ME: Hey, guys!

FANG: Hi

ME: I bet your confused how Fang got here, right? Well, last night while I was waiting for the next chapter to write itself (did you know that saying isn't literal?) I got bored and decided to borrow Fang

FANG: and by 'borrow' she means sneak into my bedroom at three in the morning and abduct me

ME: Fang, don't scare the nice readers

FANG: Sorry about her she's hyped on sugar so while she's jumping around the house I need to make an announcement. Gazzy and Angel are now the same age as Max, Iggy (who will make his début in this chapter) and I (So they're obviously twins). Oh and Bex just reminded me to tell you that Max, Iggy, Gazzy, Angel and I are all 15 (grade 9) and Ella and Nudge are 14 (grade 8).

ME: Also if you look closely there are two awkward moments in this chapter one (as usual) is between Max and Fang and the other is about someone/s else. If you're the first person to tell me who/s, I'll write a cute one shot between two characters of your choice. Just add the names of the characters to the end of the review(This ofer is only for Maximum Ride charactes only) and I'll write it and post it with a dedication to the first person who got it right. Now on with the story!

I glared at Fang from across the table where he innocently smirked at me before continuing his conversation with Iggy.

Okay so I know what you guys are thinking 'haven't you gotten over him outsmarting you yet? It's been ages!' Well to that I answer yes, I have. This is something much more important. It's about my lip gloss!

I should probably explain a bit better. So we were on the bus this morning, the whole gang and Angel had forgotten her lip gloss. I, being the most awesome friend ever, offered to let her use mine and that was when it all happened. I fished the tube out of my bag and just as I was passing it to Angel, who was sitting right next to me, when Fang swooped in from behind and snatched it from my grasp. I turned and tried to get it but missed and hit the bowl out of the hands of the guy sitting next to Fang. Rice went all over him and he got up and complained to the driver. I got kicked off the bus and had to walk the rest of the way to school. But of course it couldn't be that easy. No because as soon as I had began to walk towards school I felt a silent presence behind me and then my lip gloss came into vision. I spun around to grab the stick but Fang had already taken off. I had to run after him all the way to school and even then he still wouldn't hand it over.

So now both Angel and I both had moist (thanks to Nudge supplying us with some) lips but when I licked them it didn't taste like cherry but the yucky acidic stuff and they lacked the fullness my Very Cherry Buffer Balm supplies.

When I was sure Fang had gotten the point that I was majorly annoyed at him I went back to my algebra test.

It didn't take long for us (Fang, Iggy, Angel and I) to finish our work, because we're Math whizzes like that, so we started to talk. After about five minutes Iggy started to talk about some very disturbing things so I spun around to Ange and tried to block out Ig's gross out session.

"So did you hear that Sammy and Erik got caught in the janitor's closet the other day?" I shook my head and she started to babble again and made me wish I had said yes. "Well Delilah said that when she was walking down to the office he heard one of the brooms fall and when she looked inside she saw Natalie on Erik's lap in the middle of a MAJOR make out session. And when she told me I started to crack up and-"

Angel continued to tell me about exactly what Sammy and Erik were doing when I tuned out. I couldn't concentrate on my conversation, I could only think of Fang... is that strange? Of course not, I thought. He's my best friend so of course I'm going to think about him. My name being called zapped me out of my thoughts.

"Max, why are you staring at Fang?" Angel asked at the same time Iggy asked the same thing of Fang.

I shot up and looked at Angel, to Fang, to Iggy and back to Angel before laughing nervously. "I wasn't staring at Fang, silly," I laughed and Fang nodded in agreement. Angel nodded slowly like she didn't know whether to trust me or not but Iggy on the other hand didn't believe it for a second.

"Max and Fang," he sung and I started to slip down in my chair because I knew what was going to happen, I was going to go red with embarrassment. "Sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the golden carriage."

By the time Iggy had finished I was sitting under the table crying. But not from embarrassment but because I had just realised something.

I was in love with my best friend.

ME: Aww poor Maxie-Waxie

FANG: You're so horrible!

ME: I'm only telling it how it is

FANG: Whatever

Explanation thingo: Well my best friend's friend (now boyfriend) used to steal her lip gloss ALL the time so hence the first part. The second part is from my electronics lesson where we were making fun of one of our other friends because her and her boyfriend always play tonsil hockey (they also inspired Natalie and Erik and Delilah was inspired by a dude I know who always walks in on awkward moments. Oh and my friend was in a situation like the end.

FANG: You know if JJ or Potato (That's the nicknames for her best friend and her best friend's boyfriend) finds out you just spilled some of their secrets they'll hunt you down, right?

ME: Well I told JJ (now) but Potato will only write one about when I went out with he who should not be named...

FANG: Voldemort?

ME: *Facepalm* please do me a huge favour and review while I explain to Fang AGAIN who I'm talking about.

Ps. Thanks to FAXismylife123 and infoseek for reviewing and infoseek, FAXismylife and birdkidkirby for adding my story to favourites or story alert.

Don't forget our deal about the two awkward moments. Bubye, Bex.