Chapter 2: Stealing Reye's Old Crap From His House In a Way That Could Be Considered Proactive But Probably Not
THE TUNDRA AROUND REYE'S SHITTY HOUSE
Rick walked into the tundra.
"Damn, it's bloody cold. What idiot would build a house here?"
In the distance, he spotted Reye's still-smouldering hovel. It might have been square once, but now it was just a couple of walls and a tipped-over furnace.
"Where would he keep his crap... oh, it had a battle roof! There should be a chest full of crap up there."
Rick climbed the burnt ladder to the roof. It crackled a bit, but still held his weight. On the roof was a giant hole in the floor from the explosion, a chest, and a bow. Rick picked up everything from the chest, not struggling under the weight because Minecraft inventories are magic.
RICK'S ADVENTURE BASE
Eventually, he walked back, and threw all of Reye's crap on the floor.
"I found it. You can thank me later."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: The chapters start getting much longer soon, so watch out. This one is basically Rick's Tangential Adventure. In the original (which you should have read by now), there's some bullshit about "Oh look you have steel armour, all I had was steel armour! Lucky you." and similar idiocy. In this one, I've airlifted the stupidity out of the first chapters, varnished it with sarcasm, and stuck in in the later ones. Sorry.
