A few days later, there was another Host Club meeting called. This time, Hikaru was 1 part excited, two parts nervous. Kaoru had filled him in on his plan, which was to get Haruhi to carry a child for them. "Are you sure about this Kaoru? There's no way this is going to work."

"Relax, we've got this. Just remember the plan."

Hikaru took a deep breath and nodded. He still had no faith in the plan, but it was better than nothing. They stepped inside and immediately seeked out the girl. Upon finding her, they locked arms with her and pulled her to a secluded area. "Hey what are you doing, let me -"

She struggled until they finally let her go. "What the heck was that for?"

"We need to tell you something," the twins said in unison

"You could've just told me that instead of forcing me away. What's so important anyways?"

"We assume you know about our brotherly love act," Hikaru said nervously.

"Well yeah, I've been part of this club for a few years now."

"Well-" started Kaoru, "It's not just an act."

"I know." Haruhi stated simply.

"You know!?" They said, once again in unison. They couldn't believe their ears. How could Haruhi have possibly known?

Haruhi gave a small laugh. "Yeah, I knew. Nobody can be that good at faking it. So, is that all you wanted to tell me?"

Being the first to regain his composure, Kaoru spoke. "That's not all. Hikaru wants a child."

"Okay… So what do I have to do with that?"

"Well you see, we can't have one since we're both guys, and we can't adopt one because we're brothers. You, on the other hand, are a girl."

Haruhi's eyes widened. "Are you asking me what I think you're asking?"

"Wewantyoutohavesexwithoneofusandcarryachild," Hikaru blurted out. He looked shocked that he said it and covered his mouth.

"Yeah, what he said," stated Kaoru.

"You want me to carry a child!?"