Sunday 20th November

(4:04am)

Wanna hear a joke? Sleep.

(4:05am)

I know I didn't get it either.

(4:06am)

Sleep seems to come so naturally to you... I guess you could say that you do it with your eyes closed.

(4:08am)

Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? It's ok he woke up.

(4:09am)

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

(9:42am)

Chat how? Also stop the puns.

(9:45am)

I can't just turn off the puns!

(9:46am)

ARGH!


(10:50am)

Heyo bro

(10:53am)

Hey bro :)

(10:57am)

How ya doing?

(10:58am)

If u make a cat pun... I swear...

(10:59am)
Well where did that cattitude come from?

(11:02am)

Bro... y do u do this to me?

(11:05am)

Puns are my lifeblood.

(11:09am)

No blood is ur lifeblood.

(11:12am)

My red blood cells fell in love but alas it was all in vein.

(11:13am)

What is with u and puns bro.

(11:15am)

It's my escape from the crushing pain that is life.

(11:17am)

Um, I know we just know each other online but are u ok?

(11:25am)

I'm feline fine :)

(11:30am)

I dont believe u.

(11:32am)

Seriously dude I'm fine.

(11:35am)

If u say so.

(11:38am)

In a completely unrelated note do u still want to meet up? We've been trying to organise meeting up for ages!

(11:40am)

Yeah!

(11:42am)

Woo! So when are u free?

(12:01pm)

February...

(12:03pm)

Ur kidding me!

(12:05pm)

I wish.

(12:06pm)

Dude cant u just blow something off and come meet me?

(12:08pm)

My dad would kill me if I did.

(12:11pm)

It took me weeks to convince him even to let me go to school. I doubt he's going to let me off anything :(

(12:13pm)

That sucks bro. Ur dad is way too hard on u.

(12:15pm)

It's fine I'm used to it.

(12:20pm)

:( Well why can't we meet up at school?

(12:23pm)

We probably don't even go to the same school...

(12:24pm)

Well we could just meet at a cafe during lunch hour

(12:30am)

Ok let's do that on monday

(12:32am)

Ok... I can't wait to see what my favourite bro irl :D

(12:35am)

See you monday :D

(12:40pm)

Dude are u leaving me?

(12:43pm)

Sorry bubble boy. I'm needed elsewhere.

(12:47pm)

I told you to stop calling me that!

(12:50pm)

aRE you tired of being chewed out?

(12:53pm)

What even...

(12:55pm)

CATch you later! I hope you have a gouda day.

(12:58pm)

STOP


(1:09pm)

WHAT IS HIS NAME!

(1:10pm)

Who's name?

(1:12pm)

CHAT NOIR!

(1:14pm)

Idk

(1:15pm)

FIND OUT HIS NAME OR I WILL.

(1:16pm)

How do u expect to do that Alya?

(1:19pm)

It's my old phone I know the number...

(1:23pm)

ALYA NO

(1:23pm)

ALYA YES


(1:30pm)

WHO THE HELL ARE U?

(9:09pm)

What?

(9:10pm)

WHO ARE U BOI...

(9:12pm)

Who is this and how did you get my number?

(9:13pm)

It's my old phone...

(9:15pm)

Wifi?

(9:16pm)

What about wifi? HOW IS IT EVEN RELEVENT CAT BOY

(9:17pm)

It's the name ladybug said about the person who used to own my phone...

(9:18pm)

I swear that girl... Yes it's 'wifi' I can't believe she still calls me that.

(9:20pm)

Why do you want to know my name?

(9:21pm)

LADYBUG IS MY BESTIE I HAVE TO MAKE SURE UR GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER...

(9:23pm)

I guess you two have a real... connection then ;)

(9:24pm)

What?

(9:25pm)

Don't worry wifi, I would never hurt bugaboo.

(9:27pm)

Bugaboo?

(9:30pm)

Ladybug.

(9:31pm)

U better not hurt her otherwise I will hurt u...

(9:32pm)

It would be HISSterical to watch you try

(9:35pm)

U don't deserve her...

(9:36pm)

Aw why not? Did my pawsome pun CATch you off guard?

(9:38pm)

Be glad that I dont know who u r...

(9:40pm)

Oh wifi and here I was thinking we had a real connection :( I guess my puns just don't get a great reception...

(9:42pm)

What are u talking about...

(9:43pm)

Youre wifi, I was making wifi puns...

(9:45pm)

Yep... ur lucky I dont know who u r...

(9:46pm)

That's very furtunate then...

(9:48pm)

ARGH!


(10:30pm)

Why does everyone hate puns?

(10:32pm)

Because puns are horrid

(10:33pm)

:(

(10:35pm)

Are u smart?

(10:37pm)

What do you need help with?

(10:39pm)

Maths... Idek what is going on. What is calculus...

(10:42pm)

It's the study of change.

(10:44pm)

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN CHAT? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

(10:46pm)

It's the rate in which something changes. For example velocity.

(10:50pm)

Just kill me it'll be better

(10:51pm)

I could never kill my bugaboo!

(10:53pm)

I HAVE HOMEWORK DUE TOMORROW THAT I DONT KNOW ANYTHING IN THE QUETIONS AND I HAVENT STARTED JUST KILL ME

(10:54pm)

Can I help you?

(10:56pm)

NO ULL JUST FILL IT WITH BAD PUNS!

(10:59pm)

Believe it or not m'lady but I actually take schoolwork seriously.

(11:01pm)

I don't believe u could take anything seriously Chat...

(11:03pm)

That hurts ladybug :(

(11:05pm)

Look I'm crying :'(

(11:07pm)

Nah ur fine. Ur not suffering calculus hw

(11:09pm)

That's because I did my homework early

(11:10pm)

LIAR

(11:11pm)

I swear ladybug I'm not lion.

(11:13pm)

OMFG CHAT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR UR PUNS I HAVE HW TO DO

(11:17pm)

Then why are you still texting me?

(11:19pm)

IDK I JUST AM GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

(11:22pm)

Never :)

(11:25pm)

THEN DONT COMPLAIN.

(11:27pm)

I'd never complain when talking to you. You brie-ten up my life :)

(11:30pm)

I DONT HAVE TIME FOR CHEESE PUNS TELL UR CAT THEM

(11:33pm)

Trust me, he's heard them all.

(11:34pm)

OK OK I NEED TO LEARN THIS AND DO THIS

(11:36pm)

Don't die.

(11:39pm)

IT'S SCHOOL THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN

(11:41pm)

Then don't stay dead

(11:42pm)

One more miracle, please for me Ladybug.

(11:43pm)

Don't

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Be

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Dead

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:(

(11:50pm)

STOP MESSAGING ME LET ME DIE IN PEACE!

(11:51pm)

RIP bugaboo :(