Me: *Glares into sky*
Stephenie Meyer: So how was your day?
Me: *Ignore* Who is that talking?
SM: The creator of the twilight saga.
Me: What? I am the creator of the twilight saga!
SM: Fine you can own twilight.
Me: REALLY?
SM: *nods*
Me: REALLY?
SM: Nope :)
Me: YOU LIARRRRR! Can I just own it for A week?
SM: *shakes head* nopers
Me: A day?
SM: Nopies
Me: 0 Days. That's the lowest I will go.
SM: Okay then
Me: YESSSSSSS *SM walks away* HEY WAIT ACTUALLY!!!
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"So is it agreed?" Emmett said. Everyone nodded. "We will do THE prank?" Emmett said. Jacob paused,
"Wait what's THE prank?" Jacob questioned. Emmett slapped the back of Jacobs head.
"You ruined the dramatic effect! I was building up tension!" Emmett complained.
"Sorry, but what is THE--" Jacob started. Emmett interrupted.
"NO JACOB, IT'S TOO LATE, YOU WEREN'T LISTENING I WILL NOT TELL YOU!" Emmett shouted.
"But, the thing is you didn't tell me the prank!" Jacob pointed out. Emmett shook his head.
"You weren't listening!" Emmett debated.
"Emmett, you wrote it down and passed it to Alice and Bella!" Jacob said,
"You didn't hear the prank? Well you better sleep with one eye open then!" Emmett warned.
"It's midday!" Jacob pointed out.
"I warned you…Anyway ONWARDS WITH THE PRANK!" Emmett commanded.
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Chapter 3
BPOV
"How can I go onwards with the prank if I don't know it?!" Jacob pointed out. I laughed. Emmett sighed.
"Jacob please, this is very serious, we are about to pull the best prank in the world and you ruin it," Emmett started.
"Emmett, I am on your team, team members have to WORK together!" Jacob said. Emmett glared at me.
"No in my Prank Wars For Dummies That Are Rather Clever But Sound Retarded Inteluctually, it states that every man for himself." Emmett said.
"But how come you told Bella and Alice?" Jacob asked.
"Have Alice and Bella got penises? I thought not so technically speaking they are not men! And the saying is every MAN to himself!" Emmett pointed out. Jacob was reaching for the book, Emmett quickly pulled it away.
"This was stolen, from the library I doubt you would want your finger—no paw prints on this. Wait actually touch it please." Emmett said.
"Oh Emmett you Rebel! Stealing from a place with FREE books! You absolute rebel!" Alice said sarcastically. Emmett giggled.
"Ok enough let's get on with the prank." Emmett said, we all started walking to the door. Emmett nodded, I stuck my leg out. Jacob fell and landed in green paint. He stood up covered in green paint.
"Why did you do that?!" Jacob growled.
"Calm down Wolf boy. I was curious what a green dog looked like.," Emmett said smiling innocently.
"How did you do that?!" Jacob asked. Emmett smiled.
"Well unlike you sweaty puppies, us vampires have speed" Emmett said. Jacob frowned.
"I hate you," Jacob snarled. Bella frowned and wiped her eye. "Not you, Bells I love you, don't be upset I love you. WE WILL BE TOGETHER ONE DAY" He said putting his arm around me. I looked to my right, he was tearing up
"What the hell Jacob? I had something in my eye, I wasn't crying, You on the other hand…" Jacob immediately covered his eye.
"I wasn't crying," He defended. I looked at him. "Fine my eyes were watering because I have a inflammation in my tear gland." He lied. I stared at him. "Sometimes it is good to cry, I mean it's not like I cry every day! I am a real man! Trust me," Jacob whined. I looked at him.
"Jake you cried like 2 minutes ago AND a real man—no a normal person wouldn't cry in Finding Nemo!" I said.
"Bella, that is quite a sad movie," Alice pointed out.
"He cried at the beginning credits," I pointed out.
"Well, it was sad. I mean all them names, shows how much dedication there is. I mean people are so dedicated to a movie, it must of taken them a long time. Just for us public to see. It touches my heart." Jacob said tearing up more. We all laughed.
"Bella will you go out with me?" Jacob randomly asked. I stared at him. He looked deadly serious
"Umm, Jacob you are turning into Mike…I have a boyfriend…"
"He doesn't have to know! We will be at war with him for days. Maybe MONTHS! DON'T LET HIM RUIN WHAT WE HAVE BELLA!" Jacob said falling to his knees. His phone started ringing. It was Paul's voice as a ringtone.
Yo Yo Jake It's your brother ringing pick up boyyy Pick boy! Yeahh braaaaap fricken chicken licken finger picking. Jacob blushed and picked it up.
Jake 'Paul'
Alright Homie
I Vant To Suck Your Blood
WHAT THE HELL STOP CALLING ME EDWARD!
Leave Bella alone Dog!
How do you know ? You can't see me
Yes but you and Bella in the same room means you flirting! If you touch her I will hunt you down!
Oooh I touched her! He said touching me. "Get off Jacob," I snarled.
I will hunt you downnnn! Emmett reached and grabbed the phone from Jake.
If you happen to kill him when you are hunting down it will be fine... Jake snarled.
As much as that makes me happy i think it is illegal.
He screeched, and hung up.
"You know Bella sometimes I fell like you are ripping open my heart. Shredding it through the shredder machine. Not once but TWICE! And then you play catch with it, rip chunks out of it and then when you are done you throw it in the bin NOT EVEN THE RECYCLING BIN, so some other slut can come rip it apart again!" Jacob ranted. I looked at him.
"Well I'm sorry that is how you feel." I said. Jacob walked quickly embarrassed.
*BANG*
He fell to the ground, he smashed into the door. Me, Emmett and Alice laughed off.
"Good thing I couldn't see that, that was so funny. At least we know dogs are stupid." I said. Jacob growled at me, he then looked guilty and hugged me and ruffled my hair. I jumped back and started shaking my hair.
"EWWWW FLEASSSSS!!!!" I screeched. Jacob frowned.
"Bella, you know I got rid of all my fleas the other day," Jake whispered sharply to me. I pretended not to hear.
"Pardon, did you just say you got rid of all your fleas the other day!" I shouted,
"Aww my puppy uses shampoo and conditioner," Emmett squealed. "I mean *clears throat* Good one, what one do you use?" Emmett asked,
"Well I got some in the post AGESSS ago and it was really good, it's so good people get jealous and have to leave the room, covering their nose because it smells so good," Jacob said. [A/N for all that haven't read Prank Calls, Emmett, Bella and Alice made a 'shampoo/ flea remover' for Jacob and sent it to him, This included stuff in like ketchup, celery, onion and more]
We all snorted. Jacob glared.
"We are snorting of jealousy!" I defended. Jacob smiled.
"Thought so, so can we go prank someone's team" Jacob said. Emmett looked at him.
"Are you sure? You look a bit green, are you okay." Jacob growled.
"Yes I am fine thank you…" Jake said trying to keep calm.
"Let's go pull the main prank on Edward's team!" Emmett shouted.
"I uhh—still don't know what it is…" Jacob said. Emmett looked at him.
"Does this face look like I care Jacob? No it doesn't!" Emmett said. Alice laughed.
"It would be nice if you don't always leave me out you know!" Jacob said on the verge of crying.
"Jeez Jacob, why are you all emotional! I will tell you later!" Alice said.
"Okay then, but can we go back to your house? I left some stuff there." Jacob said.
"Fine…Time waster!" Emmett mumbled.
10 MINUTES LATER…
"Okay we are here. You have 5 minutes to get what you need," Emmett demanded.
JakePOV
I started running into the house.
"JAKEEE!" Emmett shouted. I turned back to look at him.
"WHAT SPATULA?!" [A/N like Dracula :)] I shouted back.
"THERE MIGHT BE BOOBY TRAPS IN THERE. SO IF WE HEAR YOU SCREAM WE WILL LEAVE WITHOUT YOUU!" Emmett shouted smiling. Such good friends I thought. "Oohh i said boobie," Emmett giggled immaturely.
I quickly ran in the house, with a wounded heart. I walked into Emmett's room, as I walked in pink paint poured over my head. I squealed. I walked into the bathroom about to wash it off, pink and silver feathers fell on my head, sticky to the paint. I walked in the bathroom and went in the shower, I screamed a girl was in there.
"Sorry!" I apologised.
"Get out you pedophile!" she screamed. I smiled and realised I was alone with a pretty lady, from what I saw. I walked back in a stepped into the shower 4 people were in there. Carlisle, Edward, Aro and Mike. They snapped a photo and smiled. I was covered in pink paint and pink and silver feathers. Not to meantion the fluorescent green paint. I growled.
"Oh no, he is getting angry. Step back he has a – A FEATHER quick he might tickle us to death!" Mike said sarcastically.
"Good one Mike, but shut up remember." Edward said lightly slapping Mike.
"Well just think about it! I am with your girl Edward, guess what we do ALL NIGHT LONG?" I said slyly and winking.
"Jake you FLOSS all night long…" Edward pointed out. I looked down.
"Well sorry if it is hard to eat wolf meat without getting some in your teeth!" I complained. Edward gasped.
"They could be your relative," Aro joked. Mike looked confused, he finally kind of got it.
"Oh he looks like a wolf haa good one. I can see the likeness!" Mike said. Edward nodded,
"The likeness is unbelievably shocking!" He said. Carlisle, Edward, Aro and Mike stepped out the shower and Edward shouted
"RUNNNNN,ahhh" screeching like a girl, the others looked at him.
"We must leave with style." Aro said. They all nodded, and threw some dust in my eye.
"Oww," I gradually opened them they had disappeared. "Wooo how did they do that?!" I then heard footsteps. Mike appeared through the door with a dust pan and brush and started collecting up the dust they threw.
"Mustn't litter now should we," He said sweeping it up. I rolled my eyes and exited the bathroom. I heard carlisle's distant voice.
"SEE THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD DITCH MIKE!!!" I heard mumbles of agreement. I walked downstairs and walked back to the car, which was surprisingly still there. Bella and Alice laughed. Emmett just stared.
"There is something different… wait don't tell me." I rolled my eyes. Emmett's eyes then went wide. "Did they do this to you?" Emmett said.
"Noooo, I rolled in a pool filled with paint and feathers." I said sarcastically. Emmett nodded.
"Oh okay then, that's a bit stupid."
"I was joking…" I said. Emmett frowned.
"Oh no they didn't" He said with a girls diva voice.
"Oh yes they did!" I replied.
"Oh no they didn't" Emmett repeated.
"Oh yes they did." I replied.
"Oh no they---" Emmett started, Alice interrupted him.
"Emmett I think by now you can tell they did…" She said. Emmett crossed his arms.
"oooohhh it's onnnnn nowww." Emmett said. Alice nodded.
"Damn right it is! The claws are coming out!" Alice said.
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