Kiddy Grade and Twilight AU
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)
It was now the end of school when the next interesting thing happened. Éclair and Lumiere were walking towards their car when another shiny, new, and obviously expensive one drove up.
"Lipstick bitch!" A woman's voice shouted as the car stopped, causing Éclair's head to snap towards it.
"Elf Whore!" Éclair shouted back as the woman in the other car got out, revealing to be a tall woman with short bluish grey hair and blue eyes wearing a rather…different outfit.
"Power Slut!" The woman said grinning as she walked over towards Éclair who grinned and stalked right to her.
"Absorption Hooker!" Éclair retorted.
"Donut!" The other woman said as the two stood face to face now, butting heads.
"Bitch!" Éclair shot back.
"Thank you!" The girl said grinning widely.
"What do you want Alv?" Éclair asked grinning as she threw an arm around the girls neck and gave her a quick half hug.
"Mom sent me to let you know I'll be joining you in class starting tomorrow. She's just forwarded my papers to the school." Alv said with a shrug of her shoulders as she looked around at the other students, her eyes stopping on Alice Cullens as the two stared at each other.
"And who is that?" Alv asked looking Alice up and down appreciatively while Alice was doing the same to her.
"Huh? Oh that's Bear Man's little sister. Her name's Alice or something like that but I just call her Pixie." Éclair said with a shrug as she looked where Alv was looking and saw the pixie like vampire.
"Bear man?" Alv asked raising an eyebrow as she looked away from Alice for a minute to look at Éclair who grinned.
"Yeah Bear Man, he looks like a big ol bear. He's the one who challenged me to an arm wrestling match earlier." Éclair said pointing at Emmett who was standing beside Alice.
"… You didn't break anything this time did you?" Alv asked causing Éclair to snort slightly.
"Why does everyone always ask me that? No I didn't break anything, I cracked the table but didn't break it." Éclair said causing Alv to look at her in disbelief.
"Damnitt now I owe TweedleDee twenty dollars. I knew something was up when she bet that you could arm wrestle someone without breaking anything." Alv grumbled causing Éclair to jaw drop. They actually bet on that!?
"You two actually bet on that?!" Éclair asked in disbelief as she stared at the blue haired woman who just gave her a smirk.
"We've bet on a lot of things about you." Alv said smirking while Éclair looked at her in complete befuddlement.
"Like what?" Éclair asked confused and causing Alv to shrug slightly.
"Just normal things ya know. Like whether or not you'd snap and kill someone in the first week of school." The very casual way she said that made the other students pale.
"Like whether or not you'd level the school." That caused them to pale further. They really didn't want to piss off the ridiculously strong girl.
"And like whether you were into guys or girls more." Alv said causing Éclair to snort while the other students just blushed at how casually she had said that.
"Girls. Definitely girls. They look better and don't smell like a donkey's ass." Éclair said causing all the boys to blush in either embarrassment or anger while all the girls looked at her in disbelief and Alv groaned again.
"That's another twenty dollars for Tweedle Dee." Alv groaned while Lumiere chuckled behind her hand.
"Yes and Un-oh owes me forty dollars since he betted with me on the same subject." Lumiere said causing the two taller girls to look at her in complete disbelief.
"Since when did you 'Little Miss Prim, Proper, and Elegance' start betting?" Éclair asked in disbelief as she stared at Lumiere who merely gave her a small smile.
"A lady never reveals information she does not want made public Éclair." Lumiere said primly as she slipped into the passenger seat of the convertible while Alv and Éclair stared after her in complete shock and disbelief.
"Dear gods…we've corrupted her!" Alv said finally as she and Éclair exchanged wide eyed looks.
"Eclipse is going to kill me for that! Before Tweedle Dee even gets to me!" Éclair said groaning as she dragged a hand down her face, causing Alv to laugh but shiver in agreement.
"Oh man are we dead for this later but it's just too good! Little miss 'A lady must always be elegant' is now placing bets on her precious big sister." Alv said laughing uproariously and causing Éclair to begin snickering as well.
"This is going to end up like the time when Un-Oh taught Viola one of his old raunchy bar songs from back when he was a Merc isn't it?" Éclair asked causing Alv to laugh harder.
"T-That was hilarious! Oh god the look on mom and bosses faces when she sang that!" Alv was bent over double clutching her stomach now.
"I still have the video of that and the beat down they gave Un-oh around somewhere." Éclair informed the girl snickering harder and earning Alv nearly going into hysterical laughter for that.
"Éclair. Alv. We are supposed to meet with the home designer and Eclipse so that our new house could be finished before next month remember?" Lumiere called from Éclair's car, earning an immediate sobering up from both of the taller women…until Éclair pouted at least.
"I still don't see why we need the extra help. With our family and all of our specialties we could have finished our new house last week. Why hire a home designer?" Éclair asked pouting at her little sister who sighed slightly again.
"So that our house doesn't stand out too much from the others. For someone who enjoys disguises as much as you do, I would think you'd understand the need to try and blend in." Lumiere said causing Éclair to snicker slightly.
"Disguises to throw people off is different from blending in. My specialty is trolling people, blowing stuff up, and kicking ass, not necessarily in that order mind you." Éclair said snickering and causing Alv to snicker as well.
"That's true. Remember that time you decided to bust into a military grade fleet dressed as a delivery girl, complete with a pizza box in your hands?" Alv asked as she climbed into her car, oh they all had laughed for hours about that! The looks on the guys faces… Everyone in the parking lot not an E.S. member but including the vampires could only stare in disbelief as Éclair laughed aloud before responding as she got in the car, driving off with the Alv woman just in front of her.
"That was hilarious! The looks on their fucking faces! Ow Lumiere! Not while I'm driving!"
