Yay! Captain Underpants! And Rock Lee? What an insane combo. But it makes for the perfect mix of random underpants, chocolate-e, sugar rushed craziness that makes my fanfiction what the are! I just wished I owned stuff. If I did, there would be more craziness and shiny things!

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Lee sat down being annoyed by Konahamaru, Moegi, and Udon to be Captain Underpants.

"I am not Captain Underpants! I do not like running around in Underwear only! That is not me!"

"Yes you are! You were in our class Captain!"

"Stop calling me that!"

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If this made Lee stop wearing spandex, this will make Naruto be less hyper! Sakura was holding a hypno kunai, she never heard about the Captain Underpants thing, just that Lee's not wearing spandex anymore. She took her Father's old one, it takes two years to get a hypno kunai, if something happens to this…she'll be grounded for quite awhile.

"Sakura? What are you doing?"

"Just stare at the spinning shiny thing Naruto. And fall into a sleep."

"So, sleepy…" Naruto fell asleep.

"When you wake up, you'll be way calmer. No more being a knuckle headed idiot."

"No more knuckle head." Kiba was walking Akamaru, when he suddenly saw Sakura using a hypno kunai, he over heard an academy student talking about a Captain Underpants being of the results of a hypno kunai. Time for Naruto to be, PROFESSOR BANANA PANTS! Wow, that's a dumb idea, but Naruto is dumb, so that cancels out the dumbness!

"And Naruto! When ever you hear the word, under pants. You become Professor Banana pants, the villain who sticks unpeeled bananas down dudes pants! Stay away from the girls though, that's just weird if you do."

"Professor, Banana…"

"KIBA!" Sakura punched Kiba in the head.

"Naruto!"

"And Once you get into professor Banana pants, only a super hero can bring you out and cancel out the hypnosis."

"Super Hero…"

"KIBA! You idiot! Why did you do this!?"

"For the randomness that the writer loves, and because it will be incredibly funny if it ever happens."

"He'll be stuck that way for ever!"

"Maybe, but a whole lot of guys will get bananas shoved down their pants." ( I want apologize now for this randomness. I write that way, and I'm just crazy. Don't hate me.)

"I hate you Kiba."

"I hate you too, but I know funny." Sakura snapped and Naruto woke up. He ran off to train and Akamaru took the hypno kunai from Sakura's hand and ran.

"No! That's my Dad's! Give it back!"

"Run Akamaru! RUN!" Akamaru bounded off to either chew it or bury it, either way, that kunai's powers won't work anymore.

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"Stop it! Will you kids just leave me alone! I am not a superhero!" Naruto began to walk down the street as this scene unfolds, he can hear this fight.

"Yes you are! Your, Captain Underpants!" Naruto suddenly had the strangest face. Then began laughing evilly.

"Boss?"

"Heh heh." Naruto took all the bananas from the conveniently placed fruit stand and tied them to his pants.

"Hey, you have to pay for those."

"See if I do!" Naruto unpeeled one and, (did I mention I'm sorry for all this crazy randomness?), Shoved it down the fruit guys pants.

"Cold fruit!" "Mwa ha ha!"

"Naruto! That is not nice!"

"Oh yeah?" He unpeeled another and shoved down Lee's pants.

"Yuck! Eww!"

"You have to become Captain Underpants!"

"I am not Captain Underpants!"

"Yes you-! EEP!" Naruto put Bananas down both Konahamaru and Udon's pants. Then ran off laughing manically.

"We have to find Neji and TenTen."

"They'll know how to make Captain, Captain again!"

"I AM NOT A SUPERHERO!"

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"Akamaru! Bring it back!" Sakura and Kiba ran after Akamaru who skidded past Neji and TenTen who were holding hands as they were being disciplined by Gai Sensei for Hypnotizing poor Lee.

"What was in Akamaru's mouth?"

"I don't know, something that belongs to Sakura though."

"Yeah."

"TenTen! Neji!"

"What?"

"Naruto is sticking Bananas down people's pants! And we need to know how to make Lee Captain Underpants!"

"No! He's too unstable as Captain Underpants!"

"But, But…"

"TenTen, just one time, never again. Give the kids a little break. Let Lee kick Naru-!" Naruto came up and shoved bananas down Neji and Gai's pants, now, Naruto was wearing his pajamas and a blanket was wrapped around his neck. And poor little Gamakichi had a mask on with a banana tied to his head.

"I hate you so much."

"Shut it banana frog! We're off to find our next victims! Mwa ha ha!" Naruto ran off.

"Oh, now I hate him, Lee!...Believe it!" Lee got a huge grin on his face.

"Laaaa!" He ripped off his clothes and TenTen reluctantly handed him a curtain.

"That banana panted villain is no match for me! Captain Underpants! Laaaa!" Lee ran after, and Konahamaru and his gang chased after fallowed by the rest of team Gai.

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"All of you will bow down to me! Or face my fruit of doom!" "Not so fast villain!"

"And who, are you?" Lee stood in a triumphant pose, Sakura and Kiba heard Naruto and saw Lee, smacked their faces and listened. The ones chasing Lee came to a stop.

" I am the one, the only, fighter for truth, justice, and non shrinkable underwear, CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!"

"What are you? Some kind of superhero?"

"Not some kind, I'm Konaha's superhero. (Shiny teeth) and I won't let the town I protect be run over by a banana using villain!"

"For your information, I'm, Professor Banana Pants!"

"This is the most random, stupid thing ever brought into the world." I agree with TenTen (cries).

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"Well Captain Underpants, I hope you're ready for your banana demise."

"Can't you even use some lame pun?"

"Your not worth the pun." This angered Our hero. He was worth a lame pun! The question is, how to defeat a banana…Naru-Oww, I mean professor banana pants (the big jerk dude) sent Banana frog to get him.

"Not a chance, I don't touch nearly naked kids. Have him put a shirt on and I'll fight him."

"You will do what I say!"

"Don't worry Captain Underpants! We're here to help!" Suddenly, Konahamaru and Udon were in boxers, Moegi stayed with Neji and TenTen to cheer them on.

"This is too dangerous!"

"No way! We're your side kicks! Like he has banana frog!"

"Well, a true hero needs sidekicks to look cute and not make the hero pay for any damage done to the place they protect. Fine, Get that frog!"

"Right Captain!" Konahamaru and Udon jumped and grabbed Banana frog (Poor Gamakichi) and held him down so Lee could kick Naruto's butt.

"Your beginning to be a pain."

"You're a pain to all of Konaha!" Lee they proceeded to use strange moves only someone wearing underpants and cape only would try. Kicking, punching, stomping, bananas squished into eyes, and one bad Indian burn later…

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Naruto coughed up a bit of blood. "Oww."

"Do you choose to give up?!" Naruto then passed out defeated (or possibly from embarrassment of being beaten by someone in only underwear.)

"Wow, Lee did it, even while having one eye blinded by a banana." Lee then spied Sakura. All heroes need a girl right?

"Hello young maiden."

" Lee, put clothes on."

"I am Captain Underpants a true hero now."

"Lee…wow I just noticed you have abs."

"A hero is never vain, but thanks." Sakura stared at Lee's chest forgetting that her father's kunai is being buried by a dog somewhere.

"This is pathetic, Cocoa puffs." Lee snapped out, realized he was in his underwear in front of Sakura, then screamed.