Episode 3: S.I. 2
"Ryo's Room"
::
Ryo has just bought his NEW laptop and is chatting with Nozomi on
AIM::
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Screenames:
1.) FatherAvenger014 Ryo Hazuki.
2.)
CanadianDiva21 Nozomi.
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FatherAvenger014: What's up?
CanadianDiva21: nothin
much... just finished eating.
FatherAvenger014: So how's Canada?
CanadianDiva21: pretty cool, hey! wanna cyber.
FatherAvenger014:
NOW!?!?
CanadianDiva21: Uhhh...
:: Ryo stares at the clock::
FatherAvenger014: I can for like five minutes cause I
gotta go watch "Sailor Moon" on TV!
CanadianDiva21:
cool. oh ryo! Im soooooooo horny!
:: Ryo unzips his pants::
FatherAvenger014: Oh me too.
:: Ryo begins to jack
off::
:: Ine-san walks in to dust::
:: She spots Ryo jacking
off::
Ine-san: OH MY GOD RYO!
:: Ryo is startled and zips up his pants, catching his left testicle in the zipper::
Ryo-san: MOTHER FUCKER!
"Outside of Fuku-san's Room"
:: Ryo stands outside, preparing
for the worst::
:: He takes a blindfold out of his pocket and
wraps it around his head, shielding his eyes::
Ryo-san: Fuku-san, im coming in! Hide any of those vibrators or "Playgirl" magazines cause I don't wanna see 'em!
:: Ryo walks in,
searching for the remote::
:: He hears Fuku moaning::
Ryo-san: Fuku-san, whatever your doing in here, I don't wanna know. I just want the remote. I wanna watch "Young and the Restless" the BEST Soap Opera on Television!
:: Fuku begins to sweat perfusely, soon realizing that the remote that Ryo demands is shoved up his ass::
Fuku-san: Uhhhh...ohhhh (Silently) Oh shit...
:: Fuku begins to frantically search for the Anal
Lubricant::
:: Ryo spots Fuku's Tv Channels constantly changing::
:: Fuku spreads it all over his ass crack, pulling it out just a
little, enough for grip::
Fuku-san: Hey Ryo! Wanna make Ten
Dollars!?!?
Ryo-san: Sure, why not?
:: Fuku opens his drawer and takes out a box labeled, "Fuku-san's Furby and Ankle Bracelet Collection", grabbing the Ten Dollars::
Fuku-san:
Let's play Tug of War! If ya win, I will give you the Ten Bucks!
Ryo-san: What are you trying to pull!?!?
Fuku-san: Hopefully
the remote!
Ryo-san: HUH!??!
Fuku-san: Nothing. I'll guide
you.
:: Fuku walks with a smile on his face as he bends over to Ryo::
Fuku-san: Now since ya can't see, this'll be kinda
tough so just reach a little to the front and a little down.
Ryo-san: Is this that DICK PRANK you pulled on me!?!?!?
Fuku-san:(Chuckling) SLightly different, hehehehe!
:: Ryo pulls::
Ryo-san: MAN FUKU! Your good::
:: Fuku moans with pleasure, realizing that as long as Ryo has the blindfold on, he can have as much fun as he wants!::
Ryo-san: Man, Fuku-san! Have you been working out!?!?
Fuku-san:(Squealing) Guess you can say that... (Cheesy smile)
:: Ine-san strolls by the
doorway, vaccuming the floor::
:: She glances in, upon hearing
intense moaning and giggling, and spots Ryo standing behind Fuku,
blindfolded, pulling a remote out of Fuku's bare ass::
Ine-san: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! RYO!!!!! What are you doing to MY SON FUKU-SAN!?!?!?!? AND FUKU-SAN! IM ASHAMED OF YOU!
:: Ryo realizes that the image that Ine-san spots is might NOT be that pleasant::
Ryo-san: Hold on...
:: Ryo takes off blindfold::
Ryo-san: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!(Turns towards Ine-san) IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! I SWEAR!
:: Ine-san has Cardiac Arrest and faints::
"Dobuita"
::
Fuku spots a poor man on the side of the road::
:: Fuku walks up
to the man, getting a boner::
Fuku-san: Hey, I hear you have
that awsome cream that tastes just like vanilla.
Poor Man: Of
course! ONLY 300 YEN for one, small bottle
Fuku-san:(Thinks of
ORAL) I'll take it!
:: Fuku runs home as fast as lightning::
"Hospital"
:: Fuku lays in the Operation Bed::
Doctor: Uhhhh... s-so, why do you want your
ribcage removed again?
Fuku-san: I already told you, silly goose.
:: Fuku whispers in doctors eye::
Doctor: (Shockingly) Oh my! Interesting. Never been done before but; are you sure?
"Fuku-san's Room"
:: Fuku
pops in a "Playgirl" Videotape in the VCR in his room and
sits on his bed::
:: Fuku bends his legs to rest on his
shoulders::
:: He bends down::
:: He begins sucking on his
own dick::
Fuku-san: THAT RIBCAGE REMOVAL OPERATION is fucking awsome!
:: Fuku pours the tasty cream over his dick::
:: He starts to lick it off, placing his whole mouth over his
penis::
:: Soon, his mouth is stuck over his dick and begins
choking, soon realizing that it was Industrial Super Glue that the
man sold him, NOT tasty cream::
:: Ine-san and Ryo knock on the
door::
Both of them: Fuku-san, hide any of the anal shoving objects NOW! We're coming in! Ok!?
:: Fuku trys to talk, but
they cannot make out his words::
:: They walk in and spot Fuku's
mouth stuck to his dick::
Ryo-san: HOLY HELL!
:: Ine-san faints::
Fuku-san: (Mumbling) I-It's stuck! It's
Super Glue!
Ryo-san:(Taking a deep breath) Ok, stay calm, let's
see here...
:: Fuku starts to choke on his hard penis,
realizing he has to make it soft some how::
:: Ryo pops in a
Playboy Tape, making Fuku soft again::
:: Fuku soon spots Ryo's
ass as he bends over to turn off the tape, getting hard again::
::
Fuku begins to choke again::
Fuku-san: Didn't work...
::
Ryo thinks and soon smiles mischieviously::
:: Ryo begins rolling
Fuku down the hallway::
Ryo-san: I will never be right again.
:: Ryo rolls Fuku out in the yard::
Ryo-san: Wait
right here. I'll get'ya fixed up in NO TIME buddy!
Fuku-san:
Thank's Ryo! You've always been my BESTEST ASS BUDDY!
:: After about ten minutes, Ryo walks back::
Ryo-san: Ok! I
retreived something perfect for removing you!
Fuku-san: OH GOOD!
What?
:: Ryo yanks the chain on a chainsaw::
Fuku-san: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
:: Fuku frantically trys to roll himself
across the yard::
:: Ryo chases him, laughing deviously, and
holding the smoking chainsaw hide::
Ryo-san: IT WON'T HURT A
BIT! JUST STAY STILL!
Fuku-san: NEVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!
:: Ryo holds Fuku with his foot and saws right across his dick::
Fuku-san: GGGGGGGOODDDDDDDAMNIT!
:: The penis
part in Fuku's mouth was spit out by him::
:: Fuku bled
perfusely::
:: Ryo wraps a towel around the wound and calls the
police::
