I've Got Hair!...?
Ok I can't believe I'm even writing something like this. If you go back and look at my stories they're all so serious… Humour isn't my thing but I hope you enjoy reading it and have some laughs because if you do then that's what makes it worth the while. And I'm sorry for the long wait. I didn't know people would even like this but due to public demand I have posted this chapter. I'll continue it but I can't say it'll last long.
Oh did I forget to mention that I don't own OPM although I certainly wish I did XP
"Where are we going sensei?"
"I'm going to the hairdresser of course! I missed out on a sale at mega-mini mart because I had hair! I can't live like this Genos!" I cried in pure agony.
Before Genos could respond I yanked his arm and dragged him out of the apartment. Of course Z city was demolished so I had a long way to go before I could find a hairdresser. Even running at the speed of light didn't seem to help my worries. This emotion of fear was something I had long forgotten.
"Sensei, I think we need to stop! You need to calm down!"
I stopped. Why had I stopped? Why was I shaking? Why did I have hair?
Kami had cursed me. I knew the gods hated me. First they took away the hair that I loved and then they gave it back. It was all a ploy to make me lose my identity.
"Sensei I think glaring daggers at the sky isn't going to accomplish anything," Genos sighed.
I looked at my pupil angrily. Did he not realise the severity of this situation? Did he not see that my hair was destroying my life? My thoughts wandered in worry.
"Sensei"
I didn't know what to do.
"Sensei!"
Would I have to make a new identity for myself in a different country?
"SENSEI!"
"What is it Genos!?" I growled back irritated.
Genos simply pointed behind me. I turned around to see… Puri Puri Prisoner. Why was he smiling like that?
"Hello cutie. Since when were you a hero darling?"
"Um, I'd have to say about a few years ago," I mumbled counting my fingers.
"Sensei"
"What is it?"
"Run!" Genos exclaimed as he grabbed my arm and sprinted away at an insane speed. Since when had my pupil become this fast? Is this feeling pride? Wait- I should be running to the barber, not away from it.
"Genos, let me go. The hairdresser is the other way," I snapped.
"And so is he!" Genos pointed. I looked at the large man making kissing sounds and cringed. Ok Genos had a point.
I guess, I'd have to cut my hair another day…
Ok that's it for today Hope you've enjoyed the story so far. It's kind of weird in my opinion and I just let it write itself but I hope it's funny. I like WTF moments. It makes my life.
