Dear Gods and Godesses,
Have you ever met the Norse gods or the Egyptian gods?
Sincerly,
thesupersonicmoose
Dear supersonicmoose,
Zeus: How in the world you know about them?
Hermes: wasn't it supposed to be a big secret or something.
Apollo: Damn, mortal are smart these days.
Anthena: Anyway, we are not allowed to meet each other. The ancient rules forbid us.
Apollo: though I am sure they have hotter godness.
Artemis: Can you please...just shut up!
Dear Zeus,
Why do the words: Zeus Cheated On Hera Again, summarize over 50% of Greek Mythology?
Sincerely,
A Slytherin In The Making
To a slytherin In The Making,
Apollo: Look who we have here.
Hermes: Finally someone said something logical.
Hera: Well...I can't deny this. And the ironic fact that I am a godness of marriage.
Zeus: *gulp* Honey, we have been through this.
Hera: wow! I feel like strangling you.
Poseidon: please do that!
Artemis: My father is soo gross.
Zeus: How dare you call me...
Hermes: Dude, chill!
Zeus: YOU DARE TELL ME TO CHILL!
Apollo: He is soo dramatic! Why do women even like him.
Hera: *nods*
Kveykvagarm
lol.. so of Kyogre raised the sea in the weather trio, Raqyzua keeps the peace and lives in the ozone layer, then who do u think Groudon relates to since he fought Kyogre to expand land? Also mercury... get gun boots already, u know the kind that kicks out energy to blast enemies
To kveykvagram,
Anthena: ...
Zeus: WHAT IS THIS MORTAL BABLING ABOUT?!
Apollo: She needs to lay off the drugs.
Hermes: I can't understand this.
Apollo: I think it's a trick question.
Aphrodite: My mind is going to explode.
Artemis: *wide eyed* Seriously, you HAVE a brain.
Anthena: *cough* Anyway I donot understand this. Maybe it's her way of knowing our intelligence capacity or it is one of the ancient tale of the old...
Poseidon: In other words you don't have a clue.
Anthena: *glares*
Poseidon: Thought soo!
Hephaestus: Humans have gotten so much...
Apollo: Weirder.
Anthena: I think I am gonna go and lay down!
917brat
dear gods that could so very easily smite us if we ask the wrong thing...me and my sister are have a rather silly argument, but I figure asking you and getting your answer would make it so it was done, after all you can't argue with the decision of a god now can you...at least not aloud you can't. Anyway, what I and my sister are arguing about is a some of the YouTube videos we watch, called princess rap battles, what do you guys think of them, and who you think won. Particularly these two.
watch?vgcrQvoCzs80
(snow white vs Elsa)
watch?vVeZXQf77hhk
(Cinderella vs Belle)
To 917brat,
Apollo: Disney princess... I don't really like them.
Anthena: I have watched these already. I think it's a piece of art.
Poseidon: what?
Hermes: They are good. I just watched them.
Artemis: I like the Snow White and Elsa one better.
Aphrodite: I hate Elsa.
Anthena: Is it because of her being a independent women with no boys.
Aphrodite: Exactly!
Hermes: we should ask uncle Hades, he really like Disney princess.
*silence*
Hermes: oh shit... that was a secret.
Zeus: WHAT THE HELL...
Hera: Pipe down your volume. Anyway, in my opinion both of the videos were good. Much better than Apollos one.
Apollo: Hey!
Zeus: let the voting begins
Hermes: Hmmm... 6 for Elsa vs snow queen and five for Cinderella and Bella.
Artemis: And so now we know the winner.
zeus: Now punch your sister if she doesn't agree with our result.
Dear Olympians and Hades,
How can I go on quest when I'm a mortal? And Hades did you know that Nico had a crush on Percy? Artemis can you come and find me so that I can join your hunters, please? And no offense butt Artemis, Hestia,and Athena are my favorite female Olympians, because two of them don't go around having children. The other one I respect for her wisdom and strategies. My favorite guy Olympians are the ones that I would get along with the most which are Poseidon, Hades, and Hermes and they actually show that they love their kids. Thank you for reading my letter and taking out your most precious time for me. For all the gods and goddesses that I have offended I am willing to do quest for you to make up for it.
Sincerely yours- ArtemisGoddessOfTheHunt
To ArtemisGoddessOfTheHunt
Zeus: what is wrong with her. Why is she asking soo many question.
Hera: I guess she is too excited.
Artemis: I like her!
Anthena: to answer your question mortal. No you cannot go on a quest if you are a mortal.
Hades: Yes Yes FUCKING YES. I know my son is in love with that hero. Why you have to remind me.
Poseidon: lol!
Artemis: I don't take mortal into my hunt. They are too fragile.
And thank you for liking me.
Anthena: Ha! Take that Aphrodite. She didn't choose you.
Aphrodite: *cries* I can't beielive a human would not like me.
Apollo: why she doesn't like me! I am like soo awesome.
Poseidon: HAHAHHAHA TAKE THAT ZEUS. SEE THAT HUMAN LIKES ME AND NOT YOU. BWAHAHAH.
Hades: I must admit I am really happy. I have been chosen over Zeus. I just...*cries*
Hermes: Well, I am used to being loved by everyone soo yeah.
Zeus: You three are trash.
Poseidon: yeah, but definately beyter trash than you.
Hades: BURN!
Apollo: maybe I should give her a deadly quest.
Anthena: Did I just say in French that no mortal can go on a quest.
Everyone: Oh, come on!
Zeus: well now I am gonna go and cry in a corner. Excuse me!
