As she put her pencil away and added her math homework to the "Complete" pile on the corner of her desk, Himawari couldn't help but feel something was wrong. Her math was fine, she had already checked, and she had never had a problem with Kanji. Running a hand through one of her braids, the bluenette figured it out. Sakurako.

Himawari checked her desk clock. 15 minutes. Sure, they didn't tend to talk much during the time spent together after school, but Sakurako was never quiet for this long. Even if she were reading manga, she would've been laughing. Was she taking a nap? Was she planning some kind of prank? Taking a deep breath to steel herself, Himawari turned around slowly to find something she never would have expected.

The snacks on the table had hardly been touched, and Sakurako was...doing her homework? Certainly, it seemed impossible, but there was no other explanation. She was seated firmly in front of the table with no distractions in sight. The look on her her face hinted at a level of concentration Himawari had never imagined her childhood friend to be capable of, her chin resting on her hand as her brow furrowed further in frustration.

Proud of her friends sudden interest in applying herself, the bluenette opened her mouth to offer help, but Sakurako beat her to it.

"Delectable tea or deadly poison?"

"...What?"

As Sakurako explained her dilemma of the delicious leaves of the White Jade Bush and the deadly White Dragon Bush, one of which her beverage (in reality, orange juice) was made from, the look on Himawari's face shifted from one of confusion to disappointment.

"I can't believe I thought you were doing homework..." Himawari sighed, exasperated.

"Speaking of which, you should give me the answers!"

"No!" she responded, her face stern. "You need to learn how to actually do things yourself, Sakurako."

"Come on, stupid boob monster!"

The rage on Himawari's face was quiet, though still apparent, as she looked the blonde up and down, but she quickly calmed. "Okay. I'll give you the answer. Just this once."

In her shock, Sakurako didn't know how to respond at first. "Really?"

"Yes. It's deadly poison."


AN: So, I tried writing this at least seven different times and it never came out how I wanted it to, so I gave up. That being said, there is a version where they start fighting and then Himawari kisses Sakurako to shut her up and the Sakurako says "so...delectable tea, then." or something like that. It was pretty damn funny, but it was also really...weird. I have a hard time coming up with dialogue. I'm going to start posting something every week. It might not always be a SakuHima oneshot. Right now I have a couple of other YuruYuri stories I want to do, so those will be separate. Yup. Fun stuff.

Thank you to everyone who has followed, favorited, or reviewed. Every time I get a new email about a follow or favorite, I do my evil laugh (it used to be "Mwahahahhahahaha" but since watching RWBY it is now "Schneehehehehehe"). So...help promote the evil laugh foundation.

AND! In case you didn't know, this whole chapter was one great big Avatar reference. Yup. It probably won't happen again, though. I just could picture Sakurako doing that. And that's actually why I mentioned Avatar in the last chapter.