Headexploady- Its chapter 3 time. I have to be honest with you. I'm just winging it…and its 4 in the morning…I tend to be pretty stupid when I'm tired…well lets see how it turns out. By the way, I do not own JTHM. (FUCK! I JUST SPILLED FRESCA ALL OVER ME!)

---

Squee was washing his hands staring into the sink. He dared not to look at the broken mirror above him. When he turned the warm water off he shook his hands and wiped them dry on his shirt. He picked Shmee off the ground and began to walk out.

However on his way out of the bathroom, he caught a glimpse at the bathtub behind him. Squee slowly walked over to the tub. It was (from what he could tell) a lime green tub with a blue shower curtain with little fishys on it.

Squee squeezed tight Shmee as tight as he could and walked over to the tub. He was afraid to see what was inside, but then again he felt as though he had to look it.

Squee took a deep breath, knowing there was a body behind it and ripped open the curtains.

Nothing.

Squee chuckled to himself as he realized what laid before him. It was just a normal clean bathtub (maybe a crack here and there) with shampoo and body wash. The shampoo was the same kind Squee used, Strawberries and cream.

Squee put his and to his chest and began to laugh at his fear ness. He turned around and screamed.

"KID!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!"

There stood before him was a man about the age of 26. He was kind of short with long blond hair. He was wearing a Nine Inch Nails shirt.

Squee stared at him, jaw dropped. He noticed the man had his hands tied behind his back and what looked like broken rope at the bottom of his feet. His face was bloody.

"KID PLEASE!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE AND LET MY WIFE KNOW I'M OK!!!"

Squee was to freighted to speak. He wondered why his face was bloody. All Squee could mouth out was "Why is your face so bloody mister?"

"THAT SKINNY SHIT RIPPED MY PEIRCINGS OFF!!! I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!"

Squee looked as though he was about to cry. He hugged Shmee as tight as he could, afraid of the man. The man ripped the bear out of the kids hands and through it.

Squee whimpered.

The man screamed at him again. "ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN DOLL!!! YOU LOUSY LITTLE SHIT!!! NOW TELL ME THE WAY OUT"

CLUNK

Suddenly the man fell face first to the ground, bleeding out of the back of his head. Stood above him was a dark figure with a lead pipe. The figure picked up the guy from the back of his shirt. Johnny spoke.

"My my, I see you've almost found a way out. Also, I thought you said that you were sorry about touching things that weren't yours. I don't see your name on that bear, do you?"

"Let…let me go…you…fuck…"

Johnny rose the pipe.

"Oh, I'll let you go alright. BUT NOT WITHOUT A BANG!"

Squee stood up from corner he was hiding in. "NO! DON'T!"

Johnny paused, still holding the man and the pipe up in the air.

Squee ran over to Johnny and wrapped his arms around him and began tearing. "Please..sniff don't hurt him…"

Johnny stood…dumbfounded. Normally he would of pushed someone hugging him off, but Squee made Johnny feel…innocent.

Johnny dropped the pipe and the man and just stood there…not hugging back. The man took this opportunity and began to crawl out of the bathroom leaving a trail of blood behind him. Johnny had no idea what to do. "Ok, Squee." he mumbled.

Squee let go of the grip he had onto the killer.

Johnny looked down at him and did a half smile half frown.

After a moment of awkward silence Johnny broke out. "Lets go upstairs and eat, shall we?"

Johnny put his arm around Squee. Not fully around, but his hand on his back.

Squee looked down at his feet, hugging Shmee as tight as he could, and the two began walking.

The started to walk upstairs when they cam across a dead body. Squee gasped at the sight and grabbed Johnny. "Don't worry Squee." he said gently pushing him off. "Heh, looks like he bled to death trying to get out of here. Pretty funny, huh?"

Squee yet again, failed to see the humor.

Johnny picked the body up by the foot and turned around. The walls were to close together for Johnny to turn around with the body and not be in Squee's way. "Um…" he said. "Squee just kind of step on his stomach there and I'll meet you upstairs. I have to take care of this guy."

Squee back up against the wall, putting his fingers in his mouth and shivering. After a few seconds, Squee bravely tried to step over the body, but ended up tripping and falling on it.

Once Squee realized he was on the bloody body he stood up and screamed. "SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

He had blood all over his shirt and the side of his head and hands. He ran up the stairs as fast as he could.

Johnny stood there a moment wide eyed, again not knowing how to respond in such a situation. After that hesitation, he picked up the foot and dragged it to one of the three rooms.

When Johnny had arrived back upstairs, he spotted Squee in the kitchen washing himself off in the sink.

Johnny kind gave him a holler. "Be careful of sharp objects in there."

As soon as Johnny spoke those words he had realized something. He would actually care if a human being other than himself had gotten hurt.

Johnny stared at Squee a moment…then shook his head. He gave himself a chuckle and began to walk in the middle of the living room. He noticed Shmee on the couch…staring at him. Johnny looked at the teddy bear…after a few moments…Johnny shook his head again. This time however, when he shook his head…he seemed a little bit worried…

---

Headexploady- Not to bad for 4 in the morning and just improvising. It's what I am magically delicious at! Well I got so many ideas for the next chapters, its gonna blow your mind. And if you think I mean giving your mind head, then yes. That is exactly what I mean. I'm gonna give you a brain orgasm, just you wait. Alright until next time. See ya!