CRACK-TASTIC!
STARRING: Akatsuki
"Um, Sasori? ... WHAT THE FUNK IS WITH THAT?" Konan's loud voice echoed through Akatsuki, Hidan ran in with a football and hit Konan in the head with it. "HIDAN!" She screamed, resulting Hidan's hair to fly back and stun him.
"RUN HIDAN, SAVE YOURSELF!" Sasori yelled and Hidan quickly came back to his senses and ran as fast as his legs could take him. Konan screamed in frustration as she flew down the hallways chasing Hidan. "Well, at least I'm safe..." Sasori smiled happily as he strolled down the hallway. He turned the corner and slipped on Zetsu's banana peel, "AHH! OH EM GEE!" Sasori yelled as he flipped over.
"Gaspe!" Zetsu gasped. He ran over to Sasori and his banana peel. "Are you okay?!" Zetsu asked sympathetically.
Sasori sat up, "Yeah, thanks for asking."
"You poor thing!" He picked up his banana peel. "Did that big meanie Sasori hurt you?" Zetsu asked, referring to his banana peel. Sasori's mouth dropped as he stared at Zetsu.
"YOU FUNKING SON OF A BATCH OF COOKIES!" The puppet mast yelled as he slammed Zetsu's head into Deidara's head. Poor Deidara didn't realize just going for a walk could be so treacherous. Zetsu screamed as he collasped to the hard floor and got knocked out..
"K.O!" The loud voice once again echoed through Akatsuki.
Deidara crossed his arms and pouted angerily at Sasori. "Take this, un!" He sculpted a small clay bird and let it set off near Sasori, resulting it to blow up and knock out Sasori too. "Un." He stated as he stomped down the hallway.
Suddenly Hidan ran past Deidara and Konan pounced on him. "AHH SAVE ME DEIDARA!" Hidan screamed.
"Get a room, un." Deidara said and he walked away, leaving Hidan to be tortured under Konan's wrath.
"AAAAAAAAAH HEEEEELP MEEEEEE!" Hidan pleaded. Konan pulled all of his hair out. "MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" He yelled desperately, Kakuzu ran over and laughed... well, sorta.
"El oh el." He said watching Hidan get knocked out from looking at his bald head in the mirror. Konan stood up and dusted herself off then walked away quite pleased with herself.
"K.O.!" The voice echoed, referring to Hidan.
