Disclaimer – I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! of The 12 Pains of Christmas by Bob Rivers

*Rated T for Teen


Hangovers

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me is hangovers.

"I can't believe ya got drunk last night because of the stupid Christmas lights," Joey said, slamming the dishtowel on the counter. It was the following morning and both he and Seto were in the kitchen.

Seto was currently nursing a pounding headache while Joey tried to make everyone breakfast. He'd burned the eggs three times, he was so mad. He finally settled on everyone having cereal for breakfast.

"I wasn't drunk," Seto deadpanned, rubbing his temples.

"Ya weren't, huh? Then what do ya call this?"

Seto raised his head to look at his Puppy. What on earth was he talking about? His eyes widened when Joey shoved his cell phone under his nose. There was a nice little drunken video of him, topless and bottomless, parading around their bedroom, singing dirty Christmas carols.


Last Night

"Seto? Are ya drunk?" Joey exclaimed.

"No!" came the giggled reply as Seto nuzzled Joey's neck affectionately. This was really starting to freak the blond out. Especially when Seto started taking off his clothes.

"Seto! Wait! What are ya doin'?"

The brunet was now down to only his boxers. A confused look crossed his face when he looked back at Joey. "I'm gonna sing," came the slurred reply. Now Joey was thoroughly confused. And Seto was trying to sport a glare as if what he were doing were obvious.

Not quite knowing how to handle Seto at this point, Joey said slowly, "Okay. Um…what are ya gonna sing?"

Seto's eyes suddenly lit up and Joey mentally smacked himself in the head. Why did he even have to ask? It was bound to be eccentric. It was Seto after all.

"I'm gonna sing Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear. It's sung to the tune Winter Wonderland."

Was it just him, or was Seto sounding even more like a child. Either way, Joey was not going to pass up this opportunity for some decent blackmail. So he grabbed his cell phone and started recording his lover strutting his stuff in the bedroom. Joey almost fell over, however, when Seto actually started singing. He didn't even know Seto knew the words!

After he finished singing, he passed out on the floor.


Back to the Present

Seto stared in horror at what he'd just witnessed on Joey's cell phone. His Puppy had to literally pry the phone from his grasp; he was holding it so tight.

"I told ya! Ya were drunk last night!" stated Joey, waving the phone in his face.

Seto let his head hit the table and groaned. "Fine! You were right! I was drunk last night! Now shut the fuck up! I have a hangover!"

Joey smirked in triumph and went to get his lover some aspirin and his morning cup of coffee. It felt good to be right.

But he couldn't help but wonder what Seto would do if he paraded around their bedroom in women's underwear. It was an interesting thought. He'd have to try it sometime.


End Drabble