"Don't go without me! You'll need my help!"
"No, no, no, no, no! I want you to be safe! Stay behind!"
"But—but we're the last five people on this earth! I can't risk you dying! I'd die for you! The world doesn't need me, I'm a small—"
"…Vi…Vi…?"
"03's going to kill us… Wa-!"
"Peter. Peter. PETER!" Shut up, Jerk England! I was thinking up a cool action-adventure story! I opened my eyes to see my jerk brother holding my face in his hands, all angry and whatnot. "I let you in on the World Conference this year and I catch you sleeping! That is not the proper way a full-fledged country should act!"
"All right, all right!" I grumbled. Stupid jet lag, this is what I get for flying to the other side of the world? Up front was Natalia Arlovskaya, presenting. All she said was "Big Brother and I will marry and that's that. We'll become one and the world will become one." I looked around for that Japan guy everyone was talking about before I zonked out.
"Hey, Tino," I whispered to Finland next to me, "How long have we been here?"
"About two hours. Kiku hasn't shown up, so we went on without him. It's awkward, since he's always at every Summit!" Tino replied.
Hmm… I wonder what happened to that chap. Perhaps he overslept? Or his flight's delayed? Maybe he has some antsy taxi driver? Or he's been kidnapped by ninja prostitutes-?
Let's not get too deep, Peter. It's all right.
"Is this your perfect world?"
"You killed him! You killed my brother!"
"I see me."
"Wh-what?"
"You're me aren't you?"
"I can't be."
"PETER! STOP DAYDREAMING!" Jerk Older Brother struck me behind my head. "I thought I had just told you that you should listen! Please! You're a country now this year and this happens!"
I rubbed the back of my head and started to take in the words of the next one up. It was Lovino "Romano" Vargas.
"I believe you all should pay attention to this. A couple years ago a bastard woman ran the streets evading my government to look for an 'Oliver Parker'. And then after all that shit we realize she was looking for"—he pointed to Alfred Jones—"him because Ivan owed her money from whatever the hell he did 'five years ago'." I believe he took in a long breath to prevent from cursing. "Then I did some research on her and she's a wanted fugitive from Japan. She happens to be a former Russian and American agent." Frantically he searched for papers from his file next to his persona file of Spain.
He slid down a piece of paper with a bunch of text and a picture smack in the top of it. There was a blonde girl whose hair went up to her shoulders and had snw white clips on her side bangs. She looked cute.
"Her name's Rin Kagamine." Gasps eluded the attendees. "I think we should bring this asshole down since she's a wanted fugitive. So get up off of your asses and help me with finding her!"
I looked at Jerk England and he was looking down, eyes wide.
"Oh dear…" I heard him muttering.
