HEY PEEPS! I'm back. Even though I wasn't gone for long. Miss me?
In My Head
by CalwynN.
CHAPTER DREI
I got it! What now, bitches?
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16TH
7:11PM
Sasuke is leaving in 15ish minutes.
Tutoring went well.
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7:12PM
That was stupid.
I can't do normal.
Shut your vagina.
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7:19PM
"Sakura."
He was preparing to leave a moment ago, so now... why is he looking at me like that?
It's giving me gooseybumps.
"I can't do Friday."
I blame my blush on the heat.
"Er.. me neither actually."
"So, I was thinking we could reschedule to tomorrow night?"
"NO!" His blank stare was slightly embarresing, so I tried to take the yelling back. "Um. Well, I mean, I have plans that night."
"What? You got a hot date?" His smirk made me regret agreeing to the date.
CURSE YOU, SUIGETSU!
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7:22PM
"Well, yeah. Actually."
Goodbye playful Sasuke.
He glared at me. WHAT? Why?
I don't get it.
HE SUCKS.
"Bye, Sakura."
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7:23PM
What got HIS panties in a twist?
God, I hope he falls in a ditch.
Can you do that for me? Please?
I've been a good catholic kid for all of my life! Never taking your name in vain and never murdering and getting good grades.
So, please?
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8:41PM
OH MY GOODNESS.
God, you are my savior! I love you for forever!
Karin just called me laughing.
She says Sasuke twisted his ankle on the way home, because he fell into a ditch or something!
AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Finally!
My trust is you, God, will always prevail.
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THURSDAY, MARCH 17TH
9:41AM
TODAY IS THE DAY!
Suigetsu is taking me out today!
But I won't see him until 1:10.
Damn it.
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10:33AM
Closer and closer and closerer.
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12:10PM
LUNCH! Which means more than half the day is over!
WHICH MEANS AFTERWARDS I GET TO SEE HIMM!
Hell to the yes.
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1:52PM
Fuck life.
I hate friends.
I hate boys.
I hate Suigetsu.
I hate people.
I hate LIFE.
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3:19PM
Ino came over. And brought ice cream.
Mmmm. Cookies and cream.
My favorite.
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4:11PM
Karin-bitch is such a slut.
I hate her.
I hate him.
I HATE LIFE.
Maybe I'll die in my sleep and everything will just go away.
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5:38PM
My birthday is tomorrow.
This is not a good time to be hating your almost-lover and your bestest friend.
I'm gunna be legal.
At midnight, Ino and Karin were gunna take me clubbing.
Cause they've already had their birthdays and we'd all be good-to-go.
But maybe not.
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7:31PM
Ino says she's taking my ass to an R-rated movie and then we're hitting the clubs.
I hope we can see Going the Distance.
Cause I love Justin and Drew. They're such a cute off-again/on-again couple.
Plus, I used to LOVE Samantha Who? And Christina Applegate is in it toooo!
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9:19PM
She dragged me to fucking Piranha.
What.
The.
FUCK.
I hate life.
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9:41PM
Oh.
Look who's here.
Sasuke.
Damn.
Fuck my life.
He's probably gunna make me cry or something.
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9:56PM
I've been crying ALL DAY.
And I HATE crying. I despise it.
It makes me feel weak, and when I feel weak, I can't kick ass and make jaws drop.
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10:02PM
He'll probably come over soon.
Cause he looks this way and smirks everytime I yelp at the FUCKING PIRANHAS! GET THAT BITCH OUT OF THE INNERTUBE! THEY'RE COMINGGG!
And he'll probably be all oh-hot-date-my-hot-ass-are-you-straight-or-not?
Yeah. So, he'll probably think I'm a lesi with Ino. And I have nothing against lesbians, I mean, one of my best friends is a lesbian. I'm just not on their team. I'm Team HOLY-SHIT-LOOK-AT THOSE-ABS!
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10:13PM
And then I'll be all: I was gunna go on a date. Until your fucking sister effed it up.
And then I'll cry.
And then he'll be all: ew. Crying girl. I gotta jet.
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10:16PM
Damn.
I hate life.
Here he comes.
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10:17PM
"Hey, Sakura."
"Hi."
HOLY SHIT HE JUST GOT EATED! THIS MOVIE IS MESSED. UP.
"What happened to your hot date?"
Cue the glassy eyes.
Luckily the theater is dark, so my eyes only look sparkly and alluring to him. YES.
"Erm. Something came up."
"Something?"
Cue the goose-bumps and fidgeting legs and shaking hands.
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10:20PM
"Oh, did I say something? I'm sorry. I meant someone."
Cue the turned head and closed eyes and count-to-ten count-to-fucking-ten and red, orange, blue, purple, green.
YES. I learned in a book that saying colors in your head makes you not cry.
Try it.
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10:23PM
Ino is confused at why I'm talking to a boy. But she resumes making out with the random-stranger beside her and I go about my business as well.
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"You should be."
His eyes narrow and confusion is evident in his sparkling, smouldering eyes. YUM.
"What? Why should I be sorry?"
"Cause of your fucking sister. Now, go back to your little friends over there and let me whimper at these terrifying fish in peace."
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10:25PM
I seem to be saying Fuck a lot today.
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10:26PM
"My sister? What did Karin do?"
He almost sounds pissed. Like, I'm some bitch that's bullying his baby-sis. But no, IT'S THE OPPOSITE, BABY!
"Karin made out with him during lunch. Thank you very much. Okay, is that all? Cause this isn't fun anymore."
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10:32PM
He hasn't replied.
He's just been staring at me FOR THE PAST SIX MINUTES.
Go away, dude. GO AWAY.
"Karin's a slut. And she's liked Suigetsu for forever. She should be mad at you for taking him from her."
WHAT.
"If you're just gunna insult me and give me reasons to wanna kill you, could you go?"
"I'm not leaving, Sakura."
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10:35PM
"And why the hell not?"
"Because we're friends, aren't we?"
"Since when?"
"Whatever. But we are. And you agree with me. So, come on."
"What? Where are we going?"
"Somewhere not here. The movie's over, idiot."
"...bully."
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10:49PM
We kinda-sorta-maybe left Ino with that dude at the movie theater.
We're in some kind of coffee shop now.
"I gotta leave at like..." Glance at my watch. "Eleven thirty...ish."
"Bed time?"
"Club time."
"What? Aren't you like... fifteen?"
"Actually in a little over an hour, I'll be eighteen."
"Seriously?"
"Why would I lie?"
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11:11PM
I wish Sasuke would come clubbing with me. He makes me feel better than I've felt all day.
Lighter. Happier. Prettier. Even if my eyes are red and splotchy and my hair is a mess.
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11:23PM
"So, mind if I join you?"
"Join me?"
"Clubbing, I mean."
"Only if you bring friends."
"May I ask why?"
"That's the only way Ino-pig would approve."
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11:39PM
My phone rings.
Sasuke mocks my ringtone.
SUE ME. Everything by Michael Buble is THE GREATEST SONG EVER.
"What do you want, Ino-pig?"
"Where ARE you, bitch?"
"I'm with Sasuke."
YOU DESERTED ME AT THE THEATER!"
"Why didn't you call me before now, then?"
"I'm with this cutie named Naruto. I want his babies."
"Nice. Very smooth."
"Shut up. You want Sasuke's body. And I know it. So, are we still on for clubbing?"
"Duh. Sasuke wants in, too. He'll bring friends."
"I want your babies."
"What about Naruto?"
"Naruto can go suck it. I wanna make you wet."
"You're such a perv, Ino. Pick us up?"
"Which coffee shop?"
"Akatsuki. Which, by the way, is home to the hottest male workers IN THE WORLD."
"Aw. Sasuke jealous?"
"Possibly. But, he's on the phone too. He probably can't even hear me."
"Tell him to bring no girls along. Can I invite Tenten and Temari?"
"What about Hina?"
"She's still seventeen. I'm sorry, but I don't wanna deal with fake ID's."
"Fine. Come. Bye."
"WAIT! I call doing your make-up!"
"What about clothes?"
"We're making a stop at my place. DUH. Bye."
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11:45PM
"I can hear you, actually."
"Is that jealous I sense?"
"What do I have to be jealous of?"
"I think you know. But, Sasuke-kun, my dear, denial is not just a river in Egypt."
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11:53PM
"SASUKE-TEME!"
"Well, shit."
My laughter is loud. It draws blondie-no-name's attention.
"Hey babe, what's your name?" His flirtatious grin makes me wanna melt.
"Back off, dobe. What're you even doing here?"
"Ooh. Touchy. I get it. I'll keep my hands off Uchiha property, Teme. But, I'm with-!"
"FOREHEAD-GIRL!"
Being tackled to the ground in front of two hot men is not the most fun thing in the world.
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11:55PM
"Baby, I missed you so much." Ino is groping me. IN FRONT OF TWO HOT MEN.
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU, GOD?
Oh. AND the gorgeous waiting staff of Akatsuki! Like Deidara and Itachi (Sasu-cheeks brother, yum.) and Kisame and Sasori and HOLY SHIT IS THAT MY DADDY?
"Get off me, Pig!"
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11:56PM
"Fine. But, we can have some loving later, right?"
"No. You're such a loser."
And this is where I used my awesome super-strength to throw the whore from my body.
And SHIT. It is my Daddy.
And he's coming this way.
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11:57PM
"Sakura, dear. What're you doing out so late?"
OH MY FUCK.
"I-I... Ino just took me to a movie, Daddy, and now we're going back to her house to sleep."
"It's late, dear."
"It's not a school night, Daddy."
"Yeah, um. Mr. Sakura's father, sir! We're going to my house for a sleepover. Cause tomorrow is a teacher's conference day!"
I love you, Ino-piggy.
"What're these boys doing here?"
"They're..."
"I'm Karin's brother, Sir. And we were going to take them home. Nothing more, nothing less."
"Ah. That's good."
Sasuke is totally on my papa's good side. YES.
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11:59PM
Nothing more, nothing LESS?
WHAT?
Does that mean they're NOT bringing us to the club?
Cause HOLY SHIT. THAT WOULD SUUUUCK!
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12:00AM
"Well, I'm sorry for not trusting you, Sakura. Happy birthday, beautiful."
"Thanks Daddy. I'll see you in the morning."
I kissed him on the cheek and we hugged and now we're gone.
No more Akatsuki dates.
I'm glad my Daddy is the boss-man of the coffee shop, and not a worker CAUSE THAT WOULD'VE BLOWN.
I shouldn't have forgotten though.
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12:03PM
"Are you guys still gunna come clubbing?"
Ino finally spoke from the backseat, where Naruto, she told me his name earlier, and her are cuddling.
Sasuke, who's driving, nodded and I squealed.
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12:06PM
This seems to be the start of a fantastic birthday.
HELL TO THE YES!
