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"nella hav u finally cum 2 ur senses"

uh oh hea we go agen. "eddie i sighted" no im still gonna bcum charlie junier and their aint nufin u kan do bowt it"

"well i if ur gonna get a sexy transplsnt than im gonna go gedda... PERSOANLITY TRENSPLINT"

i gapsed. "fine go 4 it"

"i well"

i later on i waz sittin down watchin tv wit rensensmee and we wer watchin diz weird az movie called twilite

"yo waddup g"

i luked up suerprised.

"yo g it b me eddie to the weddie fizzie"

i crajed up "wat da fuk edward"

ed started cramping to diz random hop hop musik dat kame out of his pimp steroe "yeh man i b da shizzle 2 da nizzle ow"

"oh i geddit its your persanility transpart"

"yeah diz b da new me nd u betta get used to it u fukin trans sezual bitvh

i started crying. "edward wtf i hate u u asshole y cant u just accept dat im gonna b a tranny"

"bekaws u b pimpin already gurl n u wanna throw dat away 4 a penis. girl dat b whack"

"SHUT UP" i yelled pissed and ran away at supa speed wit ressie wit me

"mummie watz up wit daddy im skarred"

"i no sweaty but ur dad is jus sik but he'll het betta"

"he beter akuws hes scaring meh"

i smilled.

"o nd ressiene"

yeah mummmy"

"deaz sumfin i need 2 tell u.."

im gonna leav u guys hangin 2 c how resnesmee reaktz 2 bellas news

tanx 4 da gud reviaws o nd btw watz a betta?