Sunday 20th November
(4:04am)
Wanna hear a joke? Sleep.
(4:05am)
I know I didn't get it either.
(4:06am)
Sleep seems to come so naturally to you... I guess you could say that you do it with your eyes closed.
(4:08am)
Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? It's ok he woke up.
(4:09am)
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
(9:42am)
Chat how? Also stop the puns.
(9:45am)
I can't just turn off the puns!
(9:46am)
ARGH!
(10:50am)
Heyo bro
(10:53am)
Hey bro :)
(10:57am)
How ya doing?
(10:58am)
If u make a cat pun... I swear...
(10:59am)
Well where did that cattitude come from?
(11:02am)
Bro... y do u do this to me?
(11:05am)
Puns are my lifeblood.
(11:09am)
No blood is ur lifeblood.
(11:12am)
My red blood cells fell in love but alas it was all in vein.
(11:13am)
What is with u and puns bro.
(11:15am)
It's my escape from the crushing pain that is life.
(11:17am)
Um, I know we just know each other online but are u ok?
(11:25am)
I'm feline fine :)
(11:30am)
I dont believe u.
(11:32am)
Seriously dude I'm fine.
(11:35am)
If u say so.
(11:38am)
In a completely unrelated note do u still want to meet up? We've been trying to organise meeting up for ages!
(11:40am)
Yeah!
(11:42am)
Woo! So when are u free?
(12:01pm)
February...
(12:03pm)
Ur kidding me!
(12:05pm)
I wish.
(12:06pm)
Dude cant u just blow something off and come meet me?
(12:08pm)
My dad would kill me if I did.
(12:11pm)
It took me weeks to convince him even to let me go to school. I doubt he's going to let me off anything :(
(12:13pm)
That sucks bro. Ur dad is way too hard on u.
(12:15pm)
It's fine I'm used to it.
(12:20pm)
:( Well why can't we meet up at school?
(12:23pm)
We probably don't even go to the same school...
(12:24pm)
Well we could just meet at a cafe during lunch hour
(12:30am)
Ok let's do that on monday
(12:32am)
Ok... I can't wait to see what my favourite bro irl :D
(12:35am)
See you monday :D
(12:40pm)
Dude are u leaving me?
(12:43pm)
Sorry bubble boy. I'm needed elsewhere.
(12:47pm)
I told you to stop calling me that!
(12:50pm)
aRE you tired of being chewed out?
(12:53pm)
What even...
(12:55pm)
CATch you later! I hope you have a gouda day.
(12:58pm)
STOP
(1:09pm)
WHAT IS HIS NAME!
(1:10pm)
Who's name?
(1:12pm)
CHAT NOIR!
(1:14pm)
Idk
(1:15pm)
FIND OUT HIS NAME OR I WILL.
(1:16pm)
How do u expect to do that Alya?
(1:19pm)
It's my old phone I know the number...
(1:23pm)
ALYA NO
(1:23pm)
ALYA YES
(1:30pm)
WHO THE HELL ARE U?
(9:09pm)
What?
(9:10pm)
WHO ARE U BOI...
(9:12pm)
Who is this and how did you get my number?
(9:13pm)
It's my old phone...
(9:15pm)
Wifi?
(9:16pm)
What about wifi? HOW IS IT EVEN RELEVENT CAT BOY
(9:17pm)
It's the name ladybug said about the person who used to own my phone...
(9:18pm)
I swear that girl... Yes it's 'wifi' I can't believe she still calls me that.
(9:20pm)
Why do you want to know my name?
(9:21pm)
LADYBUG IS MY BESTIE I HAVE TO MAKE SURE UR GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER...
(9:23pm)
I guess you two have a real... connection then ;)
(9:24pm)
What?
(9:25pm)
Don't worry wifi, I would never hurt bugaboo.
(9:27pm)
Bugaboo?
(9:30pm)
Ladybug.
(9:31pm)
U better not hurt her otherwise I will hurt u...
(9:32pm)
It would be HISSterical to watch you try
(9:35pm)
U don't deserve her...
(9:36pm)
Aw why not? Did my pawsome pun CATch you off guard?
(9:38pm)
Be glad that I dont know who u r...
(9:40pm)
Oh wifi and here I was thinking we had a real connection :( I guess my puns just don't get a great reception...
(9:42pm)
What are u talking about...
(9:43pm)
Youre wifi, I was making wifi puns...
(9:45pm)
Yep... ur lucky I dont know who u r...
(9:46pm)
That's very furtunate then...
(9:48pm)
ARGH!
(10:30pm)
Why does everyone hate puns?
(10:32pm)
Because puns are horrid
(10:33pm)
:(
(10:35pm)
Are u smart?
(10:37pm)
What do you need help with?
(10:39pm)
Maths... Idek what is going on. What is calculus...
(10:42pm)
It's the study of change.
(10:44pm)
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN CHAT? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
(10:46pm)
It's the rate in which something changes. For example velocity.
(10:50pm)
Just kill me it'll be better
(10:51pm)
I could never kill my bugaboo!
(10:53pm)
I HAVE HOMEWORK DUE TOMORROW THAT I DONT KNOW ANYTHING IN THE QUETIONS AND I HAVENT STARTED JUST KILL ME
(10:54pm)
Can I help you?
(10:56pm)
NO ULL JUST FILL IT WITH BAD PUNS!
(10:59pm)
Believe it or not m'lady but I actually take schoolwork seriously.
(11:01pm)
I don't believe u could take anything seriously Chat...
(11:03pm)
That hurts ladybug :(
(11:05pm)
Look I'm crying :'(
(11:07pm)
Nah ur fine. Ur not suffering calculus hw
(11:09pm)
That's because I did my homework early
(11:10pm)
LIAR
(11:11pm)
I swear ladybug I'm not lion.
(11:13pm)
OMFG CHAT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR UR PUNS I HAVE HW TO DO
(11:17pm)
Then why are you still texting me?
(11:19pm)
IDK I JUST AM GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
(11:22pm)
Never :)
(11:25pm)
THEN DONT COMPLAIN.
(11:27pm)
I'd never complain when talking to you. You brie-ten up my life :)
(11:30pm)
I DONT HAVE TIME FOR CHEESE PUNS TELL UR CAT THEM
(11:33pm)
Trust me, he's heard them all.
(11:34pm)
OK OK I NEED TO LEARN THIS AND DO THIS
(11:36pm)
Don't die.
(11:39pm)
IT'S SCHOOL THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN
(11:41pm)
Then don't stay dead
(11:42pm)
One more miracle, please for me Ladybug.
(11:43pm)
Don't
(11:43pm)
Be
(11:43pm)
Dead
(11:43pm)
:(
(11:50pm)
STOP MESSAGING ME LET ME DIE IN PEACE!
(11:51pm)
RIP bugaboo :(
