Still don't own Fullmetal…so sleepy…tired…comment…thank…you…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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When Edward woke up, light was streaming into his room, illuminating everything. "Roy?" Edward asked as he opened his door. "Roy?" When no one answered, Edward headed downstairs, hoping to make breakfast before Roy woke up.

When Roy woke up, the smell of food was all around his room. Changing into a crimson button-down shirt and black slacks, Roy headed downstairs to the kitchen. He looked in and saw Edward facing away from him as he tried to reach something on a high shelf. Roy had never seen Edward in normal clothes, so he stared at the black turtleneck and black jeans he wore for a second. He smirked as Edward grabbed what he need and did a little victory dance around the kitchen.

"Having fun, are we?" Roy asked as Edward turned to see him, enjoying the blush he got in response.

"I made you breakfast," Edward said, pointing to a stack of pancakes on the counter. "I'm gonna take a shower when you eat."

"Fullmetal," Roy said as Edward started to walk upstairs, "I left clothes for you in the bathroom. Change into those when you get out." Edward nodded and headed up to the bathroom, eating a piece of toast on the way up.

When he got to the bathroom, Edward quickly stripped and took a quick 5-minute shower.

"MUSTANG!!!" Roy heard Edward yell before he heard shaky footsteps coming toward him. "What the hell did you do to my clothes?!?!"

Roy looked up and smirked at Edward who now stood in front of him. Edward now wore a short-sleeved black maid's dress with a very short skirt, black stockings, short black high-heeled boots, and a red apron, a red maid's cap in his hand. "This is you new outfit, Fullmetal," Roy replied calmly. "Now, come here."

Reluctantly, Edward stood in front of Roy and silently hissed as he tied his hair up in pigtails and pinned the red maid's cap on. "Where are all my clothes?" Edward hissed again as Roy took a step back to look Edward over.

"I have them," Roy replied before he pushed a strand of hair out of Edward's face.

Edward mumbled something under his breath, but went over to wash Roy's dishes. Before he got started though, he dropped the towel he was going to use. As he bent down to grab it, he gave Roy a nice view of the black underwear he wore under the skirt.

"Perfect," Roy thought as Edward straightened up. Suddenly, someone knocked quickly on the door. "Go answer it," Roy ordered, pointing at the door.

Edward walked with slow, shaky steps to the door, opening it to see Riza standing in front of him. "Edward?" she asked, eyes widening slightly.

Edward's face turned as red as he apron and he spun around and walked as fast as he could away from the door. "Where do you think you're going, Ed?" Roy asked, picking him up bridal-style before he got too far.

"Put me down!" Edward yelled at him, struggling to get down.

"Edward, be quiet and stay still or I'll have to punish you again," Roy warned as he walked back out to Riza.

"Sir, what's going on?" Riza asked, her gaze going from Edward who was still in Roy's arms, up to Roy's face.

"You don't want to know," Edward muttered, grabbing onto Roy's neck as Roy got a better grip on him.

"I'll explain later, Lieutenant," Roy said. "Why are you here?"

"You forgot your coat at Headquarters," Riza replied, holding it out. Edward grabbed it since Roy's hands were full. "See you tomorrow, sir," Riza said, saluting before she left, not looking back.

"Can you put me down, now?" Edward asked as Roy kicked the door shut. Roy nodded slightly and set Edward down, watching as Edward fell back against him as he tripped.

"Finish cleaning up the house, then wake me up if I fell asleep," Roy ordered, picking up a book and sitting down on a comfy chair.

"Lazy bastard," Edward thought, grabbing the rag and feather duster Roy told him to use. He cleaned only what he could reach, mainly low shelves and mantles. He started to put his cleaning stuff away when he noticed a cobweb in the corner above Roy's chair. Roy was obviously asleep, his book on the table beside him. Edward didn't particularly want to be punished again, but he didn't want to wake Roy up yet either.

Taking in a deep breath, Edward climbed over Roy onto the chair until his waist was level with Roy's face. Reaching forward as far as he could, Edward quickly cleaned away the cobweb, silently celebrating in his head. He started to climb down when Roy's arms wrapped around his waist in his sleep, pulling Edward down on top of Roy. "Great," Edward muttered, trying to slip out.

"Edward…" Roy breathed in his sleep. Edward looked down at him in shock when he heard his name pass Roy's lips.

"What the hell is he dreaming about?" Edward thought. His fears were confirmed when Roy's hand snaked up under his skirt, skimming over his hardening erection. He clamped a hand over his mouth to surpass a moan as Roy's hand kept searching, barely touching sensitive skin around Edward's abdomen. "Roy!" Edward yelled, half-wanting to know what would happen in Roy knew what he was doing.

Roy's eyes snapped open and he pushed Edward off him, standing up. "What were you doing, Edward?!" he demanded as Edward stood up.

"Me?! You were the one who molested me in your sleep!" Edward yelled back, straightening out his skirt.

"Well, what were you doing on top of me?!"

"Cleaning up like you ordered!" Edward's face was a nice shade of pink and Roy couldn't help but notice how cute he looked.

"Edward," Roy said, reaching out a hand to him. Edward took one look at that hand and ran upstairs to the bathroom. Clapping, Edward placed his hands on the wall to make the bathroom sound-proof.

"Damn it!" he cried out, slamming his fist against the wall. "How could I get turned on by a bastard like him?!" He pulled down his underwear and pulled up his skirt as he sat down on the toilet. Wrapping his flesh hand around his length, he slowly began to stroke himself. Edward threw his head back and moaned, imagining that it was Roy stroking him and not his own hand. "Roy!!" Edward cried out as he came all over the wall. Breathing heavily, Edward pulled his underwear back up and cleaned off the wall.

Walking out of the bathroom, Edward tripped in his boots over the box that was right in front of the bathroom door. "What the—?" Edward thought as he opened the small envelope that rested on top of the box.

Fullmetal-

Inside are all your outfits for this week. They should all be labeled. If you do not wear them, you will be punished.

-Roy Mustang

Edward pried open the box and stared open-mouthed at its contents. The first couple of outfits were maid's outfits like the one he was currently wearing only they each came with instructions on how to fix his hair and either a dark blue, gold, or silver apron and cap. The fourth outfit was a black button-down shirt with grey slacks and, much to Edward's liking, boxers. The fifth and sixth outfits were variations of the fourth in red and blue. The final outfit looked the most comfortable to Edward. It was a black T-shirt and a pair of faded blue jeans. Grinning, Edward pulled the box into his room and headed downstairs as quietly as he could.

He snuck through the living room when he noticed Roy was asleep again. Slipped his boots off so he could move quickly and quietly, Edward grabbed enough stuff to make Roy a decent dinner. Unfortunately, with all their yelling, they both had missed lunch. Moving as quickly as he could, Edward fixed up a plate of steak for Roy, making himself a sandwich as well. Placing Roy's dinner and a glass of wine on the table, Edward went out to wake Roy.

"Roy?" Edward asked, gently shaking the man's shoulder. "Roy, wake up. I made dinner." Roy's eyes fluttered open and he smiled slightly as he saw Edward. Stretching as he stood up, Roy took Edward's arm and brought him back to the kitchen. "Anything else, sir?" Edward asked as Roy sat down to eat.

"No, you did well," Roy replied, taking a bite of his food. "When did you do this?"

"Just now," Edward answered. "Listen, I'm sorry I yelled at you. If you want to punish me, I guess I deserve it." He stayed quiet as Roy walked over to him and lifted his chin. What Roy did next surprised Edward beyond all belief. Roy leaned down to him and softly pressed his lips to Edward's. When Roy pulled away after a few seconds, Edward blushed a dark pink.

Edward grabbed his boots from the floor and ran upstairs, locking himself in his room. He gently touched his lips, still feeling Roy's on them. He quickly stripped and pulled on the pair of boxers Roy had left him to sleep in. "Why did he do that?" Edward thought before he fell asleep.

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