I'll put disclaimers later because I never know what new thing I might add to the story. My story is now gonna take place on different dimensions!
Irken Idol
Chapter 3
Invaderzimfannumber1's Dimension
Setting: Zim's Base
Amethyst, Zim's daughter, and Kierra, her SIR unit, were partying, singing, and dancing. Gir is dancing, too.
Amethyst. Dancing queen! Feel the beat from the tambourine! OH YEAHH!!
Kierra. You can dance! You can jive! Having the time of your life!
Zim appears through a teleporter that happened to be in the room.
Zim. IT'S DONE! IT'S FINALLY DONE!!
Amethyst. What is done, dad?
Zim. My dimension machine of doom! It's called the Dimension Machine of Doom Thing... of Doom! I made it myself!
Kierra. Wow that name is so original.
Amethyst. Sounds awesome! Can I see it?
Kierra. Let's go see it!
They all go to the conveniently placed teleporter and get teleported to his space station... of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Setting: Zim's Space Station
Zim leads Amethyst and Kierra to his amazing machine of AWESOMENESS!
Zim. Here it is!
Amethyst. Wow!
The machine was a portal that looks just like that displacement time machine thing from "Bad Bad Rubber Piggy" but with different buttons and a bigger screen.
Zim. Look at my AMAAAZIIIIINGG machine while I go look for something and completely not pay attention to what you might do!
Zim walks away to look for something and completely not pays attention to what Amethyst might do.
Kierra then walks next to Amethyst eating a delicious, soft, chocolate chip sugar cookie.
Amethyst. Kierra! I didn't know you eat food!
Kierra. Neither did I... Ohmygod, Gir's CONTAGIOUS!
Amethyst. Ooh! What does this button do?
Amethyst presses a shiny gold button on the dimension machine. Something appears on the screen.
The screen says, "What dimension would you like to go to?"
Amethyst. Awesome! What should I type?
Kierra. Type "cookie."
Amethyst. Why?
Kierra. I don't know. It's all I'm thinking of considering the fact that I'm eating one right now.
Amethyst. Ok...
She types "cookie."
The screen says "Searching... Searching..."
Amethyst. Wow. Even Google is faster than this.
After five minutes of searching, the screen comes up with a list of names with the word "cookie" in them.
CookieLuvahhXD
Cookie Naegle
The Cooki Monster
Cookies94
Lucid Cookie
Cookie Teddy
Cookie Dough1
SugaryCookie
TwentyFourCookies
DibCookie
xCookieMunsturrrx
kisa sohma cookie
AnimalCookie
The-Evil-Cookie
QuickCookie
MysticFortuneCookie
Cookie243Monster
RussianCookie
cookies-n-cream08
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(A/N: These are real FanFiction names that have "cookie" in them.)
Amethyst. Wow, they are the weirdest names to name a dimension. CookieLuvahhXD is the worst dimension name I've ever heard of.
She picks the one that says "CookieLuvahhXD."
The screen says "Do you want to come to CookieLuvahhXD's dimension? Yes or No?"
Then, a giant, shiny, golden YES button and a tiny, not shiny, black NO button pops out.
Amethyst. I'll wait until my dad gets here before I do anything else.
Gir comes randomly running out of nowhere covered in and dripping in slippery soap water.
Gir. Where's my biscuit? WHERE'S MY BISCUIT?
Amethyst. What is he talking about?
Kierra. I think he's talking about my cookie!
Gir. My biscuit!
He starts running to Kierra. To keep him from tackling her, Kierra threw the cookie in the air. The cookie lands near the dimension machine. Gir runs to the cookie so fast that he bumped into the machine. The floor was now covered in slippery soap water. Gir found the cookie and started eating it.
Amethyst. Phew! At least Gir didn't accidentally push that giant "YES" button.
Gir sees the shiny-ness of the giant "YES" button.
Gir. What does this button do?
Amethyst and Kierra. NO!
They ran to Gir to try and stop him, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE! By the time they went there, the button was pressed. A swirly blue portal starts to form in the machine. Gir saw Amethyst and Kierra running towards him and thought that it was some kind of love scene that you would see in a movie, so he started running to them too.
Gir. I LOVE YOU!
Amethyst and Kierra see that Gir is running towards them.
Amethyst and Kierra. AAAHHH!!!
They try to stop running but the floor was so slippery that when they tried to stop running, they just started to slip and they had no control over themselves! When Gir ran to them, they tripped over him and fell into the dimension portal! Gir watched as they were being teleported into a different dimension.
Gir. Aww. They gone... I gonna follow them!! WHEEE!!
Gir runs into the portal. Unfortunately, the portal was fragile to soap, so when Gir ran through it, the machine broke.
Then Zim comes back into the room. He looks around to see what happened. The first thing that caught his sight was the soap covered floor.
Zim. Amethyst? Kierra??! Gir??!?!! ... Where could they possibly be?! Were they eating Gir's waffles again?! I told him not to make them any waffles! SWEET NIBBLETS!... Darn it! I can't believe I let Gir make me watch Hannah Montana with him!
CookieLuvahhXD's Dimension (ME!)
Setting: Zim's Base
Amethyst and Kierra fall from the ceiling to the floor of Zim's house.
Amethyst and Kierra. Ouch!
Then, Gir fell from the ceiling and on top of both of them.
Gir. Whee! Let's do that again!
Kierra. Where are we?
Amethyst. I'm guessing we're in CookieLuvahhXD's dimension.
Kierra. Really? This looks like the same base back at home, just without the karaoke machine and the conveniently placed teleporter that teleports us to the space station.
Amethyst. We should go back!
Kierra. How? We fell from the ceiling, and there's no visible swirling portal for us to try and go back in through!
Gir turns on the TV that happened to be on the Irken Idol commercial.
A message comes on the screen saying, "This commercial is being sent to every world of every galaxy of every universe of every dimension."
Then the commercial comes on. (A/N: If you wanna know what the commercial is, read the first chapter.)
Then a message comes on at the end and it says, "Irken Idol is taking place on planet Irk. It has been dimensionally fixed so Irken Idol takes place on every dimension, so it may be possible to see different versions of yourself because they may be from a different dimension. Don't think they are a clone of you. When you go back to your home planet, you will automatically be on the planet of the dimension from which you originally came from. If you don't believe this message and that you want to think that others are clones, then you're crazy.
P.S. This message is only visible to those who knows that there is such thing as aliens and those who know that Planet Irk is : THIS MESSAGE JUST GOT ADDED TODAY."
Amethyst. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Kierra. That the message at the end of the commercial was extremely long and that the person reading the message aloud was so fast that it sounded like he was saying one whole word?
Amethyst. Yeah THAT, and that we should join Irken Idol!
Kierra. But why? We're in a whole different dimension! Your dad might be worried!
Amethsyt. Kierra, this may be our only chance to show the whole universe what we're made of! Besides, we'll get that death machine when we win and once Irken Idol is done, we can come back home to the planet of the dimension from which we originally came from! When we come home, we're gonna tell dad "WE GOT A DEATH MACHINE." Then, we're gonna explain what happened and then say that it was all Gir's fault. He'll understand. If he asks, "Why did you join Irken Idol?" I'll just tell him the same thing I just told you; WE WANTED TO SHOW THE UNIVERSE HOW GOOD WE WERE!
Kierra. Yeah.. uh-huh... okay so how are we gonna get there?
Amethyst. We're in Zim's house, aren't we? We'll just use his spaceship to get there. Speaking of Zim, where is he?
Kierra. He might be doing something to stop Dib or something.
Amethyst. He won't mind if we used his spaceship. Let's go!
(A/N: Amethyst isn't calling Zim her dad because she's in a DIFFERENT dimension so Zim isn't her dad in MY dimension because in MY stories, Zim doesn't have a child, nor will EVER have one.)
Gir. Oooh! I wanna come!
They all go to the spaceship and go to space.
Setting: Space
Amethyst. ...uhh...
Kierra. Let me guess; you don't know how to get there.
Amethyst. Good guess..
Kierra. Oh great! (sigh)
Gir. Wait! I know how to go there, I think..
Amethyst and Kierra. You're thinking?!
Gir. Master gave me a new guidy chippy thingy. I forgot to leave it at home...
Amethyst. Okay, where is Irk?
Gir. Uhm... it's over there.
Gir points to a time warp.
Amethyst leads the ship to the time warp and they're headed straight for Irk.
Amethyst. Kierra?
Kierra. What?
Amethyst. Don't you have a guide chip thing, too?
Kierra. No. Mine broke. My chip was fragile to soap.
Amethyst. I'll ask my dad to get you a new one WHEN WE WIN IRKEN IDOL!
Amethyst, Kierra, and Gir. YEAAH!!
Note: Okay people we're gonna do a scene switch to Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz, and Bob.
Setting: Space (AGAIN)
Ten hours passed. Fourteen more hours to go.
Everybody in the ship was sleeping, including Gir and Bob.
You hear obnoxious snoring in the background.
The ship was on auto-pilot and Zim is just sitting there, probably being bored, or planning his next evil plan.
Zim. Okay for my next evil plan, I will...
Dib. (talking in his sleep) *SNORE* must expose Zim *SNORE* I'm gonna stop you... *SNORE* three more feet to exposing Zim...*SNORE* I will take off disguise NOW *SNORE* Hooray for Earth...*SNOOOOORE*
Zim. Hooray for Earth?! What the heck is Dib dreaming about?!
Setting: Dib's Dream
Everybody was cheering for Dib.
Everybody. HOORAY FOR EARTH! HOORAY FOR EARTH!
Britney Spears. I LOVE YOU, DIB!
Jessie McCartney. NO! I LOVE DIB MORE!
Britney Spears. NO! I LOVE DIB MORE!
Dib. Girls, girls, relax! There's enough of Dib to go around.
All the girls scream. Then Dib went crowd-surfing back home.
Dib. Best day ever. I'm gonna sleep now. *SNORE*
Music starts to play outside. Dib wakes up on his bed.
Dib. What music could possibly be playing without featuring me in it? They probably must be celebrating my waking up of the morning.
Dib looks out the window. He saw it. They weren't cheering for him... they were cheering for...
Music starts in the tune of We Will Rock You by Queen
Zim was sitting on a throne with a crown on his head.
Gir was right next to him talking to a girl cow.
Zim. (singing) The AMAZING Zim just ruled the world
Making human slaves that was easy as CHEESY PIE
These lyrics don't rhyme
But I don't care
Because if I ruled the world it doesn't matter
Zim. I WILL I WILL RULE YOU! (2x)
Gir. (singing and shouting for no reason) I LOVE TO MAKE SOAPY WAFFLES
I LIKE TO EAT FOOD AND WATCH ANGRY MONKEYS
LET'S HAVE IT OUR WAY
AT BURGER QUEEN
OR GRAB SOME TACOS AT THE KRAZY TACO!
Zim. I WILL I WILL RULE YOU! (2x)
Cow. (not singing) Moo!
Dib runs outside to see Zim.
Dib. (singing) Zim, what just happened did you rule the world?
Zim. (still singing) Yes, I did Dib. Are you stupid? I just sang half the song.
Now bow down to me
THE AMAZING ZIM
and then you'll be a slave just like the rest of them
Zim. I WILL I WILL RULE YOU! (2x)
Dib. (not singing) I WILL NEVER BOW DOWN TO YOU!
Zim. (not singing) HAHAHAA!! We'll just see about that.
Zim. (singing again) My stupid slaves go and fetch the boy
Lock him in a room of pain and torture
Tell all your old dogs
To chew on his head
Chew on his head until he is sad!
The slaves go to Dib, grab him, and drag him in a room of pain and torture.
Dib. NOOO!!!!!
Music Ends.
Setting: The SpaceShip
Dib wakes up from his horrible nightmare. There were a bunch of wires implanted in Dib's giant head and they lead to a machine that Zim invented.
The invention was shaped like a soda can, but it was a lot larger, like as tall as Zim. It had a giant 1080P HDTV attached to it. There was a little keyboard with little complicated buttons on it. (A/N: I always make Zim invent a machine with a screen on it, and 1080P means 1080 progressive and HDTV means high definition television.)
Dib. Zim! Aren't you tired? It's 2 AM in the morning!
Zim. Time does not matter in space, you stupid monkey. I don't sleep...
He notices that he almost gave away his identity as an alien although he knew that Dib knew who he really was.
Dib. Why not? Because you're an ALIEN?!
Zim. Because... I drink lots of coffee!...
Dib. There is no coffee here..
Zim. You are not coffee!
Dib sees the big soda can shaped machine.
Dib. ... What is this? You're NEW PLAN?!
Zim. I am literally crushing your dreams!
Dib. NOOOO!!
Zim. YESSS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Zim does his really really loud evil laugh.
Gaz wakes up from her sleep.
Gaz. Who woke me up?!
Her eyes start to glow RED!
Zim points to Dib.
Gaz beats him up then goes back to sleep.
Dib. You JERK! Why is Gir sleeping? Why is BOB even sleeping?? They're robots!
Zim. You're so stupid. Everybody knows robots sleep.
Dib. No, they don't, and neither do you. So, SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!
Zim. I don't have pie! You're so dumb that you make Gir seem smart!
Dib. That was a figure of speech!
Thirteen more hours passed. One more hour left. Everybody is awake.
Gaz is playing her Game Slave 4.
Dib is controlling the ship. Zim is trying to show him the way.
Gir and Bob are eating tomato sauce.
Gir. ... and that how I be a house!
Bob. Wow, I never knew there was such thing as a taco beam. Tomato sauce is good!
Gir. You should eat tacos! They really good!!
Zim. I'm telling you! IT'S OVER THERE!
Dib. I know where I'm going!
Gaz. You guys fight like one of those old couples! SO BE QUIET!
Dib and Zim. But...!
Gaz gives them her death glare of doom. They kept quiet.
Gaz. Where's the bathroom?
Zim. I don't have one.
Dib. Why?
Zim. I don't urinate.
Dib. Why? Because you're an ALIEN..?
Zim. I don't drink! You can't urinate if you don't drink!
Dib. You said you drink coffee!
Zim. YOU'RE coffee!
Gaz. YOU'RE idiots! Dib! Zim! If you don't let me urinate, I will hurt you so bad that you wished you had a REAL toilet shoved up your--
Dib. BOB!
Bob. Yes, master!
Dib. Let Gaz URINATE!
Bob. It's okay, Gaz, everyone has to urinate, well except for me!
Gir. AND ME!
Dib. AND ZIM!
Zim. NONSENSE! I do BUSINESS!
Dib. And you think I would believe you were doing number 2 in the bathroom for 3 hours that day??
Zim. NUMBERS?! You number your wastes?!
Gaz. WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?! Bob, I don't think that trying to cheer me up from holding it in won't help!!
Bob. I'm a built-in toilet!
Bob turns into a built-in toilet.
Gaz. Where do all the pee go?
Bob. I filter all the water and make it clean for drinking water!
Gaz. Drinking water? And who's exactly been peeing in you??
Bob. Dib...
Gaz. So all this time, the water I've been drinking was Dib's PEE?? DIIIIIIIIIIB!
Gaz looks FURIOUS!
Dib. NO! NO! NOOOO!!
This scene is censored. FIVE MINUTES LATER, Dib looks like he got run over by a train. He was BLEEDING to death!
Zim. HAHA! (IN HIS MIND: I can use his sister to get rid of that Dib ONCE AND FOR ALL! HAHA! Oh no wait, No one can hear my evil laugh. Let me laugh out loud.) MUAHAHAHA!!
Bob goes over to Dib and fixes him.
FIVE MORE MINUTES LATER! Dib looks all better. It's like he never got hurt. What do you expect? It's a cartoon!
Dib. Thank you, Bob.
Zim. Why does Bob look a lot like Gir??
Dib. UHH?!
Gir. I think that Dib hacked into your computer files to find my diagram, thus making him create Bob in the likeness of me.
Dib. What the--
Zim. You! YOU COPIED MY SIR UNIT!
Dib. But... But I--
Zim looks mad.
Zim. When we get back home, I'm gonna invent poisonous gumballs and stick them in your MOUTH!
Dib. You're inventing balls?
Zim. So you could be FORCED to suck on them.
He does his evil laugh but Gaz interuppts.
Gaz. You're making Dib suck on your balls?
Zim. YESS I'M EVVIL!!
Gaz. No.. you're just wrong, so wrong on so many levels...
Zim. THERE IT IS!! IRKEN IDOL!
Zim points to planet Irk.
END OF CHAPTER 3 !!! Dudes.. Sorry if I didn't let them go to planet Irk yet but I haven't been updating for a while and this is like the longest chapter I've ever done in my life so I might as well post it. I promise you guys the next chapter, they're going to be on Planet Irk. :D
I don't own the song Dancing Queen; Abba owns the song. I don't own Amethyst or Kierra or Invaderzimfannumber1's version of Zim and Gir; invaderzimfannumber1 owns them. If you don't understand why Amethyst is Zim's daughter, you have to go read invaderzimfannumber1's stories. I own the Dimension Machine of Doom Thing of Doom but she has permission to use them in her stories YAY! I don't own Google; Google owns Google, I think. I don't own FanFiction (duhh) and I also don't own the names that had the word "cookie" in them. I also do not own Hannah Montana, and also not a big fan of it. The phrase "sweet nibblets" just popped up in my head. I do not own Britney Spears, but I do own Jessie McCartney, for she is my character based off of Jesse McCartney. I don't own the song We Will Rock You; Queen does. All I did was change the lyrics and add one more verse. I own Burger Queen and it's based off of Burger KING! Oh and I have nothing against dogs. I absolutely love them. =]
Please REVIEW, or R&R ? Can anyone tell me what R&R mean? NO FLAMERS or FLAMING!! Can anyone also tell me what flamers are or what flaming is? I know they're bad but I don't exactly know what they mean. I also found out that when you add an O at the end of FLAMING it spells FLAMINGO! HAHA!
