I just want to remind everyone that the Igor I am using is from the movie Igor and with that out of the way it's time we start with are Villain.
Ch.3
Norman Osborn
Somewhere in the dark places of Nobleus, activity is happening at a dark and evil hideout. This belongs to Norman Osborn, an evil genius. Near it is a prison cell where someone is working.
In the prison itself, a robot is pouring tea into a cup while its maker, Maria Logan, works sadly on its podium controlling its movements. She's been working for her captor ever since she was brought here. Speaking of the devil, her captor watches her from against the wall.
Norman gloats, "Quite an ingenious scheme, isn't it, Mrs. Logan? And aren't you proud to be part of it?"
"This whole thing is, is unspeakable!" yells Maria, as she continued to operate the robot.
"We will have our gift ready by tomorrow evening. You know what'll happen if you fail."
To make his point, Norman holds up a small bell, and if he rings it just once something will come. Maria knew what it meant but only gave him a glare.
"I don't care!" snaps Maria, as she pulls the controls angrily. This results in the robot going out of control. The thing dumps the cup of tea on its head, grabs a teapot, and pours it on its head as well. It then throws the pot at Osborn, who get out of the way in time. The thing rushes around like crazy. Soon it stops but squirts some oil onto Norman's suit in the process. The evil man frowns at this.
"You can do what you want with me. But I won't be part of this, this evil anymore!" said Maria, defiantly.
Norman just glared at her, and then chuckled as he wiped up the oil from his green suit. He knew she would defy him, but like any great villain he had an ace up his sleeve.
"Well if you insist on this then there is nothing I can say. Oh by the way I forgot to mention, I am taking the liberty of having your son brought here," chuckled Norman, as he starts to wind up Garfield's toy, the toy that Quickstrike picked up with Maria at the beginning.
"Garfield?" Maria gasped in shock.
"Yes in fact." Norman sets the toy dancers down and watches them dance, "Being a father myself once, I would spend many sleepless nights if anything life threatening were to happen to him".
"You…you wouldn't!"
The mad man soon takes the toy dancers in his hands. Then he starts to squeeze the toys too hard causing them to break! Then with a fake sad face, he turned to Maria then in a calm voice.
"If you ever want to see your son alive again, Finish it, Logan!" yelled Norman threateningly. Soon any bravery Maria had left is gone. Not wanting Garfield to be hurt, she goes back to work. Norman chuckles evilly as he left the cell.
"I just love it when I'm nasty," Norman said evilly. As he walks on, he writes a list. There are things on it that are needed for the big night tomorrow.
Norman then arrives at the doorway and sees Quickstrike in beast mode sleeping at the top of the steps taking a break after the kidnap. Well it's now time to wake up.
"Quickstrike," Norman said gently at first. He frowns as he noticed that the Fuzor is still sleeping. Growling, he yells loudly, "QUICKSTRIKE!"
The predacon woke up quickly and fell down and rolled down the stairs. Seeing his boss, the Fuzor stood in and transformed in attention, "Wow, I am awake boss, I am awake."
"Good, bright and alert as always. Take this list," Norman says as he hands the list to Quickstrike. "Get every item on it and no mistakes!"
"Got it, Boss, no mistakes," Quickstrike said as he started to read the list. "Let's see here, tools, gears, boy, uniforms…"
"NOW, QUICKSTRIKE!" snapped Osborn, impatiently.
"Don't worry boss, I am hitting the trail!" yelled Quickstirke as he reverted back to beast mode and headed out to do his job.
In Norman's HQ, his minions cheer as the villain sits on his throne. He chuckles evilly and holds up a hand making them stop after he gets them to light his cigarette.
"My friends, we're about to begin the most perfect and most evil scheme I have ever made! A crime so infamous that not even the likes of The Joker or Lex Luthor can match it!" Norman says evilly and confidently.
The minions cheer wildly. Well all but Gluttony. who was looking at his empty mug. Sadly he holds it upside down as the last drop falls.
Norman holds up a newspaper. It has an article announcing Queen Piggy's Diamond Jubilee. "Tomorrow our fat monarch celebrates her Diamond Jubilee. And with the help of our new friend Mrs. Logan," the men laugh at this, "it will be a night she'll never forget."
After saying that, he took his cigarette and burned a hole in Queen Piggy's picture. "Her last night and my first as the supreme ruler of all Nobleus!"
Norman jumps as his men cheer wildly while he messes up his collar. After calming down, he puts his collar back to normal. He goes down a carpet as a spotlight is now on him. As he laughs evilly, he begins to sing as the music comes on.
Norman: From the brain that brought you the Big Ben Caper
The head that made headlines in every newspaper
And wondrous things like the High Tower Bridge Job
That cunning display that made Nobleners sob
The villain spins his cane around a rope and pulls it. Wine begins to pour into a fountain. Gluttony smiles like a drunken fool. Ditching his glass he runs over to the fountain and drinks from one of the spouts like mad.
Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked, of course
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I'm at it again
Norman evilly kicks Gluttony into the fountain. The homunculus does not mind as he continues to drink the wine.
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain
The minions smiles as they sing along.
Minions: Even meaner? You mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?
Gluttony gets out of the fountain drunk like a skunk. The remaining thugs lift Norman on their shoulders spinning him around.
You're the best of the worst around
Oh, Osborn
Oh, Osborn
The rest fall behind
To Osborn
To Osborn
The world's greatest criminal mind.
His minions put their boss down and back away as they watch Norman play a harp beautifully. Well, it would have sounded beautifully if it wasn't played by a maniac.
" Thank you, thank you, but it isn't easy being me, why back in my old home in New York I had to suffer under the hands of that wretched web crawler, Spider Man. I thought as I left my old home behind to live here I would not have to deal with this again but now I have deal with that poor excuse for a detective, Marceline of Baker Street!" said Norman hissing in hatred.
The man motions to a toy that looks like Marceline, but with needles in it. The minions boo and jeer at it, all hating the vampire.
"Ever since that blood sucker got in my way, always interfering with my plans, I never had a moment's peace of mind." said Norman sadly. The minions make 'aww' noises while Gluttony sniffs and cries. Then Norman smirks evilly as he says, "But that's all in the past now! This time no one, not even Marceline, will stand in my way! All will bow before me!"
As his minions bows, they continue to sing.
Oh, Osborn
Oh, Osborn
You're tops and that's that
To Osborn
To Osborn.
Gluttony: To Norman, the world's greatest goblin. (Hic)
Suddenly Norman spits his wine out alarmed. The minions gasp in horror. The homunculus has made the most fatal mistake ever!
"What was that?!" snarls Norman angrily as he turns and approaches the fat homunculus. "What did you call me? Did you call me...A GOBLIN? "
If there's one thing Norman hates other than Marceline (and Spiderman), it's being called by his old alias The Green Goblin.
"Oh he didn't mean it, Boss, " said Mammoth.
"It was just a little slip-up," agrees Lotso.
"Never!" snarls Norman, who has strangely spotted two horns on his head and his face tuning slightly green. Then suddenly he grabs Gluttony and surprisingly lifts the fat homunculus furiously.
"I am NOT a goblin!"
"Of course you're not!" assures Pete.
"Yeah. You are a human" adds Ice King.
"Yeah, a big scary horned human," Vicky says.
"SILENCE!" roars Norman, furiously. He takes Gluttony and throws him out the door. Gluttony rolls and gets up still drunk.
"Oh my poor, poor Gluttony. I'm afraid you've gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me."
Norman takes the bell out and rings it. The minions gasp horrified as they've seen this many times before. They shiver as something is seen stomping from an alleyway. As some sort of legged mutant cephalopod appears, Gluttony continues to sing, unaware of what'll happen next.
Gluttony: Oh, Osborn
Oh, Osborn
You're the tops and that's that.
(hic) Oh dear.
To Osborn
To Osborn
Whatever the creature is, it takes Gluttony and lifts him up opening its jaws. The other minions look scared while Norman hums to himself.
To Osborn, the world's greatest-
Gluttony does not finish as a gulping noise cuts him off, followed by a roar. The homunculus has been eaten. The minions who watched take their hats off in respect while Foop, who was crying, wipes his tears (which are made of acid).
Norman smiles as he comes over to the monster, who is wiping its mouth. It is the mutant squid like monster C-Rex. "Well well, my big boy," cooes Norman as he hugs the thing, even though it is big and ugly. "Did daddy's baby like its treat?"
The mutant burps at him. Norman looks alarmed but shakes it off smiling. As he goes over to his minions who are scared out of their minds, he says, "Now I trust there will be no more interruptions. Now as you were all just singing." After what they just saw, the minions are too scared to continue singing as they huddle close together. But when Norman shows his bell, they change their minds quickly and continue the song.
Minions: Even louder
We'll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do
The minions now grab a rope, scepter, and a crown and run to their boss giving each to him. He smirks as he looks like some sort of evil king.
You're more evil than even you
Oh Osborn
Oh Osborn
You're one of a kind
To Osborn
To Osborn
As the minions sing, they use jewels to make a pyramid. Dorkus can't keep his balance on a pearl causing them all to fall. More baddies swing on chandeliers. Zim misses and falls. Norman looks like he's going to catch him with his robe but then he pulls it back causing Zim to hit the floor.
The world's greatest criminal mind!
The song ends as the baddies give one more toast to their boss as he finishes drinking. Norman Osborn smirks evilly. All is going according to plan.
