Kim got out of bed and walked into the living room to see Shego cooking breakfast. For herself… Kim was going to have cereal because as Shego 'just had to' constantly remind her she was not her mother.
Kim had been out of the hospital for a week now and there had been no parental unit contacts, nor had there been any Ron and Monique sightings.
Kim felt like she was running on empty, she felt like she was over looked but she was getting used to her new life style. The first time that she had walked in on Shego in the shower though, that was going to force her into therapy…then there was the shaving cream incident…
Beeb beeb be beep
"Wade what do you have for me?"
"Well Kim you and Shego are going to have to stop Drakken…and your not going to believe what he is trying to do."
Shego looked up from her bacon and eggs and smiled at Wade, one of those 'I know better than you ever will' looks. This was slightly funny to Kim al least…to the rest of the world it was just awkward.
"So are you going to tell us or is it going to be a surprise?"
"Well I have transportation for the two of you to the Sahara desert…So just for you Shego I am going to leave this as a surprise. You can have fun with the paperwork, after the mission."
"NERDLINGER!"
"Gotta go, good luck Kim."
"Must you scare him every time that you talk to him?"
Shego just went back to eating her breakfast and Kim just sighed as she walked over to the jet that was waiting for her outside of the house. She was going to instruct the pilot to leave without her 'partner'…but Shego was waiting in the plane for her.
'How dose she do that?'
"Ready Kimmie?"
"Kimmie did you have to do this with every layer that we went to? Why did you do this for so long?"
"Shego if you keep groaning about this I am going to…"
"To what Kimmie?"
"Ghaa just shut up your giving me a headache!"
Kim was ready with a retort, but she decided not to. She just wanted a drink of water and she would be good…at least she hoped that she would be good. With Shego you could never tell.
Thankfully, they were at the layer in ten minutes with less grumbling from Shego than Kim was used to. Thank god for small favors….or in this case miracles. Kim was about to jump in to surprise Drakken, but Shego put a hand over Kim's mouth and held the teen hero in place.
"I want to know about his plan."
"And so, with this shrink ray I will make everyone in the world six inches tall thus they will have to call me their master…everyone will be short….TAKE THAT DISNEY WITH YOUR STUPID HEIGHT LIMITS FOR YOUR STUPID RIDES!"
"Ok Shego I think that we might want to stop him because there is no way that I am hearing ten more seconds of this."
That was all Shego needed and within seconds Shego was on top of Drakken and Kim was running to the laser that would supposedly shrink the human body. What Kim didn't know was that it was on a self timer and that while she was running towards it there was a head seeking device that aimed it. So needless to say in Kim was shot by a shrink ray.
The last thing that she saw was Shego running towards her….
For Kim, waking up in new places didn't bother her…as much as it would other people. Usually within seconds she was fine and ready to keep going but at this point in time she was not felling to hot. The only thing she could hear was…..laughing.
Kim turned her head and saw Shego staring at her and laughing her ass off. Looking up at Shego Kim realized what was so funny; looking down at her clothing, she realized that she was wearing Barbie Club Banana jeans and a tank top.
Kim just stared at Shego who seemed to be driving her somewhere.
"So Kimmie I see that your awake. Now that I bought a magnifying glass, just so you know we are on our way to see two of the most brilliant minds that there are. Your brothers were so happy to hear that you were coming to visit them."
"Let me out of the car now!"
"Kimmie now come on be reasonable…there are bugs out there that are larger than you and that would be bad for you. You know the only reason that you are being taken to your brothers is that they are the only people that they believe can help you. I wouldn't complain Kim."
Kim just sat there in the passenger seat feeling so small…literally. She couldn't even see out the window so she did the only thing that she could do. She jumped onto Shego's shoulder and looked out the window.
"What do you think you are doing Possible?"
"What dose it look like I am trying to do? I get car sick if I can't look out a window. I'm fine in planes but I have trouble with cars. Do you have a problem with that Shego?"
Shego just sat there with Kim Possible sitting on her shoulder. How could this have happened? She had gone from wanting to kill her to letting her ride in the car on her shoulder.
"What next Kimmie are you going to stand in my lap and steer?"
"You wish Shego. Although my driving would be better standing in your lap than your driving in general Shego. Maybe you should go take a few drivers ed courses. I'm sure I could hook you up. Face it you need help."
"Ohh Kimmie did that have a double meaning?"
"Only if you wanted it to Shego."
Kim just sat there for the rest of the ride in silence not even wanting to know how the rest of the mission had gone. She really didn't need any more ragging.
The rest of the ride was passed in silence, though it was only about two hours it seemed more like a week. When they reached the dorms Kim jumped on the ground but had to run to keep up with Shego.
Well had to because when they got to the stairs Kim was panting and Shego had to roll her eyes as she bent down on one knee and picked up Kim Possible.
When they reached to top Shego walked into the room still carrying Kim who seemed to be embarrassed about the not being able to keep up.
"Kim!"
Kim stared as Jim and Tim ran up to her and then laughed.
"Hay little sis, guess what we got the parts in earlier today and we have a design and a prototype ready for you. Just because we love our baby sister."
Kim just sat there and took it, but then Shego handed Kim over to Tim who just laughed as he carried her over to the couch in the dorm and gently put her down. Making sure not to sit on her while his brother went to get the device.
"So Kim how is the weather down there. Since warm air rises I'm thinking that it has to be pretty cold down there do you want me to go pull the clothing off my Ken doll so that you have a little bit more to wear?"
"You still have a Ken doll? Dose he join you in the bath tub?"
Shego to the rescue. And I think that Jim and Tim both bring the Ken doll into the bathroom with them. Creepy I so need to buy them a Barbie.
Fifteen minutes of love and caring Jim returned with the device that they had made and shot Kim with it while she wasn't paying attention. Shocked she passed out this time though it wasn't in as hostile of an environment.
Due to the fact that i needed more witty banter and that i wanted to go with my peeps i went with option 4. People in my life were telling me that that was what they wanted and so i went with it. Though i might...never mind.
