting a call "hello?" "Deidara, it's Sasori, listen you wanna do something?" "what, now?" "no, at like six" "alright, see you in an hour.
6.00, Deida- you know what, it's only an hour later, we really don't need to do this, alright fangirls let's get this fanservice crap over and done with then. And just for the record this is my first attempt of romance, mainly because my dating life has been... less than successful.
"Hey Deidara!" shouted Sasori "hey man!" he replied turning off his phone "so where are we going then?" "uhh..." said Sasori awkwardly "I don't know, you wanna see a movie?" "sure what do you- this is getting boring and not awkward enough, fast forward two hours!
"That was great" said Sasori "it was good I guess" said Deidara mumbling "what's wrong Deidara?" "n- nothing" "come on- I know you better than anyone and I know when you're upset" "if you know me better than anyone then you know to me horror movies are just dull" "scared Deidara?" "bring Tobi, then we'll talk" "you seem to despise him" said Sasori curiously smiling "I don't hate him, he's annoying sure but..." "but what?" "he's honestly kinda adorable, he's like that puppy that follows you home" "awww..." "you're being sarcastic" "whatever gave you that idea" "stop that!" they both laughed "alright Deidara, what do you want to do?" Deidara thought for a moment "I've got an idea" he said before grabbing Sasori's wrist and running off "Deidara where are we going?" "you'll see."
Deidara dragged him to the middle of Konoha to see the giant christmas tree "ok, so you brought me here now what" he said crossing his arms "dude you're always so impatient, just... watch the pretty lights" they both looked at the tree, it's majestic glow in the frosty air only to compare by the- "okay I'm bored, can we go now?" "damn it Sasori you're always so impatient, I try to take you somewhere nice and you just want to leave" "then why do you do this" he replied rubbing his eyes "forget it, let's just go" said Deidara walking back to the college "now I just feel like a douche" thought Sasori putting his hand on Deidara's back, he turned but tripped landing on Sasori, his heart was pounding and he was pretty sure he was blushing so much he had more red on his face than Obito (from when he, you know... the whole death of Rin thing.) Honestly it felt good to him, he was warm and- crap, he'd been on Sasori for way longer than a guy falling on guy and it still to be considered straight (don't ask, this week has been hectic for me.) "uhh... Deidara can- can you get off me now?" and with that he got up and fled back to the dorms (as you do) "damn, he's awkward" said Sasori muttering under his breath smiling "but... that's kinda why I like him."
A/n: Yes, I believe that Sasori is the- can I say that in a T rated fanfic? yea well Sasori's on the bottom, Next chapter: ObitoxRin, do not know who's on the bottom in that ship.
