Hehehehehehehehe! I own the whole world! And Farf is my best friend! I love my wall collection… (Hanging upside-down in a padded room, wearing a straight jacket) Miiiiiinnnneeee……

Oh, this one is from Aya's perspective. Heh, Aya is cool…. On with da show!

What I did with Aya's underpants: A story by Omi

Part 3!?

Aya, do you love me? (The secret of Aya's underpants)

I opened my car door, and the first thing I saw was Youji and Ken sitting on the step, smoking and looking distraught. Now, Youji smoking I can understand, and Ken is usually getting worked up over something or another, but the fact that they were BOTH smoking and worked up, meant something was wrong. I walked over to them, looked at them, and in my most sympathetic voice… "Why the Hell aren't you two in the shop? We have flowers to sell!" Well said, if I do say so myself.

Ken looked up at me, and LATCHED himself onto my legs. I doubt I could remove him if I tried.

"Aya!! Thank God you're here! There's something wrong with Omi!! He-he's…"

"He's in the shop dressed like a whore, talking to SCHWARTZ of all people!! He's lost it! I just knew that high speed internet connection was bad news!!" Youji grabbed my jacket sleeve, and proceeded to bawl his eyes out on my fine leather.

"Get a hold of yourselves! You're adults! Act like it!" Someone has to get these two into therapy. Omi, dressed like a whore? And talking to Schwartz? Was Youji smoking weed again? Omi wasn't like that at a-?! OMI?!

"Aya!! You're back!"

I was promptly glomped by a blond teenager in bondage. I looked up, and came nose to nose with a blue eyed, blond haired wet dream. Normally teenage boys are off limits, but… "O-Omi?? Is that you? What the hell are you wearing?" I stuttered, looking at the teenager sitting on my chest. He just giggled, and hugged me.

"I missed you. I'm glad you're finally back from your mission. The shop girls won't leave me alone at all! And Ken kun and Youji kun have been no help at all." He sat up and pouted.

I blinked, opened my mouth to say something, came up with nothing, and blinked again. It must have been a few minuets before I finally managed to tell Omi to get off my chest and stand up. Ken and Youji had retreated to the safety of a girl crammed shop the first chance they got.

I brushed myself off and looked at Omi. He was wearing a tight, semi transparent glimmering purple muscle shirt that was too short, showing a swath of tanned, lightly muscled stomach. He also wore a chain choker necklace, silver manacles with a long length of chain between them, a leather mini mini skirt that rode up teasingly, but not enough, and ripped fishnet stockings ending at his thighs. Leather strips were wrapped around his hands and arms, and there were silver spike earrings in his ears. On top or all that, he wore dark coal around his bright blue eyes, and light pink lip gloss. He looked like a teenager in a post apocalyptic movie. Okay, I admit it. I watched the Crow and I loved it. So sue me!

He smiled slightly, and looked down. "You…you don't mind me dressed like this, do you Aya kun?" He sounded a bit worried.

I cleared my throat. I looked at him. "Omi, you look…. ACHOO!" I sneezed. Damn mountain drug lords… Too cold up there for NORMAL people…

Omi looked at me, blinked, and began giggling. "Aya! You must have caught a cold!"

"I don't catch *ACHOO!* colds! I'm fin-ACHOO! fine!" I sniffed, and rubbed my nose on my sleeve.

Omi giggled like a school girl and grabbed my other arm. "You are not! Let's get you inside, out of those clothes, and into your warm bed!"

I blushed, and coughed at the wording he'd chosen. I swear he does that on purpose sometimes!

In Aya's room ^.^

"Omi! I do NOT *ACHOO!* need to take a bath!! And I refuse to do so with NAGI in here as well!!" I grabbed a hold of the door frame, and refused to let go. Nagi grabbed one leg and pulled, and Omi started to pry my fingers from the door frame. "Let me goooooooo!!"

"Aya! Act your age! You need to take a hot bath, or you'll get WORSE! Now let GO!" Omi yanked hard, and with Nagi pulling, I some how ended up half naked in a bathtub full of water. How Omi managed to get my pants off is beyond me, but I blame Shulditch fully. Damn him and his mind games! Fortunately, "Brad" had called him home… whoever Brad was…

"Yeesh, grow up. It's not like I haven't done this before. Shu comes home unconscious and bloody all the time, and damned if Crawford helps clean him off." Nagi shook his head. "Omi…"

Omi looked at me and frowned. "Aya, behave like an adult. You don't have to be such a baby. Now STRIP!"

"Ahhhh!!" Omi and Nagi both leapt on top of me and began trying to remove my soaking wet shirt and underpants.

What the hell is going on?!

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!! Poor Aya, he just wants an explanation. Omi and Nagi in revealing clothing, trying to get Aya naked and wet. Hmmmm….

Nagi: Aya, you're a baby!

Aya: Am not! I'm "Young at heart."

Omi: Aya, admit it! You just can't help but be a tease.

Aya: No fair… Two against one…. Hmmmm….. Threesome….

K. Dragonic: (Whaps Aya) Hentai! That's my job! You'll do what "I" tell you to do! No sex for you!

Aya: Nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!