I do not own Bleach or Naruto cause if I did there would be major changes to the story and characters
Italics for thoughts, Zanpakuto, flashbacks
Underlined and Bold for Sealed Characters
Bold for Hado, Jutsu, Hollowfication
X-Chapter Start-X
As the group of five walked towards Konohagakure Naruto knew that it wouldn't take long before one of the four women to ask a certain question, turned out Naruto was right.
Five minutes after they started walking it was Soifon that asked the question, which didn't surprise Naruto one bit, "You said that you gained information about use correct" Naruto nodded once to Soifon's question "does that also include our abilities" another nod "including how to use abilities that any shinigami could use if they have the capability" another nod again "then why are we walking instead of just using shunpo to get there."
Naruto looked at Soifon and saw that she had a small frown on her face which caused Naruto to smile a little "Excellent question and, yes, while I do have the information and knowledge on how to suppress my reiatsu, how to preform kidō, Zanjutsu, Hakuda, and Hohō skills, I have never personally or physically perform any of those skills before or even knew they existed until the four of you arrived and as such if you wish we speed our arrival up I will need assistance which will more then likely result in me being carried to our destination." At that Naruto gave Soifon a sly grin "Unless of course you already knew this and asked me because one of you will have to carry me. What's the matter Soifon, afraid I'll cope a feel." Naruto said to Soifon while wiggling his eyebrows suggestively causing Soifon to gain a small blush and a surprised look on her face before she grit her teeth and glare at Naruto.
The other three women that were watching Naruto and Soifon talk were surprised when Naruto suddenly teased Soifon, something which caused Yoruichi to laugh as she thought she was the only one to do that and decided to join in as she wanted to have some fun to, "Well Naruto-kun if you really want someone to carry you I'll gladly carry you." Yoruichi said in a flirting manner designed to fluster people, unfortunately for her Naruto had Ichigo's memories or more specifically one memory of her.
"Nice try Yoruichi but did you forget I have Ichigo's memories, particularly the one were you first revealed your self to him, that one in particular gave him some interesting fantasies." After saying that Naruto looked at the four women and noticed that Yoruichi, Soifon, and Rukia were looking at him in surprise and shock, probably from saying 'Ichigo' and 'fantasies' in the same sentence and in that order, which caused him to chuckle internally while Zangetsu to laugh his ass off.
"Is there something you want to say?"
Yoruichi was the first to respond in an extremely eager manner "You said Ichigo had fantasies, what were they." she asked as she was very interested in what the prudish strawberry had fantasized about.
Naruto only grinned at first and wonder exactly what their reactions would be "Well there was one were he found a stray cat in the middle of a down pour in the middle of winter brought it back to his house so it wouldn't die, then in the middle of night the cat suddenly transformed into you but with cat ears and a cat tail and you proceeded to reward him for saving you." Naruto stopped talking when he saw the three shinigami's reaction, Soifon's face was red while she gritted her teeth and her hand was clenched and shaking from anger of anyone thinking of her 'Yoruichi-sama' in such a way, Yoruichi was staring at him in shock before it gave way for a large grin to spread across her face, probably finding that she was the cause of Ichigo having perverted fantasies hilarious, and Rukia was currently doing a very good imitation of a tomato with how red her face is and judging by her shocked look she wasn't expecting Ichigo to have perverted thoughts.
Naruto looked over at Halibel and saw that there was no reaction to what he said, which was what he actually expected, Ichigo and Halibel had never meet before and she didn't have an understanding of who Ichigo was and to top it off she was used to males saying or acting in a perverse manner when around her or any other female hollow.
Naruto looked at Soifon, after looking at Halibel to see if she had any sort of reaction, he saw that she was about to blow and decided to reveal some more shocking news "Why are you so mad Soifon, don't tell me you're jealous that Ichigo had fantasies of Yoruichi well you don't have to worry" Naruto chuckled when he said that as if he just told himself a joke "He had a couple involving you." when Soifon heard this all of her anger disappeared and turned into shock, along side Yoruichi and Rukia, at the thought of Ichigo Kurosaki having fantasies of Soifon of all people, and considering that the two of them barely interacted with the other, just seemed impossible and yet they were told the opposite but that didn't mean that they believed him.
"You're lying."
Naruto chuckled at Soifon's response, as he could understand the reason behind it "Well in a sense your right Ichigo didn't have fantasies about you, his hollow gave him the first couple then his own hormones took over." When Soifon heard that she started let loose a string of curses and promises about what she would do if that hollow were to ever show it's face to her and some of what she was saying was enough to surprise him.
Naruto looked over at Yoruichi and saw that she grinning and laughing at the situation and probably at the thought of Ichigo and Soifon together, which was hilarious in and of itself as confirmed by the zanpakuto's chuckling at the thought and Naruto swore he saw a ghost of a smile on Juha Bach's previous form, then looked over at Rukia and saw that she had a blush on her face and a sad look in her eye "What's wrong Rukia sad that Ichigo left you out well don't be, Ichigo had, well, quiet a few involving you" at this Rukia's entire face lit up "though why there was one with you and Soifon in it I'll never know." at that both of the aforementioned glanced at the other were their eyes locked only to quickly look away embarrassed.
Of course after Naruto revealed that little bit of information Yoruichi pounced on the chance to tease one of her former students and the younger sister of Byakuya but unfortunately all good things must come to an end which came in the form of Halibel as she looked at Naruto "Is this the reason you want us to walk to your village so you could tell us about the perverse fantasies that Ichigo Kurosaki had." Halibel said to Naruto and while her voice was still neutral there was a hard edge to it.
"No, though entertaining as it is, the reason were walking is so I can tell you about the village were heading to and my situation regarding it on top of what the four of you should and shouldn't do during our stay there." when Naruto said that all four of the women's attention was directly on him, even the teasing that Yoruichi was subjecting Soifon and Rukia to had stopped, seeing their focus on him Naruto continued "More then 90% of the village hates me and wants me to die, with a number of attempts to accompany with it, the number of people that are actually nice to me can be counted on one hand and I'd still have fingers left over, in sort almost all of the village hates me and the feelings mutual."
This confused the women and they were wondering why they were heading to a village that he hated and where most of it in turn hated him "If that is true then why are we headed to a place that you hate and most of it's inhabitants hate you in turn?" Halibel asked as she was having trouble thinking up a reason as to why any human would willing go to a place that had made attempts on his life didn't make sense.
"Because it suits my needs for the time being, the same reason why Aizen stayed in the Gotei 13 for as long as he did." the last bit of information didn't surprise any of them as they all knew what type of person Aizen was during their war with him "Now getting to what you can and can't do when inside the village, first off do your absolute best on not killing unless your attacked with lethal intent, second you can use each of your respective abilities though please try and limit yourselves to the less destructive ones if possible, and third don't describe your techniques or abilities to anyone that your not teaching. Are these acceptable to you." Naruto asked the women and received a nod from each of them a second later.
The four women didn't have any problem with the rules that Naruto had laid out for them, seeing as how they were going to do that anyway, though there was something that confused them "Why would you tell us not to describe our abilities or techniques to anyone, all of our abilities require reiryoku and from what I've sense none of the people we've come across have a sufficient reiryoku level to even make an attempt, so I ask again you once more. Why tell us this?" Halibel asked as of all the things that Naruto had said to them this one was the most confusing.
Naruto didn't say anything at first and just looked at Halibel 'If she's asking me that then the shinobi that they've encounter so far haven't used chakra in order to fight them, that is if the shinobi even had a chance before they used shunpo or sonído to leave' Naruto thought but decided against explaining as he knew that when he entered the village the Hokage would be alerted to his presence and send an anbu to retrieve him in which they would have to use shunshin to appear in front of him and then use it again to leave, which would require the use of chakra, "Your question will be answered when we get to the village, though I could demonstrate the reason behind my question but that wouldn't prove much of anything considering my unique position so until then you'll just have to wait until a human that can use chakra demonstrates for you."
Of course what Naruto had said had only confused Halibel as to what he meant by his position and waiting until a human that was taught to use chakra 'demonstrate' didn't make much sense to her either but for now she decided to drop the issue as she had no context as to the specifics on what Naruto was referring to and wasn't able to think up a sufficient argument to convince Naruto to talk, but her musing was interrupted when Naruto started talking again.
"I think that's enough of the explanations for now and I'm pretty sure some of you are tired of walking so much so it's time to speed up our arrival to the village, so who wants to assist me." Naruto asked with a sly smile on his face which the four women caught and two of them blushed as Naruto's smile reminded them of their earlier conversation and were starting to wonder it there was going to be a problem but was it was solved by Halibel moved until she was next to Naruto where she placed her hand on his shoulder and just an instant before she used sonído Naruto wrapped his arms around her waist as the group disappears in their respective techniques.
The group of five appeared within sight range of Konohagakure's front gate and the next instant Halibel looked down at Naruto, who still had his arms around her waist, with a raised eyebrow only for him to stare back at her and kept his arms around her waist for another second before he let go and gave a small smirk as he saw that she was still looking at him with a raised brow "What, I didn't do anything inappropriate to you and besides how many men can say they gave you a hug." Naruto said to her and all it did was simply confuse her.
Naruto turned and looked at the gate of Konoha and a feeling of anger rose up in him at seeing the last place he wanted to be but it suited his needs at the moment, time to figure out how to use his shinigami, quincy, and hollow powers along with taking the time to talk with each of the zanpakuto's...and the kyūbi, though that last one he was going to wait on, but the more that Naruto stared at the gate he couldn't help but wonder if this was what Aizen felt ever time he looked at the buildings of the Gotei 13.
Though Naruto did view over three thousand years worth of memories he, however, didn't get their feelings or thoughts something, which, he was grateful for as it made the entire experience as if Naruto was watching a movie, granted a movie that had the possibility to last more then three thousand years but a movie none the less, and didn't interfere with his own emotions and as such he could judge each individual based on their actions and reactions to situations.
But Naruto pushed those thoughts aside, were he would reflect on them later, as he starting walking towards the gate were the four women followed shortly after him and when they came within the sight of the two gate guards, being identified as Kotetsu and Izumo, one of them, Izumo, quickly turned to the other, said something, before the other one, Kotetsu, did a single hand seal and disappeared in a swirl of leafs.
When Naruto saw the hand seal he looked behind him at and saw that the four women had stopped and were looking at Kotetsu in shock and he could understand why, when Kotetsu made the hand seal his chakra started to increase but it wasn't his chakra level that shocked them it was the fact that his reiryoku levels were increasing that shocked them.
But it was more then the simple fact that a person's reiryoku increased, it was the fact that a still living human was consciously increasing their reiryoku and while shinigami, hollow, or quinces could easily do this, but to see a human that had no knowledge of any spiritual powers what so ever, being able to raise their reiryoku level at their choosing wasn't something that any of the four were prepared to expect.
The four women looked at Naruto with an expression that basically said 'Why didn't you tell us' and before any of them could ask any questions a person appeared wearing an animal-styled white porcelain mask, similar to the ones that Soifon confronted, black clothing, a grey flak jacket, metal arm guards and gloves, open toed sandals, and a sword that was strapped to their back and a second later Kotetsu had reappeared next to Izumo before the mask person walked towards Naruto's group until they were a few feet from them "Naruto Uzumaki, I have been order to escort you to the Hokage."
Naruto looked at the masked individual and snorted internally as he already knew what the aged leader wanted, to find out what happened to him, where he went to and, the kicker, who the four women that were with him were, but unfortunately for the aged man he wouldn't be getting any sort of answer that would satisfy him not only because Naruto now knew the reason's for the Hokage himself to personally assist him with certain problems in his life but also the fact that the Naruto that the Hokage knew, technically, no longer exists.
Thanks to the, accidental, transference Naruto not only gained the powers but the attributes from Genryūsai Yamamoto, Kisuke Urahara, Sosuke Aizen, and Ichigo Kurosaki with the exception of intelligence from Kisuke and Aizen, instead all of Naruto's own mental faculties were increased, and with the experience of over three thousand years the old Naruto was long gone, dead, buried, and body turned to dust but no one except for him knew that but Naruto decided that he would need to change that, starting with the Hokage.
"Alright but I'm walking there since I don't know Shunshin and there's no way that I'm going to have you going to take me there." Naruto said as he walked passed the gate guards and anbu with the four women following behind him leaving behind him two confused guards and one confused anbu.
The Anbu looked at Naruto's figure as the young man's group walked away and was thinking over how Naruto acted and compared it to the last time he had seen the blonde jinchūriki and the general opinion of Konohagakure and immediately noticed a stark difference from the before and after, Naruto from before was dim-witted, shouted about becoming hokage, played pranks to get attention, and had this warm friendly air around him but the Naruto he had just meet, the after, was like a completely different person, his eyes held an intelligence and cunning quality at such a level that the anbu had never seen in a child before but the biggest difference was the air around Naruto, it had changed into one that was filled with some mysterious power the felt wild and immensely powerful, what ever it was that changed the boy was drastic, that the anbu knew as he jogged after Naruto to keep him in eye sight.
As Naruto and his group walked towards the Hokage tower Soifon had moved until she was walking along beside him "Why didn't you tell us that they could raise their reiryoku" Soifon whispered harshly as she knew that he knew from the beginning that the people who could use chakra could raise their reiryoku, she just wanted to know why.
Naruto looked at Soifon and gave a small chuckle "Would you have believed me if I did?" the question stopped Soifon, literally, as she stopped walking for a second before she resumed while thinking on what Naruto's question and quickly came to the conclusion that she more then likely wouldn't believe him, due to thinking that it was impossible for a human to do such a thing, then she wonder why didn't he just show her instead of going through all of the trouble of waiting until they ran into human that could use chakra but gained the answer almost immediately, all of the power that he had gained would make any demonstration to them meaningless.
Soifon was brought out of her thoughts when she saw that they had arrived at the hokage tower, not they the four women knew that, where the anbu then lead them inside until they stopped in front of a door where after the anbu knocked on the door they heard an aged male voice say "enter" the anbu opened the door and the four women walked in first to see a dark-skinned old man that had spiked grey hair and three lines running from the corner of his eyes that reached down to his cheeks, a wart near his left nostril, and a liver spot on his face and the four women knew not to judge a person based on appearance, especially a person that looked like an old man, Genryūsai Yamamoto was a perfect example as he was likely older then all four of them combined yet his strength surpassed all of theirs.
When Naruto walked into the room the aged hokage looked at him with wide eyes at not only seeing him for the first time in a month but also because of the three swords, with one being big enough that the old man was wondering how Naruto was able to walk with that thing on his back, and after looking at Naruto for a couple of more seconds finally decided to speak "It's been a while Naruto."
"What is it that you wanted to speak to me about you old piece of shit." Naruto said to the old man which surprised everyone in the room while the four women that were with him looked at Naruto curious as to why he was talking to, what appeared to be, the leader of this village.
Haruzen Sarutobi, the Sandaime Hokage, looked at Naruto in shock at what Naruto called him and while he was used to Naruto calling him 'old man', as he used it as a term of endearment, but he never had anyone from his village call him a 'piece of shit' to his face before "Naruto, why did you call me something that someone your age shouldn't say let alone know." Sarutobi asked Naruto as he wasn't about to let anyone get away with saying something like that to him off scott free.
"Because you are, you old piece of shit." Naruto said as if it was as obvious as saying that humans needed oxygen to live.
"And what reason could you possibly have to believe that." Sarutobi asked as he found it hard to believe that over the course of a single month Naruto had changed in such drastic way that he figured certain things out about his life, but even with that thought he still felt a great swelling of doubt build up inside him.
"Because you lied and tried to manipulate me for the past 12-13 years." Naruto bluntly told Sarutobi causing his eyes to widen while the four women looked at the old man intently for any sign that Naruto's words were true, and judging by the old man's reaction there's some truth to Naruto's words which was something that none of them liked.
Sarutobi looked at Naruto in shock and worry at what Naruto said to him as it indicated that he had figured what his plan was concerning Naruto, but right now Sarutobi needed to know how much Naruto figured out "And what claims do you have to support your accusations?" Sarutobi asked Naruto as there was no way that he was just going to outright admit to lying and trying to manipulate a 12-13 year old boy regardless of who they are, even one in a special situation such as Naruto.
Naruto just looked at the old hokage as if he was stupid but considering what the man was trying to do right now Naruto could believe that in his old age Sarutobi's mind had left him "Alright, let's just assume we know nothing and look at your actions shall we. You as the hokage are the most powerful shinobi in the village and it's leader suddenly going out of your way to help a homeless orphan, that has no relation to you and the entire village hates and despises him, and you just happen to give him a place to live out of the kindness of your heart while visiting him occasionally to direct him down a certain path, one that would leave him as nothing more then a weapon for this village, to be used and thrown away when he became completely useless." Naruto briefly stopped talking and looked at the old man and saw that he was wearing his 'poker-face' making it impossible to get a reading on his emotions.
But Naruto was able to sense the old man's reiryoku and by what Naruto was feeling Sarutobi was panicking at what he had said where Naruto decided to add on to Sarutobi's panic before he had a chance to talk or think his way out of his current situation "But that's not all, oh no, over the coming years and numerous visits to the orphan boy, with either you going to spend time with the boy or, in the more frequent case, the boy would come to you and you would tell him false tales of what being a shinobi was like, such as saving the daughters of the Daimyō's and rescuing entire countries, and during all of those visits the boy continually asked you why everyone hated him and who his parents were but you only told the boy in various ways that you didn't know but you did, you knew that the reason the boy was hated was because he is the kyūbi-jinchūriki and that his own father sealed it inside of him. Now what was it about you thinking that you weren't a piece of shit." Naruto finished talking and simply waited for the old man to respond.
Right now Sarutobi was panicking so much that he could barely think in a coherent manner as he tried to figure out how Naruto discovered all of this, finding out about the kyūbi was only a matter of time and wasn't that much of a concern to Sarutobi but the fact that Naruto had discovered the reason behind his interaction and aid was and normally he would never to manipulate anyone of such a young age, his choice was the lesser of two evils, the other option was to leave him completely alone where Danzo would be able to 'convince' Naruto and turn him into nothing more then a emotionless weapon that was to fight and tossed away when it became useless.
Sarutobi's way, at the very least, was to silently guide Naruto along a path that would allow him to become a shinobi and be loyal to Konohagakure of, what he would believe would be, his own choice and as much as Sarutobi hated himself for taking that path he's the hokage, it is his duty and obligation to protect his village by whatever means necessary, even if it meant he became disgusted with himself afterwards.
Naruto looked at Sarutobi in silence waiting for him to response but in the past five minutes Sarutobi only sat there looking out into space and was more then likely trying to figure things but really what did the old man expect, that he would just stay stupid and ignorant for his entire life which would allow him to get away with his actions, like hell he would allow that to happen, but for now Naruto needed Sarutobi to actually focus on something else "What's taking you so long you piece of shit, trying to think up a lie to tell me." Naruto said to Sarutobi with a small smirk on his face.
Sarutobi was snapped out of his near panic attack when Naruto had spoken and refocused his mind to his current situation and lowered his head in shame "I'm sorry Naruto, what you said is true and my actions say that I've lied and tried to manipulate you and I've regretted it ever since."
Naruto said nothing at first as he just stared at the old man while examining his reiryoku and was a little surprised to find out that he actually was regretting his actions but even so Naruto wasn't about to let the old bastard get away with his actions without some form of reparation "Words are cheap, actions speak louder. If you're truly sorry then you'll stop keeping secret's from me, such as why didn't you tell me that I was the kyūbi-jinchūriki." Naruto said to the old man as he was curious to what Sarutobi's answer will be.
"I wanted you to grow up like a normal child." explained Sarutobi although he knew at the time that the chances of that were slim to none.
"Fuck you. The moment that you told the entire village of my status that became impossible." Naruto spat at the old man as he couldn't believe just how stupid and naïve the old bastard was being, or maybe it was that he still didn't believe that he was different from the Naruto he had in his memories even though he had already proved that he wasn't, guess he need to drive the point home "The actions of the entire village and you have proven that you don't want me here, so maybe I should just give everyone what they want and leave."
Sarutobi was deeply ashamed at what Naruto first said only for his eyes to widen at what he said next and he started to try and think of a way to get Naruto to change his mind but he couldn't think of anything except for bribing him and that was something that he didn't really want to do as he was unsure of what Naruto would accept, so he would have to deter Naruto from the choice "Don't you want to be Hokage Naruto?" Sarutobi asked and while he hoped for a 'yes' he knew that the answer would more then likely be a 'no'
Naruto acted like he was actually considering Sarutobi's question when he suddenly let loose a laugh that was inhuman and cold "Become the leader of the very people that have tried to kill me and one of it's previous leaders lied and tried to manipulate me, do you take for the same stupid pathetic fool I was more then a month ago." Naruto said to Sarutobi in a cold tone that progressively became colder.
Sarutobi flinched at Naruto's tone, surprised that such a young child could speak in such a voice, and Naruto's response was exactly what he feared it would be, to Naruto the village didn't deserve his protection and judging by the words that he used might even consider destroying it himself. Nevertheless Sarutobi had to ensure Naruto didn't leave "If you leave I would have no choice but to put a substantial bounty on you to have you brought back, considering what you are"
When Naruto heard that he started to chuckle and then gave Sarutobi a very sinister smile "You won't do that for fear of the other villages finding out what I hold and when they find me, which they will, I'll happily go with them considering that none, from whatever village their from, have done anything to me."
Sarutobi sighed at that "Naruto please, don't make me have ANBU arrest you." Normally he wouldn't go through with his threat but considering Naruto's demeanor so far he may have no choice.
"Not a very good threat there, you see the women with the twin braids" Naruto pointed at Suì-Fēng with his thumb "she was able to take out a squad of ANBU while they only got off one attack before they were decimated. So, got a better threat to throw at me."
"Enough Naruto! No one's dying today." Sarutobi said firmly, Naruto had made his point. His ploy had failed and now he had to resort to the absolute last thing that he wanted to do today "What would it take to keep you hear." Sarutobi asked with a sigh.
Naruto just stared at the old man for a while 'He gave up, I'd thought he would be more stubborn about this issue' Naruto thought before he talked "Every last piece of paper that this village has on Fūinjutsu (Sealing techniques) and something that will fix my bushin issue"
Sarutobi at first was concerned when Naruto said he wanted everything Konohagakure had on fūinjutsu, as that particular shinobi technique was considered the most powerful, only to flinch when Naruto mention his bushin issued and had figured out that Sarutobi knew of his problem but did nothing to help him.
"Very well, the necessary material will be gathered and given to you on the condition that pass the graduation exam this time, you have to understand Naruto that fūinjutsu is widely considered the most powerful of shinobi arts and it's forbidden in all of the villages to give a civilian and until your a genin I can't give you that information but I can give you this immediately." Sarutobi said and pulled out a scroll and tossed it to Naruto, who opened it up and read the contents.
"Kage Bushin? And what exactly are the specifics of this?"
"For starters it's far more chakra intensive to perform and it creates solid copies instead of illusions, no ordinary genin could hope to be able to use this technique." Sarutobi said to Naruto while intentionally keeping the unique aspect of the technique a secret in order to keep Naruto from permanently hurting himself.
Naruto looked at the old man with slightly narrowed eyes as he knew that he was keeping something from him by his reiryoku but decided not to do anything about it as it just add another notch against them "Fine, that's acceptable...for now, now if you'll excuse us the five of us will be leaving." And without giving Sarutobi a chance to stop them all of them used shunpo and Sonído to disappear.
Naruto's group appeared outside of his apartment where he let them in before closing the door when Halibel suddenly spoke up "I believe it's time you told us what exactly happened when you were in that oval."
Halibel's question gained the attention of Rukia, Yoruichi, and Sui-Fēng where all of them looked at Naruto. All the while Naruto was looking at halibel and even though he knew what she meant it would be better for everyone involved is she was specific "It would be better if you were specific in this case as a lot happened during that month."
"You said you gained the knowledge and powers of Genryūsai Yamamoto, Kisuke Urahara, Ichigo Kurosaki, and Sōsuke Aizen and yet you only have three zanpakuto's none of which are Kyōka Suigetsu so I'll ask you again, Naruto Uzumaki what happened during the month long period where you were encased in the oval created by the Hōgyoku."
X-Chapter End-X
To be honest I wasn't expecting the word count to be as high.
During the course of me writing this chapter the manga, Naruto, came to an end and all I have to say about that is. THANK GOD that piece of shit is over with, of course that's just my personal opinion as by the time the 4th shinobi war arc had start I was basically reading it to see how it ended and that's it, but there are a few things that I'm going to point out a few things that just... make me want to kill something and while I can go and make a chapter about everything that I hated about the Naruto series I just need to point these things out.
Naruto Marrying Hinata: No, no, a thousand times no and I don't care if it's you favorite pairing or whatever nonsense is spewed at me. It doesn't make sense, Kishimoto, the piece of shit that he is, basically has the entire series foreshadowing a Naruto Sakura paring and he just goes and does a 'fuck the readers Naruto's paired with Hinata' flop. really you do that to everyone, wow.
Sakura Marrying Sasuke: Another thing that's just no. For the entire series Sasuke ignored, belittled, and even attempted to kill her at one point and at the end, after everything Sasuke did and put everyone through he simply says sorry, and one that's not even half-assed, and he winds up married to her. And just like the Naruto/Hinata one it doesn't make sense. now if Kishimoto were to have Naruto marry Sakura I wouldn't say anything as while I might not like that particular pairing it's believable.
Choji and Karui: This one makes even less sense then the last two, I mean during the series the two never interacted with the other, I don't think the two of them ever meet actually and then later the two of them are married.
Naruto's unknown Jutsu: Alright this one Kishimoto really pissed me off on, during the time that Naruto was at Mount Myōboku training to become a Sage and after completing his training there is a scene where Naruto used a jutsu, that looks Earth-style, that had extremely large spikes of earth rising up out of the ground and now that the Series has ended I have one simple question. WHERE THE FUCK IS IT! Kishimoto gave us a simple glimpse of that jutsu, which by the way looks completely awesome, and he fucks all of us over by not revealing what it is. I mean this is worse then Naruto marrying Hinata, in my opinion at least.
Thinking about that particular is making it hard to think so just
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