Uguisumode: Since last chapter took me way too long just for the bolding the names of characters, I am not doing that anymore! So hahahaha!

Mokona and Tamaki: Weirdo.

Hyuufai: HAHAHA! You are defiantly weird! Even in real life were you BURST MY EARDRUMS EVERY SINGLE DAY!

Uguisumode: Whatev. Anyways, Zashiki! Tamaki! Get over here and do the disclaimer!!

Tamaki: STOP YELLING!

Tamaki and Zashiki: IF pigs can fly, we would own xxxHOLiC but we don't and that will never happen

*Gir from Invader Zim and a pig came up and flying*

Ame-Warashi: *shoot at the flying objects and they fell for their deaths* THERE! THEY ARE DEAD!!!

Uguisumode: NO! NOT GIR!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


*1 hour later*

Uguisumode: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tamaki: *holding a bat* get on with it MASTER!!!!!

Uguisumode: Alright fine then. *whispering to himself* Geez, can't I have any type of fun here? Apparently not…..


Hyuufai: Ello people! We just got more dares and some truths!

Uguisumode: Finally some truths! If there weren't any, then I would just stole their diaries and journals like the one I have right now! Here you go Watanuki!

Watanuki: You stole MY DAIRY?!?!

Doumeki: You keep a diary?

Watanuki:*blushing* sh-shut up!

Hyuufai: *sniffs the air* aww! Kawaii! Douwata!!!

Kohane: Can we get this over with? As much as I like to stay here, I am getting bored.

Uguisumode: Oh! Just wait till next chapter why don't you?

Hyuufai: Here it is!

Yuuko
Truth- What is Clow to you (don't just say something like "a four-eyed demon")
Dare- Go on a date with Fei Wang
Kimihiro
Truth- Have you ever noticed how you and Kazahaya from the Green Drug store are similar?
Dare-Cross play as Sakura (from CCS) complete with a frilly dress (the one you see in opening 1 of the anime) and the staff
Mokona
Truth- Do you and Soel (white mokona) have many secret conversations? If so, what about?
Dare- Using one of the 108 secret skills (if you have them), rob a jewelry store and get the most precious piece of jewelry in there
-Demon Fox

Uguisumode: Wow! Now that is something all right.

Hyuufai: Thank you Demon fox! Just for that you get*dramatic pause* 3K's WORTH OF COOKIES!!!!!

Uguisumode: Where did you get the cookies???

Hyuufai: *stammering* Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh the internet???

Uguisumode: *suspiciously raisng his eyebrows* Hmm, ok then…. I think

Hyuufai: YUKO! DO IT!

Yuko: Hmm, to me, Clow is a friend of mine.

Tamaki: *pulls out the lie detector from Uguisumode many rooms* Lie detector says it is the truth!

Uguisumode: Thanks Tamaki, but where did you get the lie detector and which room is it?

Tamaki: In the room of explosives. Uh, why do you ask?

Uguisumode:*fetal position* ………..never mind then. HYUUFAI!

Hyuufai: Yuko! Your date is here!

Yuko: Who is he?

Tamaki: Here!

*smoke comes around the cottage and Fai Reed came. Then a staring contest was made between them*

Hyuufai and Uguisumode: have fun you 2!

*an hour later*

*Yuko came back with anger in her eyes*

Hyuufai: How was the date?

Yuko: Horrible! We didn't get anything and we just stare at each other!

Uguisumode: yeah…..We don't care. NEXT!

Yuko:*glower at Uguisumode* WATANUKI! MY SAKE!!!!!

Uguisumode:*whispering to Hyuufai* just wait till next chapter then.

Hyuufai: YAY! Watanuki's turn!

Watanuki:*read truth* Me and Kazahaya similar? *thinking about it*

Hyuufai:*acting like tomoyo-chan from CCS* Hmm, Kazahaya and Rikuo, you and Doumeki. All male, deep connection!

Uguisumode: You're scaring me Hyuufai!

Watanuki:*finally gets it and his mouth wide open* WE ARE NOT SIMILAR!!!!!!!

Tamaki: LIE DETECTOR SAYS IT IS A LIE! YOU DO NOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIE?!?!

Hyuufai: YAY! IT IS DUOWATA!

Uguisumode: What the duck is with you and douwata????

Hyuufai:*Glares* I AM A FANGIRL! YOU DUM DUM IDIOT BUFFON!!!!!

Uguisumode: Ouch! You don't need to get personal!!!!

Himawari: Oh Watanuki! Your dare.

*tick-tock, tick-tock*

Watanuki: I am done!

Doumeki: Watanuki very kawaii indeed.

Zashiki-Warashi: Watanuki disappeared…*starts to cry*

Little bald dudes: WATANUKI! YOU MADE HER CRY AGAIN! HERE'S YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!
Watanuki: AHHHH!*starts running around in circles*

Tamaki: I am getting very dizzy!

Uguisumode, Mokona, Hyuufai and Himawari: Me too!

Zashiki-Warashi: Oh! There he is!

Little bald dudes: Is that why you were crying?

Zashiki-warashi: Ummm Yeah! You can leave now!

Ame-Warashi: Baka……..

Watanuki: Who said Kawwai to me?

Doumeki: On to Mokona.

Watanuki: WHO said it???

Mokona: Yes I have talked to Seol a lot. We usually talk about Kurogane and Fai, Doumeki and Watanuki, food yum food and sake! And Seol nearly got her first drink in the Country of Infinity I think!

Tamaki:*checking the lie detector* Lie detector says it is true!

Uguisumode: *gasps* WATANUKI IS A LIER!!!!

Watanuki:…………..

Mokona: Stealing pretty Jewelry is possible to Mokona! Be right back!

*After 3 seconds after he left*

Mokona: Mokona is back! *Holds the world's biggest diamonds and emeralds in both his hands and ears*

Hyuufai: What technique did you use?

Mokona: That is a secret!

*sirens blared outside of the cottage*

Police #1: STOP RIGHT THERE KIMIHIRO WATANUKI! WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!

Uguisumode and Hyuufai: Is that your technique Mokona?

Mokona: Yes! That is one of my 108 secret techniques!!

*The front door was smashed down*

Sumire: FREEZE! NOBODY MOVES!

Watanuki: What is going on???

EvaMimi: You're coming with us! Kimihiro Watanuki!

Tamaki: Hey Sumire! Hi Mimi! How's life treating you?

Sumire: Good.

Mimi: Just aching! Too bad Nyami didn't come. This is pretty neat if you ask me.

Tamaki: I see.

Watanuki: WAIT!

Sumire and Mimi: WHAT!!!!!

Watanuki: Can I say something first?

Sumire: Fine! But hurry up!

Watanuki: Ok then. *clears his throat* NO ONE ANSWERED MY QUESTION! WHO SAID I WAS SUPER CUTE IN JAPANESE?!?!?!?!

Uguisumode: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Now, good luck in prison!

Watauki: CURSE YOU MOKONA!


Yuko: Now, who's going to work for me when Watanuki is away?

Hyuufai: Me and Uguisumode that's who!

Uguisumode: Such a fun day isn't it?

Hyuufai: You said it! Now, tell me. What are you playing?

Uguisumode: Pokémon Platinum that's what!

Hyuufai: Why?

Tamaki: CAUSE HE CAN AND ITS FREE!

Uguisumode:YEAH! CAUSE I CAN AND ITS FREE! Thanks Tamaki!

Tamaki: You owe me! OK???

Uguisumode: Sure!

Watanuki: I'M BACK! AND FIRST I'M GOING TO ROAST THAT STUPID MOKONA!

Mokona: MOKONA IS NOT STUPID!

Hyuufai: HEY! LEAVE HIM ALONE! *throws Watanuki to the basement where there is pedobears, poedophiles, hungry cannibals, and mad spirits lurk there*

Watanuki: HELP ME!!!

Hyuufai: Next chapter!

Uguisumode:THANK YOU TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO GIVE FUNNY TRUTHS AND DARE! PLEASE R&R AND MAKES SURE TO DARE EVERYONE INCLUDING TAMAKI!

Tamaki: Yeah! What am I? Chopped liver? I work here too!

Hyuufai: I think this getting a bit too much. GREASE MONKEY! WORK SOME MORE!!!! AND TAMAKI! BRING ME AND YUKO SOME SAKE AND ODEN FROM THE FOXES!

Uguisumode: Will do!

Tamaki: yeah yeah whatever.

END OF CHAPTER 3!