The second time she returned, I knew I had to be going crazy. I was in the sanctity of my bedroom for crying out loud! Still peacefully snoozing away when that, evil voice cut through the air sharper than before.

"Megamind's reign of villainy was not exactly the most fruitful. In fact you could say that pretty much every evil plan he had ever executed, failed in some horrendous matter. If not by his own hand (which more often than not was the case), it was by the hand of the great hero of Metro City, Metro Man."

I opened my eyes just enough to let the light in and see if this mean woman was somewhere in the vicinity, and of course she wasn't. I pulled the sheets over my head. "Ouch. You know…that was kind of harsh?"

"Sir? Who are you talking to?" Minion inquired. I froze. Where in Metrocity did he come from?

I threw the blankets and sheets back clearing my throat. "Errrr. No one. Now what is that you needed Minion?"

"Nothing Sir. I was just coming in to see if you had any laundry lying around for the wash I was about to throw in."

I eyed the basket of suits and other sundries in his arms.

"Ah yes of course. "

Crawling closer to the edge of the mattress, I plopped myself over the side, and let my feet dangle.

"Minion? Other than me talking, did you happen to hear anything else?"

"No Sir. Why?"

"Nothing. It's…nothing. Carry on Minion."

"Yes Sir."

After Minion had left the room, I settled back down onto my bed hoping to get at least another 20 minutes or so of rest. (Super Villains need their beauty sleep to you know) But instead, the moment my head hit the pillow, Miss annoying returned for the third time.

"Unlike most humans or other creatures for that matter, Minion was quite fond of doing laundry. He referred to it as his 'Me time' "

Shock ran through my system as sat up straight in my bed and bellowed across the length of my glorious bedroom. "Minion? Come in here quick!"

The sound of heavy robotic feet could be heard growing louder and louder as they approached. He entered the room with perfect urgency. Ah such a good minion.

"Sir? What's the matter?"

Blankets now fully over my head so only eyes my were visible, I pointed to the ceiling, which also happened to be where the still blabbing voice seemed to be originating from.

"Shhhhhh. Can't you hear that? Please tell you me you can hear that."

Minion stepped further into the room, his eyes squinting, and the look of concentration all over his face. It was obvious from his straining he was not hearing her, because her voice boomed through the room like she was on an intercom.

"I…don't hear anything sir."

My deepest fear was now recognized. I had lost my mind.

"Are you feeling alright?"

Despair drew me back the huge pile of sheet and blankets I had created in my panic. I threw one hand in the air and gestured a thumbs up.

"Just great! Little tired I think. Nothing to worry about here."

Again Minion nodded and exited the room.

Knowing there was no way to escape, I decided to listen to what Miss Voice had to say. I had to admit, she was quite knowledgeable all things…me.

"Despite all his shortcomings, Megamind was strangely charismatic and quite intriguing, even to those who feared him, there was a strange attraction that no one quite understood."

Ah now that was more like it.

"Carry on. Yes, I much like where this is going." I replied nestling back into my covers.

Maybe this voice wouldn't be such a bad thing after all.