Episode 3: S.I. 2

"Ryo's Room"

:: Ryo has just bought his NEW laptop and is chatting with Nozomi on AIM::
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Screenames:

1.) FatherAvenger014 Ryo Hazuki.

2.) CanadianDiva21 Nozomi.
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FatherAvenger014: What's up?
CanadianDiva21: nothin much... just finished eating.
FatherAvenger014: So how's Canada?
CanadianDiva21: pretty cool, hey! wanna cyber.
FatherAvenger014: NOW!?!?
CanadianDiva21: Uhhh...

:: Ryo stares at the clock::

FatherAvenger014: I can for like five minutes cause I gotta go watch "Sailor Moon" on TV!
CanadianDiva21: cool. oh ryo! Im soooooooo horny!

:: Ryo unzips his pants::

FatherAvenger014: Oh me too.

:: Ryo begins to jack off::
:: Ine-san walks in to dust::
:: She spots Ryo jacking off::

Ine-san: OH MY GOD RYO!

:: Ryo is startled and zips up his pants, catching his left testicle in the zipper::

Ryo-san: MOTHER FUCKER!

"Outside of Fuku-san's Room"

:: Ryo stands outside, preparing for the worst::
:: He takes a blindfold out of his pocket and wraps it around his head, shielding his eyes::

Ryo-san: Fuku-san, im coming in! Hide any of those vibrators or "Playgirl" magazines cause I don't wanna see 'em!

:: Ryo walks in, searching for the remote::
:: He hears Fuku moaning::

Ryo-san: Fuku-san, whatever your doing in here, I don't wanna know. I just want the remote. I wanna watch "Young and the Restless" the BEST Soap Opera on Television!

:: Fuku begins to sweat perfusely, soon realizing that the remote that Ryo demands is shoved up his ass::

Fuku-san: Uhhhh...ohhhh (Silently) Oh shit...

:: Fuku begins to frantically search for the Anal Lubricant::
:: Ryo spots Fuku's Tv Channels constantly changing::
:: Fuku spreads it all over his ass crack, pulling it out just a little, enough for grip::

Fuku-san: Hey Ryo! Wanna make Ten Dollars!?!?
Ryo-san: Sure, why not?

:: Fuku opens his drawer and takes out a box labeled, "Fuku-san's Furby and Ankle Bracelet Collection", grabbing the Ten Dollars::

Fuku-san: Let's play Tug of War! If ya win, I will give you the Ten Bucks!
Ryo-san: What are you trying to pull!?!?
Fuku-san: Hopefully the remote!
Ryo-san: HUH!??!
Fuku-san: Nothing. I'll guide you.

:: Fuku walks with a smile on his face as he bends over to Ryo::

Fuku-san: Now since ya can't see, this'll be kinda tough so just reach a little to the front and a little down.
Ryo-san: Is this that DICK PRANK you pulled on me!?!?!?
Fuku-san:(Chuckling) SLightly different, hehehehe!

:: Ryo pulls::

Ryo-san: MAN FUKU! Your good::

:: Fuku moans with pleasure, realizing that as long as Ryo has the blindfold on, he can have as much fun as he wants!::

Ryo-san: Man, Fuku-san! Have you been working out!?!?

Fuku-san:(Squealing) Guess you can say that... (Cheesy smile)

:: Ine-san strolls by the doorway, vaccuming the floor::
:: She glances in, upon hearing intense moaning and giggling, and spots Ryo standing behind Fuku, blindfolded, pulling a remote out of Fuku's bare ass::

Ine-san: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! RYO!!!!! What are you doing to MY SON FUKU-SAN!?!?!?!? AND FUKU-SAN! IM ASHAMED OF YOU!

:: Ryo realizes that the image that Ine-san spots is might NOT be that pleasant::

Ryo-san: Hold on...

:: Ryo takes off blindfold::

Ryo-san: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!(Turns towards Ine-san) IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! I SWEAR!

:: Ine-san has Cardiac Arrest and faints::

"Dobuita"

:: Fuku spots a poor man on the side of the road::
:: Fuku walks up to the man, getting a boner::

Fuku-san: Hey, I hear you have that awsome cream that tastes just like vanilla.
Poor Man: Of course! ONLY 300 YEN for one, small bottle
Fuku-san:(Thinks of ORAL) I'll take it!

:: Fuku runs home as fast as lightning::

"Hospital"

:: Fuku lays in the Operation Bed::

Doctor: Uhhhh... s-so, why do you want your ribcage removed again?
Fuku-san: I already told you, silly goose.

:: Fuku whispers in doctors eye::

Doctor: (Shockingly) Oh my! Interesting. Never been done before but; are you sure?

"Fuku-san's Room"

:: Fuku pops in a "Playgirl" Videotape in the VCR in his room and sits on his bed::
:: Fuku bends his legs to rest on his shoulders::
:: He bends down::
:: He begins sucking on his own dick::

Fuku-san: THAT RIBCAGE REMOVAL OPERATION is fucking awsome!

:: Fuku pours the tasty cream over his dick::
:: He starts to lick it off, placing his whole mouth over his penis::
:: Soon, his mouth is stuck over his dick and begins choking, soon realizing that it was Industrial Super Glue that the man sold him, NOT tasty cream::
:: Ine-san and Ryo knock on the door::

Both of them: Fuku-san, hide any of the anal shoving objects NOW! We're coming in! Ok!?

:: Fuku trys to talk, but they cannot make out his words::
:: They walk in and spot Fuku's mouth stuck to his dick::

Ryo-san: HOLY HELL!

:: Ine-san faints::

Fuku-san: (Mumbling) I-It's stuck! It's Super Glue!
Ryo-san:(Taking a deep breath) Ok, stay calm, let's see here...

:: Fuku starts to choke on his hard penis, realizing he has to make it soft some how::
:: Ryo pops in a Playboy Tape, making Fuku soft again::
:: Fuku soon spots Ryo's ass as he bends over to turn off the tape, getting hard again::
:: Fuku begins to choke again::

Fuku-san: Didn't work...

:: Ryo thinks and soon smiles mischieviously::
:: Ryo begins rolling Fuku down the hallway::

Ryo-san: I will never be right again.

:: Ryo rolls Fuku out in the yard::

Ryo-san: Wait right here. I'll get'ya fixed up in NO TIME buddy!
Fuku-san: Thank's Ryo! You've always been my BESTEST ASS BUDDY!

:: After about ten minutes, Ryo walks back::

Ryo-san: Ok! I retreived something perfect for removing you!
Fuku-san: OH GOOD! What?

:: Ryo yanks the chain on a chainsaw::

Fuku-san: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

:: Fuku frantically trys to roll himself across the yard::
:: Ryo chases him, laughing deviously, and holding the smoking chainsaw hide::

Ryo-san: IT WON'T HURT A BIT! JUST STAY STILL!
Fuku-san: NEVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!

:: Ryo holds Fuku with his foot and saws right across his dick::

Fuku-san: GGGGGGGOODDDDDDDAMNIT!

:: The penis part in Fuku's mouth was spit out by him::
:: Fuku bled perfusely::
:: Ryo wraps a towel around the wound and calls the police::