Sun looked at Sage as they walked across Beacon's courtyard. "Sage, what do you think of the weather here?" Sage looked around the courtyard, taking a deep breath. "It's nice. There isn't as much wind, and the air isn't as dry here." Sun nodded his head. "True. But it's been a bit hot lately, dontcha think?" Sage shrugged. "True, but I don't care. As long as I get a shower at the end of the day, I-" Sage froze. "Oh. Is that what we're talking about?" Sun tilted his head in affirmation. Sage stared at Sun, then looked across the courtyard. Lounging in the shade underneath a balcony was Neptune. Surprisingly, Neptune wasn't flirting with any Beacon students. Instead, he was leaning against the wall, scuffing his shoe against the wall as he looked up at the sky with a bored expression. "How bad is it?" Sun grimaced. "It's bad. I woke up this morning and I almost gagged. His entire bed reeks of his cologne."

Sage sighed, then looked at Sun and grinned. "Well, how are we planning on carrying out Operation Puddy Tat this time?" Sun spun around and pointed at a balcony in the opposite building. Through the open window they could just see a bed hanging from an intricate net of rope. "I have some new friends, they should be able to help."

Neptune was walking along the hallway, lost in a train of thought. "Hey blue." Neptune looked up and saw Yang grinning at him. " I heard there's going to be a new record store opening tonight, apparently they have some good merch. Want to check it out?" Neptune grinned. "Sounds like a plan." Yang fell into step next to him, and they walked down the hallway. Neptune turned and looked over his shoulder, then looked at Yang. "Isn't your bike over there?" "Oh, I parked over here. I was running errands earlier and I only just got back." Neptune raised an eyebrow, but said nothing. On her other side, Yang pressed send on a message. Puddy Tat is on the way. They took another three steps, then Neptune bolted in the other direction. "Shit!" Yang grabbed her scroll. "Puddy Tat is on the run!" Ruby's voice crackled out of the scroll. "Yang, you like that code name too much." Yang grinned as she took off running after Neptune. "It fits him. Now are you going to help catch him or am I going to have to chase him up a tree?" Ruby laughed. "I'll be there sis."

Neptune bolted down the hallway, panting with fear. "No, no, it can't be that time already." He skidded to a halt at a door and ripped it open and froze. Ruby grinned at him while Weiss slowly spun Myrtenastur in her hand. Ruby chirped "Hi Nep!" while slowly dropping into a runner's start. Neptune's face went white and he slammed the door shut and spun on his heel. As he pounded down the hall, he heard a crash and looked over his shoulder to see Ruby run straight through the door as Weiss yelled "Ruby!" "Shitshitshitshitshit." Neptune ran to the end of the hallway and went to turn left, then backpedaled as he saw Blake standing there. He whipped around and ran down the other hallway, then tripped as he saw Blake in front of him again. "Wha-" He was cut off as Ruby slammed into his back, knocking the air out of him and shoving him to the ground. Blake grabbed Gambol Shroud as Weiss used Myrtenastur to spin Neptune around, and they quickly tied Neptune up until he resembled an overzealous Christmas present. Yang grinned as she walked up and saw Ruby sitting on Neptune's back as he struggled to untie himself. "Well, that was fun."

Later that afternoon, Yang and Blake were walking towards the bathroom to brush their teeth. "How do you think the shower went?" Yang shrugged. "I don't know. I mean, once they got him in there it shouldn't have been too bad right?" Just as Yang said that, the door to the boys' bathroom slammed open and a cacaphony of noise poured out. "NEPTUNE STAY HERE!" Sun screamed as (gay pirate boy) cursed. Blake pushed Yang against the wall as Neptune, coated in bubbles and nothing else, tore past them screaming. "NO MORE WATER I DON'T LIKE WATER!" Neptune slammed into a door, and Velvet pulled it open only to stare horrified at Neptune. Hearing Coco's scream of rage and seeing Sun and the others tumbling out of the bathroom, Neptune screamed again and ran down the hallway, shedding bubbles as he went. Yang and Blake stared, and as the sound faded they looked at each other. "So that's why he's a puddy tat." Blake gave Yang a look. "Yang, I swear..." Yang held up her arms. "I wasn't going to say anything!" Blake turned to go into the bathroom, and Yang grinned. "Except, tonight I could show you how to shower, because I know the best way to get that pussy wet." Blake gasped and Yang ran for the bathroom laughing with Blake right behind her.