Chapter 3: C.P.

-Next day-

-Stan wakes up early and gets dressed. He walks downstairs and writes a note that he is just going to go play basketball so that the others won't worry. He then goes out to the garage where the puppy is and leaves on his bike and rides down to Nora. When he is at her house he rings on the doorbell. Nora who is really tired walks down and answers the door because her mother won't wake up. She opens the door and sees Stan there-

-Her hair's all fluffy and messed up, her jacket is open so you can see her shirt, she has half open eyes, no socks or shoes and answers the door looking tired-

Nora: What the fuck are you doing here so early?
Stan: I've found a puppy that is hurt and needs somewhere to stay! Can he stay at your house?
Nora: -Sees the puppy and blushes cute looking at it with adorable eyes- Awww! Come in, quick!

-Stan walks in with the puppy-

Nora: Can I get you anything?
Stan: Well some cookies would-
Nora: I was talking to the puppy.
Stan: Oh...
Puppy: Some hotdogs would be nice.

-Nora and Stan glares at the puppy with big eyes-

Nora: Did that puppy just talk?
Puppy: Woff! –the puppy smiles and fans with its tail-
Stan: I don't know... just give it some hotdogs.

-Nora goes the fridge and starts to look for some hotdogs. She returns and gives the puppy some hotdogs which it enjoys happily-

Nora: So where did you find this dog, anyway?
Stan: It was lying in the bushes when I found him.
Nora: How do you know it's not a girl?
Stan: I can see it on it's... you know...
Nora: Oh, okay.

-The puppy looks at Nora with it's cute eyes as it leans until Stan's chest-

Nora: I don't think my mother will like having a dog living with me.
Stan: Then you'll have to hide it!
Nora: Me? Why not you or any of the other boys?
Stan: I can't because my dog will probably find the dog and bark at it.
Nora. Fine... What shall we call the dog then?
Stan: How about... C.P.? Cute puppy!
Nora: Okay. Do you like that name, C.P.?
Puppy: Woff!
Nora: I think he likes it. Then it'll be C.P.

-Nora's mother wakes up a little-

Sara: Nora? What is that barking I hear?
Nora: Eh... Nothing mum. Just some TV, nothing else.
Sara: Okay. Can you turn down the volume?
Nora: Okay. –to Stan- I think we better hide him.
Stan: Where?
Nora: Up at my room!
Stan: Okay then.

-They walk up to Nora's room and pets it while it walks around and smell the room-

Nora: What are we going to do with him?
Stan: We'll keep him.
Nora: For how long?
Stan: Till it gets it leg fixed and then we'll let it go.
Nora: Why don't we just go to the veterinarian?
Stan: Because that would ruin this whole episode!
Nora: -sighs- You're right. So what now?
Stan: I guess we'll talk or something as we watch over him...
Nora: Okay. How are you doing?
Stan: Good... you?
Nora: Good...

-C.P. keeps playing around and Nora and Stan think of something to talk about-

Nora: Wow...
Stan: What?
Nora: We have nothing to talk about, do we?
Stan: Of course we do! We can talk about your home country, Sweden.

-Nora slowly turns her head to Stan and looks at Stan with a mad face-

Nora: You. Think. I. Am. From. Sweden?
Stan: Aren't you?
Nora: No, I'm from Norway!
Stan: Okay, relax! What's the big deal!
Nora: Norway is the greatest country of all the others! We're one of the richest countries in the world in GDP per capita, we got fish, oil, we're one of the greatest Vikings who ever sailed the sea we're-

-After half an hour of Nora babbling about her home country and Stan lies on his back, face-palming and then starts to hit his head in the wall-

Nora: ...and we got the Nobel peace prize, UN has awarded us being the best country in the world to live in-
Stan: Fine! I get it! Sorry!
Nora: SO where am I from?
Stan: Norway! Fucking Norway!
Nora: Good.

-C.P. chases his tail-

Nora: Look, Stan, I'm feeling kind of sick and I don't want you to start feeling sick as well...
Stan: Okay, I'll leave.
Nora: -sneezes- Good. Sucks to be sick in the weekend.
Stan: Well you just rest here and then you'll go to school again on Monday.
Nora: -sarcastic- Ha, ha.
Stan: Well I'll just leave then. Bye
Nora: Bye

-Nora follows him and makes sure he leaves, she then returns to her room and rests on her bed, having a headache, ill in her stomach and her nose is blocked. Her tongue starts to feel kind of dry. She puts it out-

Nora:-with her tongue out- Fuck...

-C.P. walks up to her and smiles a little. He reaches out his tongue as well and the tip of it starts to glow in a big white light and he reaches forward and touches Nora's tongue. Nora looks at it with big wide eyes. Suddenly, she starts to feel better and she's not sick anymore-

Nora: What are you?
C.P: An alien dog. Woof!

-Nora backs up quickly-

Nora: Did you just talk?
C.P: Yes I did, woof.
Nora: I'm Nora... can you say that? Nora...
C.P: Nora, woof!

-Nora looks shocked as hell and looks around-

Nora: Is this some kind of prank, Stan? Do you have some kind of speaker on this dog?
C.P: I am from outer space, woof!

-C.P. runs up to the window and barks at the sky-

Nora: This is some wired shit...