45. You are not allowed to burn down the Minister's home. On the other hand, if being Penguin Enemy Number One doesn't work out Red can always be a damn good lawyer. I still can't figure out how you managed to prove them innocent and pin it all on the Minister. Especially considering the video evidence of them doing it.
46. Red is forbidden to be his own lawyer. We would never get him convicted.
47. Red is to stop telling people to relax during high speed chases. Not everyone is as used to be shot at as you are.
48. The Commander is not your Mother and you are to referring to him as such.
49. You are to stop writing Red asking him to kill people who insulted you.
a). It doesn't matter if he doesn't mind, stop writing before he takes it seriously
b). I thought I already talked to you about encouraging his antics
50. Q is to stop walking around HeadQuarters in a bathrobe and slippers. Do that at your own home not HQ.
51. The Commander is not your Grandmother and you are to stop referring to him as such.
52. Red is never to bring his Arcorn Muffins to HeadQuarters again. They were delicious, yes, bit I'd rather bot deal with another riot for the last one.
52. Red is not allowed to blow things up for the hell of it.
a). You felt like it is not acceptable excuse either
53. Throwing Nigel a birthday party was nice thing to do, if it was his birthday.
54. Red is to stop hiding stolen goods in HeadQuarters. Hide them in your own base or stop stealing.
a). After hiding said goods in HeadQuarters, you are forbidden to sending anonymous tips to Scotland Yard about their current wasn't easy explaining why we had the stolen goods.
55. NO ONE is allowed to roam around naked.
56. No one has permission to help Red break into his Minster's home to fill it with chocolate pudding. Where did you get that much pudding anyway?
57. Red is not allowed to kill the person sent to wake him up.
a). Nor allowed to hire others to do it for him
b). No, you can't torture them
c). Nor can you ship them overseas in a two sized too small create
d). No. Maiming them either
58. Unless you are Nigel, Q, Rockgut or The Count do not attempt to wake up Red. This is for your own safety.
a). Red, you will be paying Mr. Karter's medical bills.
59. Red and Nigel are to stop flirting with people because they want to see Rockgut beat them half to death. I don't care if they deserve it.
60. I don't know how you done it it but whoever bolted my office to its ceiling is to come undo it, Immediately.
61. Red is to stop referring to MI6 HQ as:
a). The Physco Ward
b). The Nut House
c). The Asylum
d). The Mad Brits' Clubhouse
Red or Rockgut are allowed to negotiate peace treaties
63. Red is to stop prank calling other nations using my office phone. Especially Russia.
64. Red is to stop busting out into mad laughter at random times. You're beginning to unnerved peiple- more than you already do.
65. "Red does it" is not a good excuse for anything, if anything that is only further proof that you most likely shouldn't do it.
66. "Non Flamable" is not a challenge abd should not be taken as one.
