Organization XIII- lol factor.
Chapter 3- Luxord's Haircut
Disclaimer: I do own Luxord, Xigbar or Kingdom Hearts.
Hello all, my story returns with its 3rd chapter. Please remember the rules of engagement at all times.
In the hotel garage…
Luxord and Xigbar walked over to the cars that the organization had rented for their trip. "Which one should we take?" asked Luxord.
"I think maybe the Ferrari." replied Xigbar.
"Isn't that Xemnas' though." said Luxord.
"Yeah good point. I don't fancy being sent back to the warp to work with that old man." answered Xigbar. "Then we should take the… Ford." Xigbar and Luxord climbed into the Ford and Xigbar started the engine while Luxord found the garage door remote. Once he found it he pressed the button to open the garage. Climbing back into the Ford he said, "Let's go." The car rolled out of the garage and onto the street outside. "Do you know where the Barber is?" questioned Luxord.
"Uhh… yes I think so. It's near that shooting range I wanted to go to. You know the one that Xemnas said was extremely inappropriate." explained Xigbar.
"Yeah I know the one." answered Luxord. They drove down the road and when they got to the end they tuned left and followed the road down to the end until they got to the traffic lights beside the beach. "Maybe the beach would be a good day trip." suggested Luxord looking out the window.
"Maybe." replied Xigbar, "I would still rather the shooting range or at least football… without Marluxia."
"So would I but we can't have everything we want." replied Luxord. They went through the traffic lights and then turned left about 100 metres down the road. Xigbar pulled the car up outside the Barber and they both got out. "It doesn't look very busing." pointed out Xigbar. They walked inside. At the counter was a stubby man with a large bushy brown moustache. "How can I help you?" he askd.
"I'd like a haircut." answered Luxord.
"No problem. That would be $27.00 please." the man said.
"OH, c#%p." swore Xigbar. "I forgot the money."
"Well I didn't." said Luxord. "You see I am definitely not a dumb blonde after all." Luxord paid the man and the man pointed to a seat at the far end of the room. "I'll be with you in a minute." he said. Luxord and Xigbar walked over to the seat and waited. Luxord sat down on the chair while Xigbar sat down on the waiting bench and began to read a Women's Weekly. "My favorite." mumbled Xigbar. The barber came over and asked Luxord what he would like done to his hair. Luxord replied saying he wanted it died and cut. The barber handed Luxord a book and said, "Here are all the colours we have sir." Luxord looked at the book in amazement. "I think green." Luxord said without even opening the book. The barber took the book and opened it up to a page and handed it back to Luxord. "Which green would you like?" he asked.
"Err…" thought Luxord in amazement. There were about 8 shades of green in the book. "Maybe… this one." Luxord pointed at what was a lime green.
"Certainly." said the barber. The barber began cutting his hair. I was turned out to look much like a mullet. Once he had finished cutting it the barber walked over to a tray containing a green sticky liquid. "You ain't putting that snot c&^p in my hair." complained Luxord.
"Well how else can I colour your hair." the barber replied suddenly offended.
"Oh, then just do it then." said Luxord. The barber got to work colouring Luxord's hair.
1 hour later…
The barber had finished colouring Luxord's hair and it had now dried. Luxord was sleeping but then a timer alarm went off waking him up. "All done." said the barber. Luxord took a good look at his hair. Why haven't you cut the sides of my hair? I look like a mushroom head." questioned Luxord. Xigbar looked up from his magazine and said in agreement, "You do too."
"I am sorry sir but your headphones are in the way." replied the barber.
"Well you can't take them out because I'll die." said Luxord. The barber looked at him in disbelief.
"Then just wait there for a while and I'll come back with my self-cutting liquid." explained the barber with extreme sarcasm. Luxord waited and before long he had fallen asleep. The barber came over and took out the headphones and began to listen to them. All he could hear was, 'Breath in, Breath Out, Breath In, Breath Out…'. "So that's why he was a blonde." said the barber. Luxord woke up.
"What did you do! Now I'm going to die!" yelled Luxord worriedly. Nothing happened. "Well maybe dying my hair has stopped me from having to listen to that all the time. I'm not a blonde!" shouted Luxord happily while jumping up out of his chair and running around the room. He returned to his seat and said, "Can you cut the sides now… and can you style it into something?" asked Luxord.
"Sure sir." replied the barber. The barber began to cut the sides and then he went over to a cabinet on the wall and returned with a tub of gel. He began to style Luxord's hair into a Mohawk. After styling it the barber sprayed it with some hair spray to make it stay. "Now… all done." said the barber. Luxord got up from his seat saying, "Thankyou." Xigbar got up from reading and said, "Wow. Now that's a change."
"A good one." finished Luxord. The pair walked out of the door to the car.
So what do you think. A bit on the odd side but that is what I wanted. Prepare yourself for the next chapter which is coming soon. Ya mum jokes contest. This chapter is sure to spread some laughs. Please review I am willing to take constructive criticism but don't't simply criticize. Please review.
