Peyton's ears turned bright pink. Tom felt proud to make the computer feel some emotion. But he also felt a warmth in his chest. 'Must be heartburn' he thought to himself
"I have a wife" Peyton said still pink
"So do I" Tom said back
"Then don't say things like that. It's...cheating. It's wrong. The Bible says it's wrong"
"It also says no shrimp"
"Yeah but that's talking about your shrimp dick" Peyton laughed at him
"Why do you talk about my dick so much" Tom glared at him
"I guess I want to see it" Peyton rolled his eyes
"That's it! We're going into the bathroom and seeing dicks"
"I'm Christian" Peyton said, holier than thou.
"Your dick isn't" he snapped back, grabbing Peyton by the jersey and dragging him towards the outdoor bathrooms
Peyton rolled his eyes. He wasn't going to show his dick to Tom "Vanilla" Brady.
Tom rolled his eyes. There was no way in hell he was leaving that bathroom without seeing Peyton "Forehead" Manning's dick
"Tom stop you midget" Peyton snapped, trying to get the claws out of his jersey
"I'm 6'4"
"I'm 6'5"
"My dick is bigger"
Peyton's ears turned bright red.
