A/N: Hi everyone. So I'm tweaking up the story a bit because it was getting really boring and its so cliché that I think I might just barf on it. I wanted to try something completely different as I couldn't find it in me to continue the old one but don't worry It's still the same but it has a little twist to it. Please read the summery though it doesn't really give away my plan but at least you'll know what to expect.
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Oh how I LOVE shopping. Note the sarcasm. Now if some random person comes up to me and says that they have been run over by a truck I would totally be able to say I know how you feel because that's exactly how much pain I'm feeling right now. I can't even remember how long we've been shopping but something about the hideous aching in my legs tells me it's been long. Really long.
I swear to god if Alice so much as mentions the word shopping ever again I WILL punch her. I mean I really love and all but if she takes me shopping again I might just end up killing her.
Rose had conveniently made plans with Emmet so that she wouldn't have to suffer shopping with Alice so it was just me and Alice and of course the ridiculously large pile of shopping bags which were all mine.
I never had much money but Alice wouldn't let me pay for anything and albeit all of my protests she kept buying me stuff without so much as glancing at the price tags.
I mean I knew she was rich and all but who knew she was that rich? She bought me things from channel of all places. Channel! I've never been able to afford anything in there!
Alice started waving her hand in front of my face. "Yoo-hoo Bells? Why'd you zone out on me? Anyway which color stiletto you want?"
I sighed. "Alice why in the world would I even buy stilettos anyway? I barely manage to stay upright in flats."
"Bella, Bella, Bella If you want to get this guys attention you have to overcome that little default of yours"
Oh crap now that she mentioned my little default I suddenly remembered that I had a meeting to go to, though I'm sure Alice wasn't talking of that when she mentioned my little default. She didn't even know about it. I couldn't find it in myself to tell her. Nobody knew about that except Charlie of course because then they'd be all sympathetic. But I don't need sympathy. I can manage quite well without it.
"Well Alice if you really must, and I'm sure you'll force me in to them anyway no matter what I have to say about it, you can buy it in blue but don't give me grief if I end up killing poor innocent bystanders."
She looked at me warily and muttered something which sounded like party pooper but she bought them anyway like I knew she would. Most of the things would probably rot in my closet until Alice forced me into them but if made her happy then whatever.
"Listen Alice I really have to go somewhere…" I flinched under the death glare she gave me.
"Oh no you don't. You Isabella Marie Swan are going to be here until I say were done and I say that we've just gotten started."
"Alice how long have we been shopping?"
"Um a little over six hours". She said innocently
"What time is it?"
"seven." Crap that meant I only had an hour to get ready.
"Alice I really do have to go somewhere."
"How do I know you're not lying to me?" she said suspiciously.
"Look you can just ask Charlie. He'll conform it."
"Fine." Wow she was actually letting me go? I was really happy to be finally free until she added "But just remember that I'm not finished with you."
Stupid Little Pixie.
But at least I was free. For now that is.
Alice drove like a complete maniac and we were in front of my house in five minutes flat even though the mall's half an hour away. She would give me a nervous breakdown one of these days with the way she drove.
"Hey dad." I said walking in the front door with Alice right behind me. I guess she wasn't going to give up without a fight.
Charlie walked in from the living room smiling.
"Hiya Bells back so soon? I thought you wouldn't be back for at least another hour."
I rolled my eyes at him. Oh sure he could make fun of me now but if he ever had the misfortune to be stuck in a mall with Alice he wouldn't be joking about this.
"I had to go somewhere." He looked confused for a moment but then comprehension dawned on his face immediately followed by grief.
"Oh yeah that's right so why don't you go get ready? You don't have to make dinner, I'll order pizza."
I heard a sigh from Alice now that she knew I wasn't lying. Yes! Sweet victory.
"So I guess I'll see you tomorrow then Bella." She started walking towards the door and then turned around. She had a wicked grin on her face.
Oh god this could not be good.
"Oh I'll come over with Rose a little early to dress you up for school."
"Fine." I knew I couldn't win. She always got what she wanted. Evil little pixie.
I quickly went upstairs to get ready. With the way I drove I would barely just make it in time. Urgh. I hate being a slow driver.
A/N: Can anyone guess what Bella's up to? Review or PM me your guess.
