A/N: Okay, so, again, we have the same characters, I'm not sure who the divination teacher would have been at the time, so I just refer to her as Divination Professor. Enjoy!
Wednesday, September 7th Divination
James: PADFOOT! Guess what?
Sirius: What?
James: You have to guess!
Sirius: WHAT? WHAT IS IT! TELL ME!
James: I dunno, I just wanted to get you all excited over nothing.
Remus: Really, Prongs? Really.
James: Yup.
Sirius: Grr.
Lily: Guys, stop passing notes! It's hard enough to understand the subject as it is.
Sirius: Hey, Lils, guess what?
Lily: WHAT?!
Sirius: James was talking about you the other day.
Lily: Oh, really? And what exactly was he saying? *glares at James*
Sirius: He was talking about yo-
James: NO! Ignore him! Don't listen to a word he say-
Sirius: Now, now, Prongs, don't take the paper away. That's very rude. Now. As I was trying to say before I was so rudely interrupted. He was talking about your hair.
Lily: My hair?
Sirius: Yeah. He thinks its very shiny.
Peter: And he wants to smell it.
Lily: Excuse me?
James: NO! Lily, don't listen to them! They don't know what they're talking about!
Sirius: He was talking about your eyes too.
Remus: Oh, yes, I found that most amusing.
Lily: *angrily* What about my eyes?
Remus: Oh, nothing much. Only that he thinks that they "sparkle like the stars, twinkling in the moonlight".
Julianna: Aw. That's SO romantic!
Grace: No, Julianna. That is NOT romantic. That is disgusting.
James: NO! I never said that! You have no proof that I said that!
Sirius: Oh, don't we, though? *waves around note from previous class*
James: Guys! You said you wouldn't tell!
Sirius: No, we didn't Prongs.
James: You guys are mean! I'm going to go dig a hole to die in now.
Sirius: Good.
James: *takes out a fork and starts chipping away at the floor*
-Divination Professor: Um… what are you doing Mr. Potter?-
James: I'm digging a hole to go die in.
-Divination Professor: But… why?-
James: Because these guys are mean.
Peter: But… we… Prongs!
Sirius: We didn't think you were actually going to dig a hole and die.
James: *still chipping at the floor* Well, then you thought wrong.
-Divination Professor: But… we're in a tower!-
James: I don't care. I'll just dig straight through every floor until I hit dirt.
Remus: *sighs* That's Prongs for you. Always so dramatic…
-Divination Professor: Well, would it be easier to go down to the dungeons and dig? Or better yet, outside, so you don't damage any flooring?-
James: *gasps and looks up* You WANT me to go die in a hole?
-Divination Professor: Um, no, I never… I just… *looks at other marauders, Lily, Marie, Julianna, and Grace* I'll leave this to you. I'm just going to continue the lesson.-
Lily: Ugh… leave me out of this.
Remus: Come on, Prongs, be reasonable.
James: You know what, guys, I've decided I'm not going to go die in a hole.
Peter: That's good.
James: I'm going to dig a hole, push you three in, bury you alive, and let YOU die!
Sirius: WHAT?
Remus: You're kidding, right?
Peter: NO! Please, spare our lives!
James: Nah, I won't kill you. It's no fun with only one marauder.
Remus: Guys come on. Let's pay attention now. I'm putting this note away. *puts note in pocket*
Wednesday, September 7th Charms
Julianna: That was just so romantic!
Grace: Julianna, sometimes you disgust me. That was probably the least romantic thing I've ever heard!
Marie: I agree. The whole smelling Lily's hair thing seems slightly stalkerish to me.
Lily:Guys, can we stop talking about this? I'm already grossed out enough as it is.
Julianna: Okay, so maybe that part was weird. But the thing with the eyes… *sighs* it was so poetic.
Lily: If you think he's so "poetic", who don't you go out with him yourself?
Julianna: *gasps* I can't do that!
Grace: I agree. He's friends with Sirius Black. Going out with him would just be traitorous.
Marie: Remus is friends with Sirius too…
Lily: …
Grace: WHAT?! Marie, don't tell me…
Marie: What? No! It's Julianna, guys! Duh!
Grace: WHAT?!
Marie: Isn't it obvious guys? She's always flirting with him.
Lily: I never noticed.
Marie: I thought it was obvious…
Julianna: OKAY, moving on! So, Marie, you and Sirius…
Grace:WHAT?!
Marie: WHAT?!
Lily: WHAT?!
Julianna: What?
Marie: Are you insane? Me and- and- and HIM?
Grace: That is just such a gross thought!
Lily: I second that!
Julianna: Aw, but you would make such a cute couple!
Grace: Ugh, just- ugh.
Julianna: Fine. Anyways, Lily, you and-
Lily: Don't say it!
Julianna: What? Oh, I see… *smiles*
Lily: What?
Julianna: I wasn't talking about James…
Lily: Oh… who were you talking about, then?
Julianna: That one Ravenclaw… you know…
Marie: No Juli. We don't know.
Julianna: Connor Ridenre.
Lily: What about him?
Julianna: He seems to be quite… interested in you, Lils.
Lily: What? You're crazy.
Grace: Well…
Lily:No guys. This conversation is over. I repeat, OVER!
Julianna: But…
Lily: No, Julianna. No. *puts note in pocket*
A/N: Guys, again, I'm really sorry last weeks chapter was, like, five days late, but at least I got this one up on time! Right? So, I hope you enjoyed the chapter, please review.
