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"Night-running and bat hamburgers"
Ow my jaw hurts like billio. I've just basically re-told everything that's happened between me and Dave and me and the Ace Gang and me and everything since the crash.
It was vair painful actually. Made me feel a bit weepy. And it made me realise how much me and Dave have actually been through. And that's a lot.
"So where's Sven now?" I asked.
"Sven is alone at my house and has invited guests over...I just hope its Tom and Dave.
We are going now."
Jas shook her head. I said, "No Rosie. No chance in hell."
Then she growled. "Now."
"I'll get our things."
Saturday December 17th
2.25am
Do you wana know where I am right now? Do you wana know what I'm doing? Do you wana have a good laugh?
I am currently running (or rather shivering) my way to Rosie's house with the Viking one herself and Jas. It is vair vair nippy noodles out here which isn't surprising considering-
1. Its England.
2. Its winter.
3. Its some ridiculous time in the night/early morning.
4. We are wearing bat costumes.
1 minute later
Okay okay I'll explain you dim-witted lot.
Rosie wanted to go check on her house since Sven is there alone. Or maybe not as Dave might be there. And I don't really want to see Dave right now and I'm pretty sure (like 100%) that he doesn't want to see me either.
Anyway so I refused. And so did Jas as she is Miss Perfectamondo and doesn't want her parents to ground her if they find out.
I thought my argument of not wanting to see Dave was a better argument. This is what I thought...
1 second later
But then Rosie brought out the bat outfits. No joke, she had them in her bag. Just when you thought this girl couldn't get any madder, she sprouts up with three bat costumes – the ones we wore for Halloween. I think her bag must be a special one like in Mary Poppins. She's probably got an entire Viking army in there.
I must remember to check later...
30 seconds later
Right so Rosie basically forced me and Jas to put them on and then we crept out of Jas' as quiet as we have ever been. Or rather as quiet as Rosie has ever been: she is a loud girl and that is le fact.
Rosie said it didn't matter if Dave was there now as he wouldn't recognise me in the bat outfit.
And if he did, at least he would get a good laugh out of it.
Oh haha that made me feel better. Not.
1 minute later
Back to present.
A.k.a me, Jas and Rosie running down the road in bat costumes. Complete with, I might add, bad masks with ears and wings that are flapping madly behind us. I think Jas was trying to purposely poke my eyes out with hers before so I went in front of her and behind Rosie.
2 seconds later
Actually, I bet it is quite a hilarious sight – 3 bats in single file sprinting down the street in the middle of the night.
I wonder what Mr and Mrs Next Door would make of it? No doubt the Prat Poodles would scutter back to their kennel and whimper with fear. Pathetic.
Not like Angus. He would take us all on no doubt, even after his car accident fandango.
In fact, its times like these (fortunately I've never done exactly this before but you get my nub and gist) that I'm thankful Angus is not nearby. He would most certainly feast on my bat tights and bat wings and bat everything.
I would be a scratched up bat. A scratched up bat from a cat.
A scratched up bat from a cat lying on a mat feeling fat wearing no hat...
Shut up brain! Shut up!!
2 minutes later
Rosie just stopped with no warning. So naturally I went tumbling into her. Then Jas went tumbling into both of us.
So now we are all in a heap at the bottom of the road. Lovely.
And I hurt my botty. Ow ow ow!
Rosie jumped up like a jumping...bean and said, "No time to play hamburgers mes amigos. We must crack on!"
I heard Jas groan as she rolled off me and onto the floor. I should be the one groaning – she got me and Rosie to lie on whereas I got her on top of me.
And she is not as light as she looks. In fact I think she broke my back.
3 minutes later
Crouching low behind Rosie's wall.
God knows why.
1 second later
Actually, I think even Big G probably doesn't know right now. Rosie's mind is somewhere I doubt even Big G would want to venture. And I don't blame him.
10 seconds later
"Rosie," Jas said, "Why don't we just go inside?"
Oh Sandra she's trying to anger the beast.
Rosie snapped her head round as quick as a quick thing. I thought it was going to come off.
She said, "Because you incompetent fool, we need the element of surprise. Do you think the Vikings just used to sail right up to their enemies? No. They used to sneak up on them."
Jas has got that look on her face that she gets when she's really confused and then says something that normally earns her a biffing.
"But Sven isn't your enemy. He's your boyfriend."
1 second later
And there goes Rosie's hand to biff her one.
"Stop being so picky!" RoRo said, "Time to move Bats!"
I wish she'd stop calling us that. I may tell her.
But then I also wish to keep my head.
4 seconds later
Running down the path towards the window. Except it's more like waddling than running because we have our backs bent over and our hands scraping he floor so that no one will see our heads.
We're like those ducks when they do that "bottom's up" thing and dive underwater.
As you can imagine it's vair attractive. Not.
2 seconds later
Reached the window.
Rosie has told me and Jas to stay down while she keeps randomly poking her head up and down to look inside the house.
5 seconds later
"See anything?" I asked.
Rosie stopped bobbing and nodded. "Yeah. Sven is there." Well duh I got that. "And Tom."
And...?
"So no err... um..." Uh-oh Ellen moment.
"No Georgia," Rosie said, "Dave is not there."
Phewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
"So does this mean we can get up now?" Jas asked.
She is looking a bit on the tomato side if you ask me. I think she needs to do a bit more exercise so she doesn't pant like a loon so much. I will suggest this to her later as I am full of generosity.
Rosie stroked her beard (which somehow survived the whole night-running and bat hamburgers fiasco) and said, "Oui. Bats, prepare to enter!"
1 minute later
Stood outside Rosie's door and yes we are still "preparing to enter".
You see, it appears that Rosie's eyesight goes rather funny in the dark (and when she isn't wearing her contacts) so she can't find the right key.
If I wasn't on the verge of freezing to death from the cold I may find this moment rather hilarious.
"Rosie let me." Jas said and grabbed the key ring with a zillion keys on. Well four actually.
I prepared myself for a huge fist-cuffs extravaganza from RoRo but she just let Jas do it. Wow.
10 seconds later
And we're in!! At last!! Woop!!
We got back in single file and tiptoed down the corridor until we reached the door to the lounge.
Jas started to say, "Rosie look your house isn't messed up why don't we stop this sneaking around now and-"
That was when Rosie growled and said, "Shush!"
2 seconds later
"Ok Bats at the ready, this is it. Let's take them out!"
Jas looks like she's about to throw up.
Take them out?! What's that about? We never discussed this-
"GO GO GO!"
And then Rosie kicked down the door (well not literally but kicked it open).
Ahh well. Let's take them out!!
And I charged after Rosie.
1 minute later
La de da daaa. Just hanging off Sven after climbing on his back.
Pretty normal really.
La de da daaa.
30 seconds later
Haha Jazzy Spazzy just entered and Rosie keeps yelling at her, "Grab Tom! Pin him down you twit!!"
Of course this is while she is helping me wrestle Sven to the floor so it came out all panty-like.
10 seconds later
Yes!! Sven is on his knees and Rosie is sitting on him! We are the champions! We managed to tame the wild Sweedish Rogue!!
Jas has her arms around Tom. I think she likes to think that she has captured him. But really she's just giving him a hug.
How pathetico. She'll never make the army with that behaviour.
But then again I guess she doesn't really want to.
1 second later
Rosie keeps hitting Sven's head and says, "Mwhaaa you have fallen to your Queen."
She really is Libby in a bigger form. Scary potatoes.
Sven doesn't seem too bothered about being attacked. He's taking it all rather well.
Well that's the impression I got from him saying, "Yaaa yaaa you got me."
And he keeps grinning like a loon. Which in fact he is.
20 seconds later
Oh Christ on Bike all the lights have just gone off.
Ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnooooooooooooooo
1 second later
"Rosie... what was that?" Jas said in a vair quiet voice.
Rosie said, "Shut up Jas. And don't use my name."
"But you just called me-"
"SHUSH!" Rosie shouted, which I thought was a bit hypocritical but I didn't say anything.
2 seconds later
Oh my giddy god there's someone standing in the doorway.
Rosie shouted at me, "ATTACK!"
I looked at her like she was the most crazy person in the world (which she probably is) but then realised she couldn't see my face so I thought what the hell.
3 seconds later
Jumping on the stranger with all my strength.
1 second later
Which is not a lot.
10 seconds later
As I am now on the floor with the stranger pinning my arms down. This wasn't quite how it was supposed to go...
2 seconds later
Rosie growled and said, "Pathetic Nicolson. Where's your backbone?"
Backbone? What in pantyhose is she blabbering on about!?
I was about to say that this stranger-type folk happened to be a lot stronger than I thought when the stranger-type folk himself jumped off me like I had the black death or something. And I'm fairly certain I haven't.
I started to get up but then he pushed me down again and reached a hand towards my neck.
Oh dear lord he's going to strangle me.
Help.
My life is flashing before my eyes! Or it would if I could think straight.
1 second later
"Nicolson?" He said in a question-type voice. A voice that I knew... where did I know that voice from?
Think Georgia think!
He pulled the bat mask off my face and then sighed in a disappointed way... or was it a relieved way? Or maybe a confused way?
"Georgia." He said in a whisper.
And then I realised who it was.
2 seconds later
I stared at Dave unable to talk. What should I say? That after our fight to cheer myself up I put on a bat costume and went attacking people?
Somehow I don't think that would help matters.
I wish he'd get off me though. I feel uncomfortable with him looking at me. But that's mostly because I can't see exactly how he's looking at me cos it's so dark.
1 minute later
I think Jas and Rosie realised who the stranger was and what had just happened because all of a sudden Rosie jumped off Sven and pulled Dave away from me before yelling, "BATS RETREAT!!!"
Then she grabbed my arm, pulled me off the floor, forced Jas away from Tom and before I knew it we were all running towards the door and out of the house and onto the road.
1 second later
So our bat wings and ears have taken to the wind once again. I wonder what Tom and Sven and Dave thought as they watched 3 bats running away down the road.
Actually, I'd rather not think about that right now.
5 minutes later
Still panting my way down the street with Jas and Rosie. None of us have spoken yet. I guess it was just a kind of mutual silent agreement that we run as fast as possible away from that.
1 minute later
I can't believe I attacked Dave.
30 seconds later
I'm blubbing.
Why am I blubbing?
2 seconds later
Is it the way he was looking at me?
No that's to it I couldn't see the way he was looking at me it was too dark.
1 second later
It was the way he sounded when he said my name.
What did he say it like? Was it disappointment?
Probably. I bet Dave didn't think I could get any lower but oh no, I've proved him wrong.
Joys unbounded.
3.45am
Back at Jas's house.
We crept in through the front door after Jas had a minor spaz attack with the keys just like Rosie did at her house.
Then we tip-toed sneaky sneaky up the stairs and into Jas's bedroom.
Everything was as we left it. All the snacks were still there. Rosie went and ate a few of course.
No one's said anything yet.
1 minute later
I ripped off my bat mask – probably breaking it but I don't give a flying BATS arse about that right now.
I turned to look in Jas's mirror. Blimey O'riley I've been blubbing more than I thought. My eyes are all red and puffy. It does not look attractive and that is le fact.
30 seconds later
We all (silently still) took our bat costumes off and pulled on our pjs again.
2 minutes later
Rosie is standing right in front of me looking kind of... guilty?
Then she said really quietly – quieter than I've ever heard her speak, "Sorry about the bat mission."
And of course, bang on cue, I exploded into blubs again.
Rosie pulled me into a hug and Jas jumped up and flung her arms around us both.
5 minutes later
We all managed to fit in Jas's bed all snuggled up together. Rosie's by the wall, I'm in the middle and Jas is on the other side of me.
We wouldn't have all fit but Jas actually willingly moved her Owls away. Wow.
Time for sleep now I guess.
Maybe Lord Sandra and Big G will be nice and not make me wake up to this crap-hole of a life I have concerning Dave.
1 second later
But at least I have my pallys back. And they really are true pallys.
10 seconds later
Corr blimey, what a night.
I know I'm cruel. Too much aggers...
Hmmmmmm..... XD
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