Uguisumode: Since last chapter took me way too long just for the bolding the names of characters, I am not doing that anymore! So hahahaha!
Mokona and Tamaki: Weirdo.
Hyuufai: HAHAHA! You are defiantly weird! Even in real life were you BURST MY EARDRUMS EVERY SINGLE DAY!
Uguisumode: Whatev. Anyways, Zashiki! Tamaki! Get over here and do the disclaimer!!
Tamaki: STOP YELLING!
Tamaki and Zashiki: IF pigs can fly, we would own xxxHOLiC but we don't and that will never happen
*Gir from Invader Zim and a pig came up and flying*
Ame-Warashi: *shoot at the flying objects and they fell for their deaths* THERE! THEY ARE DEAD!!!
Uguisumode: NO! NOT GIR!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*1 hour later*
Uguisumode: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tamaki: *holding a bat* get on with it MASTER!!!!!
Uguisumode: Alright fine then. *whispering to himself* Geez, can't I have any type of fun here? Apparently not…..
Hyuufai: Ello people! We just got more dares and some truths!
Uguisumode: Finally some truths! If there weren't any, then I would just stole their diaries and journals like the one I have right now! Here you go Watanuki!
Watanuki: You stole MY DAIRY?!?!
Doumeki: You keep a diary?
Watanuki:*blushing* sh-shut up!
Hyuufai: *sniffs the air* aww! Kawaii! Douwata!!!
Kohane: Can we get this over with? As much as I like to stay here, I am getting bored.
Uguisumode: Oh! Just wait till next chapter why don't you?
Hyuufai: Here it is!
Yuuko
Truth- What is Clow to you (don't just say something like "a four-eyed demon")
Dare- Go on a date with Fei Wang
Kimihiro
Truth- Have you ever noticed how you and Kazahaya from the Green Drug store are similar?
Dare-Cross play as Sakura (from CCS) complete with a frilly dress (the one you see in opening 1 of the anime) and the staff
Mokona
Truth- Do you and Soel (white mokona) have many secret conversations? If so, what about?
Dare- Using one of the 108 secret skills (if you have them), rob a jewelry store and get the most precious piece of jewelry in there
-Demon Fox
Uguisumode: Wow! Now that is something all right.
Hyuufai: Thank you Demon fox! Just for that you get*dramatic pause* 3K's WORTH OF COOKIES!!!!!
Uguisumode: Where did you get the cookies???
Hyuufai: *stammering* Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh the internet???
Uguisumode: *suspiciously raisng his eyebrows* Hmm, ok then…. I think
Hyuufai: YUKO! DO IT!
Yuko: Hmm, to me, Clow is a friend of mine.
Tamaki: *pulls out the lie detector from Uguisumode many rooms* Lie detector says it is the truth!
Uguisumode: Thanks Tamaki, but where did you get the lie detector and which room is it?
Tamaki: In the room of explosives. Uh, why do you ask?
Uguisumode:*fetal position* ………..never mind then. HYUUFAI!
Hyuufai: Yuko! Your date is here!
Yuko: Who is he?
Tamaki: Here!
*smoke comes around the cottage and Fai Reed came. Then a staring contest was made between them*
Hyuufai and Uguisumode: have fun you 2!
*an hour later*
*Yuko came back with anger in her eyes*
Hyuufai: How was the date?
Yuko: Horrible! We didn't get anything and we just stare at each other!
Uguisumode: yeah…..We don't care. NEXT!
Yuko:*glower at Uguisumode* WATANUKI! MY SAKE!!!!!
Uguisumode:*whispering to Hyuufai* just wait till next chapter then.
Hyuufai: YAY! Watanuki's turn!
Watanuki:*read truth* Me and Kazahaya similar? *thinking about it*
Hyuufai:*acting like tomoyo-chan from CCS* Hmm, Kazahaya and Rikuo, you and Doumeki. All male, deep connection!
Uguisumode: You're scaring me Hyuufai!
Watanuki:*finally gets it and his mouth wide open* WE ARE NOT SIMILAR!!!!!!!
Tamaki: LIE DETECTOR SAYS IT IS A LIE! YOU DO NOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIE?!?!
Hyuufai: YAY! IT IS DUOWATA!
Uguisumode: What the duck is with you and douwata????
Hyuufai:*Glares* I AM A FANGIRL! YOU DUM DUM IDIOT BUFFON!!!!!
Uguisumode: Ouch! You don't need to get personal!!!!
Himawari: Oh Watanuki! Your dare.
*tick-tock, tick-tock*
Watanuki: I am done!
Doumeki: Watanuki very kawaii indeed.
Zashiki-Warashi: Watanuki disappeared…*starts to cry*
Little bald dudes: WATANUKI! YOU MADE HER CRY AGAIN! HERE'S YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!
Watanuki: AHHHH!*starts running around in circles*
Tamaki: I am getting very dizzy!
Uguisumode, Mokona, Hyuufai and Himawari: Me too!
Zashiki-Warashi: Oh! There he is!
Little bald dudes: Is that why you were crying?
Zashiki-warashi: Ummm Yeah! You can leave now!
Ame-Warashi: Baka……..
Watanuki: Who said Kawwai to me?
Doumeki: On to Mokona.
Watanuki: WHO said it???
Mokona: Yes I have talked to Seol a lot. We usually talk about Kurogane and Fai, Doumeki and Watanuki, food yum food and sake! And Seol nearly got her first drink in the Country of Infinity I think!
Tamaki:*checking the lie detector* Lie detector says it is true!
Uguisumode: *gasps* WATANUKI IS A LIER!!!!
Watanuki:…………..
Mokona: Stealing pretty Jewelry is possible to Mokona! Be right back!
*After 3 seconds after he left*
Mokona: Mokona is back! *Holds the world's biggest diamonds and emeralds in both his hands and ears*
Hyuufai: What technique did you use?
Mokona: That is a secret!
*sirens blared outside of the cottage*
Police #1: STOP RIGHT THERE KIMIHIRO WATANUKI! WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!
Uguisumode and Hyuufai: Is that your technique Mokona?
Mokona: Yes! That is one of my 108 secret techniques!!
*The front door was smashed down*
Sumire: FREEZE! NOBODY MOVES!
Watanuki: What is going on???
EvaMimi: You're coming with us! Kimihiro Watanuki!
Tamaki: Hey Sumire! Hi Mimi! How's life treating you?
Sumire: Good.
Mimi: Just aching! Too bad Nyami didn't come. This is pretty neat if you ask me.
Tamaki: I see.
Watanuki: WAIT!
Sumire and Mimi: WHAT!!!!!
Watanuki: Can I say something first?
Sumire: Fine! But hurry up!
Watanuki: Ok then. *clears his throat* NO ONE ANSWERED MY QUESTION! WHO SAID I WAS SUPER CUTE IN JAPANESE?!?!?!?!
Uguisumode: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Now, good luck in prison!
Watauki: CURSE YOU MOKONA!
Yuko: Now, who's going to work for me when Watanuki is away?
Hyuufai: Me and Uguisumode that's who!
Uguisumode: Such a fun day isn't it?
Hyuufai: You said it! Now, tell me. What are you playing?
Uguisumode: Pokémon Platinum that's what!
Hyuufai: Why?
Tamaki: CAUSE HE CAN AND ITS FREE!
Uguisumode:YEAH! CAUSE I CAN AND ITS FREE! Thanks Tamaki!
Tamaki: You owe me! OK???
Uguisumode: Sure!
Watanuki: I'M BACK! AND FIRST I'M GOING TO ROAST THAT STUPID MOKONA!
Mokona: MOKONA IS NOT STUPID!
Hyuufai: HEY! LEAVE HIM ALONE! *throws Watanuki to the basement where there is pedobears, poedophiles, hungry cannibals, and mad spirits lurk there*
Watanuki: HELP ME!!!
Hyuufai: Next chapter!
Uguisumode:THANK YOU TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO GIVE FUNNY TRUTHS AND DARE! PLEASE R&R AND MAKES SURE TO DARE EVERYONE INCLUDING TAMAKI!
Tamaki: Yeah! What am I? Chopped liver? I work here too!
Hyuufai: I think this getting a bit too much. GREASE MONKEY! WORK SOME MORE!!!! AND TAMAKI! BRING ME AND YUKO SOME SAKE AND ODEN FROM THE FOXES!
Uguisumode: Will do!
Tamaki: yeah yeah whatever.
END OF CHAPTER 3!
