Episode: Steaking

July 15, 1976

Is it so hard to hire good help? I asked Eric for a pop and he brings me Piggly-wiggly diet cream soda God! Michael's friends are so incompetent, I can't wait until he gets new ones. Anyways, that isn't important, what is important is PRESIDENT FORD CAME TO POINT PLACE!!! He wouldn't have even bothered to come if it hadn't been for my daddy!

My daddy is so powerful and so important he totally organized president Ford's campaign and that's the reason hr came to Point Place. There's no doubt the Burkhart's are the best family in Point Place. Not only am I rich, popular and beautiful, but the President is friend's with daddy! We're like Point Place royalty!

Well the president made a speech and during the Q&A part, this skinny guy totally streaked! Who would have thought that in our little town someone would do that. I thought it was so cool, I mean, someone streaked in front of the president. Then I saw that daddy was mad and I knew what that meant. He would come home and yell and drink like always. And of course that's what he's doing now, yelling at my mother who is also drunk. God why can't I have a norma life. Don't get me wrong, I love my life, it's perfect, but sometimes I wish my parents were different...

Oh, and the streaker turned out to be ERIC!! I'll never admit it to anyone, but that was so cool of him.

Jackie + Michael 4ever