Last chapter=HAPPY CHAPTER! Enjoy :)
'What the hell happened to you?'
Blaine winced as he walked into Warblers half an hour late. So much for just slipping in unnoticed. Then again, when you're covered in red slush and blood, it's kind of hard to do that.
'Holy hell.' Someone murmured as he dripped onto thousand dollar carpet.
Wes banged his gavel. 'Guys, do some individual practice. David, come help me clean him up.'
The boys each grabbed an arm and led him to the nearest bathroom.
'What are you covered in?'
Blaine shrugged. 'Red slushie. Blood. Sweat. You know. Stuff.'
The boys exchanged a look. 'You went after Kurt, didn't you?'
The junior just closed his eyes.
Wes sighed, grabbing a wet cloth. 'Now, how the hell do I get all this gooey shit out of your hair?'
'Allow me.'
The 3 boys whirled to find a diva!bitch!Kurt standing with his hands on his hips. 'I've had plenty of practice.'
Wes and David rolled their eyes at each other and cleared out. Blaine averted his eyes and turned on the tap, squirting soap into his palm.
'Don't. It'll make it worse.'
'How would you know?' Blaine snapped, wincing as his jaw ached.
'It's been a long standing tradition to be slushied if you're in Glee club or don't fit in.' Kurt stepped into the bathroom and dampened a cloth, wiping Blaine's bruised face clean.
'Why were you at McKinley?'
Blaine bit back a cruel retort. He was sick of this fighting. 'I-I'm not sure. I wanted to see you. I think I wanted you to come back but you were right. You belong with them.'
'I belong with you too.' Kurt pulled Blaine's face to meet his. 'I hate fighting with you. And I hate being away from you. But, as much as it hurt,' His bottom lip started to tremble, 'I had to go back.'
Blaine straightened and stared at Kurt. 'I know. You were right. I was just too afraid of losing you.'
The diva sighed and wrung out the cloth. 'So what do we do? We're stuck in different towns, at different schools and we'll never see each other.'
Blaine stared at Kurt as the boy riffled through a mini First Aid kit. An idea popped into his head and out of his mouth faster than he could say Redvines.
'I could go to McKinley with you.' God, where had his brain-to-mouth filter gone?
Kurt froze. 'Um, what?'
'You were right. Dalton doesn't teach us for the real world. It protects us but someday, we all have to leave. I want to learn how to deal with assholes like that Ned dude who gave me a slushie and why not do that with you. I ran Kurt. I didn't deal with it. But you, you are dealing with it. We could deal with it together. We could help each other. Two is better than one.'
'You're serious?'
'Absolutely. I might be able to rent an apartment...Or I could stay with my aunt and my sister! How did I not see that before! They live in Lima.'
Kurt frowned. 'Why does your sister live with your aunt?'
'Oh, my sister is a lesbian and my parents sent her away when they caught her making out with her first girlfriend. I'd already come out, so they just sent me to boarding school. They said it was for my education, but I know it's because they wanted to separate us. They hoped that if Lexie went to our strict aunt she'd be turned straight, and me, well this school was were my Dad went to and it's been a tradition for a while so everyone would ask questions if I went to co-ed school.'
The junior looked amused. 'Your sister is a lesbian. I didn't see that coming. Why did they want to separate you though?'
Blaine sighed. 'Long story, and someday I'll tell you. Short version is they thought that we'd influence each other to be gay. But what do you think?'
'So...you're going to move to Lima, and come to McKinley High, just to learn how to deal with bullies and the outside world. Is that right?'
The older boy shook his head. 'That's the excuse I'll give the adults, the teachers and everyone else. The real reason however, is you. I'm not losing you. You're the best friend I've ever had. I mean, don't get me wrong, Wes and David are great friends, but even they have limits when it comes to me doing typical gay things like reading Vogue and watching musicals. You however, are as gay as it gets.'
Kurt laughed. 'Oh I know baby.' He gave a feminine shake of his hips before realising they were chatting normally again. He gave a shy smile, which Blaine eagerly returned.
'So...friends again?'
Blaine reached up and cupped Kurt's cheek with his hand. 'Absolutely.'
'Kiss! Kiss! Do it now! Kiss!'
Blaine looked over to see Wes and David eavesdropping from the doorway. 'What, did your stack of porn run out? Go anyway.' He teased, smiling up at Kurt as he played doctor on his face.
'Whatever Blaine. We know you two are waiting to hook up. Besides, we're straight.'
Wes stuck his gavel through the gap the two boys were peering through. 'Oh, and don't transfer until after Regionals. You are our lead soloist after all.'
Kurt sighed. 'So, 2 weeks until you're all mine.'
'Yup. 2 weeks.
2 weeks later
Kurt smiled and he walked through McKinley's doors, Blaine on one side of him, his little sister on the other.
'Welcome back lady boy!'
The football team stood with their red slushie in front of the 3 homos. Kurt looked at the Andersons and dramatically sighed. 'Hello Karofsky. How are you today?'
'You don't get to talk to him!'
'Easy dude. Hang on, don't I know you?' Ned stepped forward, a frown on his face.
Blaine gave an easy smile. 'We never actually met. Blaine Anderson.'
'Ned Kelly.' He shook hands before realising he was supposed to slushie him in a minute.
'Ooh, those slushies looked like blood. Vampire football team, eh?' Lexie mocked, fists gently clenched in an "I will kick your ass" pose.
'Wait, you look like that dude. That's confusing...'
'Shut up Ned, they're probably brother and sister. Now, let's get down to business.' Karofsky stepped forward, slushie angled towards them. 'It's time to introduce the new kids to the power of the football team.'
'Oh boy, I'm scared. They're going to throw a slushie in my face. Wow.' Lexie remarked sarcastically. 'I say we show 'em up, hey lil brother?'
Blaine smirked, knowing full well that despite being older, that didn't mean you were taller.
'What are you talking about? Shut your trap and prepare to be slushied!'
'Oh hell to the no Azimio!'
The football team whirled as the New Directions marched up to them, slushies in hand.
'Thanks Puck.' Kurt murmured as the thief handed him a hose and a slushie. 'It's time to show this football team whose boss.'
Just as the glee club joined Kurt and the Andersons, having just slushied the football team, Kurt nodded to Puck, who flicked the switch on the slushie machine.
'Blaine, Lexie, everyone grab the hose or a new slushie. Hey boys!' The football team whirled. 'I hope you like coke slushies.'
Kurt twisted the end of the nozzle and let loose a giant stream of brown goo. He could hear Mercedes' laughter over everyone else as the football yelled at the oncoming barrage of slush. Azimio slipped and fell face first into the ground, looking up with goo dripping from his face. Karofsky actually looked bitterly amused by the turn of events.
As the slushie changed from brown to blue, Kurt looked over at Blaine and smiled. 'Welcome to the real world Blaine.'
The older boy stopped laughing and turned to look at Kurt. 'I love you.' He murmured, kissing the boy in front of everyone. Kurt forgot about the hose and kissed back, the sound of Mercedes' giggling fading into the background as he was caught up in the moment.
When they broke apart, Kurt stared into Blaine's eyes and smiled. Yep. This is the real world.
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