Chapter 3

A/N: Hi! New bunch of rules, concerning naughty Dick and Young Justice. xD. Remember to R&R(what does that even stand for, anyways?)

31. Young Justice is NOT an idea made up because we want to get rid of our sidekicks. It's to do GOOD in the world.

MOST IMPORTANT RULE EVER!: NEVER scribble, burn, paint, tear, or do ANYTHING to make this book impossible to read!

Tim stared at Dick. "What did you do?"

Dick mumbled something. Jason ran at him and yelled "WHAT THE **** DID YOU ******* DO?"(A/N: I am filtering out the cussing, as you can probably see.)

"I might have scribbled all over the book, painted the scribbles neon pink, teared off some pages, then burned the book because I thought that 31 was a fake" Dick rushed out to his brothers, whose eyes grew big, before fainting.

-10 minutes later-

32. No letting Young Justice into the Batcave without MY express permission. EVER.

Dick grinned. Wally had figured out all of the passwords within 10 minutes, Connor had found(and destroyed) all of Batman's plans for getting rid of Superman. He wasn't happy about that at ALL. Artemis used pictures of Batman as targets. Megan painted the room… NEON PINK. Kaldur had used the computers to find out everything he could about different kinds of fish that he might not know about.

Tim looked at him. "I don't even want to know, do I?" Jason nodded. "Not even one bit."

"Nope!" was Dick's enthuisiastic reply.

33. Don't go to Wally's house and MUCH more importantly, if you do go to Wally's house, NEVER come back then sing a song making me have to walk around the Batcave if I put my elbows on the table! OR a song that makes me have sing a song to shut your mouth up!

… There was a silence as Tim and Jason stole a glance at Dick, then turned away, making sure their elbows weren't on the table.

34. Don't tell Young Justice that I rape you. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE!

Tim had a question, "What did they do to him?"

"Let's just say he was in Leslie's clinic for a bit of time."

34.5 Don't spread false rumors to ANYONE about me abusing you in any way! ESPECIALLY YOUNG JUSTICE!

"That one is fitting." Jason pointed out.

35. Do NOT flirt with people in Young Justice. ESPECIALLY NOT THE BOYS!

"Were you- "Tim started

"Flirting with- "Jason picked off.

"Both boys and girls in Young Justice?" They finished together.

Dick shrugged. "I was drugged at the time. I think I might have been flirting with Bruce, but it was April Fool's Day so he didn't pay attention to that. Then Kaldur reported on me…"

36. Keep Wally away from my secret stash of coffee.

36.5. Keep Wally away from my secret stash of soda too!

36.75. Keep Wally away from all of my secret stashes!

"Did you know Batman has a secret stash of cookies and milk? And Catwoman pictures?"

Jason and Tim both gasped "BRUCE STARES AT PICUTRES OF HER?!"

Dick nodded. "He does."

"This is worse than I thought." Tim mused.

A/N: Hiya folks! I know, only 7 rules, but there were two .5s, and one .75, so more like 10, and it also has the most important rule! And I'm too lazy to write more. :D