The city was being prepared, as The Authority was targeted for death, following The Sailor Guardians unexpected attack at a RAW Event. Meanwhile, in Yagami City, Tenma was holding up a tomato and looked at Triple H's poster. He then snuffed, "I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU JERK!"

SPLUT!
She chucked the tomato at the poster, splattering all over Triple H's face.

"Tenma! Let's go!" Mikoto called, "We have to go to arms!"

"Coming! Coming!" Tenma called back.

She marched off, joining Akira, Mikoto, and Eri, marching in unison. Music played, as Tenma sang along.

(Tenma): We do not believe
in corrupt greed and soul. We…
(All):
YES! YES!
(Tenma): Right into Triple H!

We don't love John Cena!
He's a big disgrace! So, we…
(All):
YES! YES!
(Tenma): Right into Cena's face!

Yeah, Yakumo Tsukamoto, appointed as the Head of War, by President Iizuka, began the troops, namely the Yagami Corps.


Part 3
The Yagami Corps
(or "Seeing Red, with a little Black, Blue, and Purple")


They continued to march, as Tenma sung the second verse.

(Tenma): When Seth Rollins say
"I don't sell out, buy-in", we…
(All):
YES! YES!
(Tenma): Right into Rollins' face!

When Corporate Kane said
"It's what's best for business", we…
(All):
YES! YES!
(Tenma): Right into Kane's face!

They stopped at a red light, as Tenma sung the bridge.

(Tenma): Is we NOT The Authority?
(Eri): Are we NOT The Authority?
(Mikoto): Yeah, we're The Authority!
(All): Super
Real Authority!

(Tenma): If this Triple H so bad,
would you leave him, if you had?
(Eri & Mikoto): YES! We hate that Triple H!
(Akira):
We'd-uh leave him, if we did.

(Eri): We give the cities new order!
(Mikoto):
Fuck off, Triple H's injustice!

The light turns green, as the band marches off.

(Tenma): Everyone across the land
United as we stand
when we give Triple H pure justice!

We do NOT believe
in idle biased rules. We…
(All):
YES! YES!
(Tenma): Right into Triple H!

We don't like John Cena!
He's a big disgrace! So, we…
(All):
YES! YES!
(Tenma): Right into Cena's face!

A girl called out, throwing a bucket at the marching band, "AW, SHUT UP!"

CLANG!
They ducked. Eri huffed, "This is ridiclous… We're going nowhere in this crusade. Plus, the lyrics is all wrong."

Tenma whined, "I'm sorry! But that's the best I can come up with! I mean, The Authority is back, John Cena turned on us, and-!"

Eri barked, "Will you STOP, already? I didn't want to be in this Yagami Corps, to begin with! Besides, Yakumo forced me to. I'd asked Whiskers to join in."

"And?" Mikoto asked.

"He said NO." She explained, "He said that he'll draw comics, like a normal person. I say that I should join him, but Yakumo's orders."

Tenma asked, "You think Yakumo will recruit him?"

Akira said, "Maybe we need a male leader, like Triple H, since he and his wife are leaders…"

Mikoto said, "Yeah… Corrupt leaders. But seriously, we DO need some male members. None of the others girls wanted to join in, since it's violent. But imagine the new recruits, once we stand for peace."

Eri sighed, "We live in a world of totalitarianism, run by two evil Americans, who also happen to be pro wrestlers, and we are a dying breed."

Tenma said, "By the way, Eri, who DID you like in WWE?"

Eri said, "No one, in particular… I did respect The Bella Twins, until I found out that friction was their dominance."

Akira replied, "You like Total Divas?"

Eri said, "I have ways."

Mikoto thought, as she pondered on a new member. She then smiled and said, "Hey, I know. What about Tougou from 2-D. The guy never shuts up, and he's very strong."

Eri smiled and said, "Hey, yeah! The guy's perfect!"

Tenma smiled and cheered, "YOU HAVE A POINT! Let's do What's Best for Yakumo! Let us recruit Masakazu Tougou!"

The girls cheered, "YAY!"

They marched off, as Tenma held up a dove with a white envelope. It flew off, as it headed to Tougou's house.

XXXXX

Tougou got a letter from his house, as he was with Harry Mackenzie, his friend. He opened the letter and said, "Hmm, a letter from Tenma Tsukamoto of 2-C."

Harry asked, "What is it about?"

Tougou smirked, "Well, bravely I'd open it, but it'll be nice to hear what she wants! My partner, let us disperse and see what this is about!"

Harry growled, "Quit calling me that."

He opened the letter, as Tougou gasped, "WHAT THE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"

The letter read:
"Dear Masakazu Tougou,
This is a mandatory letter to you, as request by Colonel Yakumo Tsukamoto, Head of War.
You are perfect for the fight with the Yagami Corps. If you want, bring a friend, and then report for duty, at once!
Signed, Sgt. Tenma Tsukamoto – C-Rank Division Yagami Corps
P.S. – If you don't understand this letter, let's make this simple enough. YOU'RE DRAFTED, SUCKA!"

Tougou cried, as he was angry, "No! NO! NO! WHY, THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO US!"

Another letter was sent to Tougou, as it was from Akira:
"Oh, yes we can~!"

Harry huffed, "What do you mean "we"?"

XXXXX

Tougou and Harry are by the corner of downtown, as Tenma and her crew marched to them.

(Tenma): We do not believe
in corrupt greed and scams!
We YES! YES!
And still we fight in shams!

We don't like John Cena
because he's a liar!
So we YES! YES!
And let every-one down!

When Triple H says
"The Authority ALWAYS WIN!"
We YES! YES!
But still, he NEVER wins!

While Triple H brags
and lies and rants and raves,
we YES! YES!
And pre-pare for his grave.

She saluted to Tougou and Harry, "For Stinger~!"

Her friends saluted, as well, "FOR STINGER!"

Tougou asked, "Why the change of heart from John Cena to Sting? Sting only appeared ONCE in WWE."

Eri said, "True, but we hope he'd come back and teach Triple H a lesson, again. Besides, we'd want to see Sting and Triple H in the ring, in a match. Plus, Tenma no longer likes John Cena, anymore, after what he did."

Tenma barked, "I have my ways, you swine!"

"SWINE?!"

"The Authority has made a lot of people angry, and Yakumo is going to make sure that they NEVER return! But all we need is a man who wants to join us! And since Harima and Hanai are no-shows, and Karasuma on 4-F, we turn to you, Masakazu!"

Harry asked, "So, this is all for getting rid of The Authority?"

Mikoto said, "Joining us won't be easy."

Tougou explained, as he lied to the girls, "I'd love to join you, but I cannot do it. I just returned from the doctor, and my partner is going to take care of me, in my sudden illness."

Harry barked, "Would you QUIT calling me that?"

Tougou continued, "Plus, I have flat feet and fallen arches. And I cannot lift anything else. My body has lost its control of its awareness."

Eri threw a baseball at Tougou, and he caught it with ease. Harry grumbled, "They caught you."

Tougou cried, "DAMN YOU!"

Tenma smiled and held up a slip of paper, "Okay, Tougou-san! Sign here, and we'll prepare for the war!"

Tougou shoved it aside and roared, "NOTHING DOING! I'VE BEEN TRICKED! I'm going to get myself disabled!"

He ran off, heading to a running car. He dove into the road, but the car halted at a red light. Tougou was lying down on the street, as he was fuming, since it was ten feet away. He then turned to a lone safe, from ten stories upward. He pulled the switch and the safe started to plummet down. Tenma screamed, as she ran to Tougou.

CRASH!
Tougou and Tenma were crushed with the safe, but the impact was so severe that a huge hole was made. They were sent straight to Hell… literally… A ladder went up, as a voice was calling from below.

"Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear… Imagine one's own home being cluttered up by a lot of strange people, killing themselves, all over the place, when you least expected; and uninvited I might add. By the way, who did invite you? Oh, no! Never mind that!"

Tougou and Tenma climbed out of Hell, as the Devil scolded them, "I've never been so humiliated, in all my thousands of years, and the beginning of time! Now get out! GET OUT! OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT! 23-skiddoo! Sweet fanny Adams! AND STAY OUT! And I warn you, if this incident occurs again, you'll have the devil to pay!"

The red demon dropped down to the crater, sealing it up. Tougou roared at the girls, "I'll NEVER JOIN YOU! I refuse to be drafted to you girls! Unless there is a reason, I'll get myself exempted, or die trying!"

He and Harry marched off, as Tenma smirked, "He'll be back. In fact, there's a reason why he's joining…"

Akira said, "Hey, there's something going on, over there."

Tenma saw two people, inside a huge building. It was the café, El Cado, and it had two people. One had a red business suit and blonde hair, done in a bun, while the other was wearing only black shorts, with the name Rusev on the belt, printed in white, blue, and red. He had a beard, messy hair, and a hairy muscular body.

"RUSEV!" They gasped.

Tenma barked, "NOW! EVERYONE, LET'S CHASE THE AUTHORITY OUT OF YAGAMI CITY!"

They marched, as Tenma sung another verse.
(Tenma): When Stephanie yells
"I GOTTA HAVE ORDER!"
We YES! YES!
To her, we make her yell!

If one little yell
should send her straight to-!
BONK!
Eri bonked on Tenma's head.

(Tenma): We YES! YES!
And wouldn't that be swell!

They arrived at the café, as they found Rusev and Lana, at the counter. Rusev was shouting in Bulgarian and Russian, as he was yelling at the owner. He was pleading to the owner to find this Yakumo Tsukamoto. Lana stated, in a Russian accent, "You do not give us this Yakumo Tsukamoto, then Rusev will crush your pathetic diner, into pieces…"

Tenma gasped, "Yakumo?!"

She seethed, as she barked, "That stupid Russian woman!"

Eri barked, "And he's not even Russian!"

Akira said, "Rusev is from Bulgaria."

Tenma called out, "Alexander Rusev!"

They turned around, as Rusev huffed, "You call?"

Tenma shivered, as the girls were nervous, "By order of the Yagami Corps, you are under arrest!"

Lana smirked, "Silly girl… WE have diplomatic immunity… since we are under the care of NOT The Authority, but the orders of your fellow United Nations ally and Russian President, Vladimir Putin."

Mikoto barked, "Jesus! You're no worse than Nikolai Volkoff!"

Suddenly, a man in a Soviet Union jacket appeared, as he was holding up a microphone. He sung the Soviet National Anthem.

(Volkoff): Soyuz nerushimyy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyy voley narodov
Yedinyy, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soy-!
(Tenma, Mikoto, & Eri):
AW, SHUT UP!

Volkoff shouted, "No respect… Everywhere I go! YOU HAVE NO CLASS!"

NOTE: Gimmick reference. Read a book!

Mikoto sighed, "What a dick."

He left, as Lana smirked, "Where were we?"

She smiled, "Oh, yes… Ladies, Rusev isn't going to hurt you. In fact, he wants to CRUSH the oppressors of the Cenation!"

Tenma barked, "For YOUR information, I am NO LONGER a John Cena fan! I'm for Sting! I like him because he's awesome!"

Lana said, "Oh… Then, Rusev will have twice as fun, crushing you… since you respect the Vigilante, Sting, for costing The Authority their jobs, only to have it all back."

They shivered in fear, as Lana called to Rusev, "Rusev… CRUSH!"

SMASH!
A man dove into the window, as he was confronting Rusev. He had black hair and glasses, and had dark skin.

"You leave Tenma and Rich Girl alone, you smelly foreigner!"

"Whiskers?!" Eri shouted.

Harima smiled, "Sorry, but NO man in spandex is threatening you ladies, for too long."

Akira said, "Harima somehow came to save us."

The door busted open, as Hanai appeared, in a karate GI. He shouted, "If ANYONE threatens Yakumo, by use of The Accolade, then you have to use it on ME, you bastard!"

Imadori appeared, as he called out, "Miko~! I won't let this Russian Brute hurt your chest…"

Mikoto roared at Imadori, "NO ONE ASKED YOU, ASSHOLE!"

Lara appeared, wearing a black Kevlar vest and jeans, "HEY, RUSEV! Lara wants to CRUSH YOU!"

Tenma cheered, as Eri gasped, "WHAT IS GOING ON?"

Harima and his allies joined forces, as he shouted at them, "You, Authority follower, don't belong in our town! We're throwing you out of here!"

Lana said, "Oh, really? Then, what about him?"

Footsteps were made, as a huge man, with a bald head and a black singlet, was entering El Cado. It was the Big Show!

"AGH!" Eri shrieked, "THE BIG SHOW?!"

Hanai prepared, as Lara and Imadori charged at Rusev. Harima and Hanai ran to Big Show, only to be shoved down onto the floor, breaking the tables. Lara grabbed Lana by the hair, as Rusev was in a headlock, by Imadori. But Rusev flung Imadori off, and focused on Lara Gonzalez.

"BRING IT ON!" She roared, as Rusev flexed.

They stared down, as Lara was surrounded by both Rusev and Big Show. As the girls were in fright, Tougou appeared, with casts in his arms and legs.

"HEY, TSUKAMOTO! I DID IT! NOW, I CAN NEVER JOIN YOU!" he bellowed.

But then, he saw Rusev and Big Show, as Harry was furious. Tougou removed his fake plaster casts and barked, "Why those dirty-! The Authority can't do that to us!"

With raw courage, he stood by Lara and shouted, "Stand aside, Lara! Your Class Rep will help you in battle!"

Lara shouted, "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?"

Harry said, "He wanted to get disabled, for NOT joining the Yagami Corps. But I see he changed his mind."

Harima got up and shouted, "Your buddies in The Authority are going to feel this one!"

The boys attacked Rusev and Big Show, as they were outmatched, due to the giants' huge strength and size. They were taken down, with ease, as Big Show knocked out Hanai with his Huge Punch. Rusev prepared for the Accolade on a fallen Tougou. Lana ordered, "Rusev… CRUSH!"

BANG!
She was pelted by a beanbag, as Yakumo called out, "No. Rusev… LEAVE!"

Rusev roared in anger, as Big Show laughed, "Hey, kid. You better get out, while you can…"

Tenma cried, "YAKUMO! RUN FOR IT!"

He grabbed her shoulder and said, "I mean it, kid. Whether you like it or not, I work for The Authority now… and YOU, little kid, are-."
Yakumo let out a glare and grabbed Big Show's wrist. She flung him over his shoulder and dropped him with a massive Judo Throw. Big Show was out cold, as the girls were in shock.

Eri gasped, "WHOA! She's… Did she just-?"

She then said, "I disregard my recent complaint. I'm staying with you losers."

Harima barked, as he got Rusev in a Full Nelson, "HEY, FOUR EYES! A LITTLE HELP!"

Lana roared, "OH, NO, YOU DON'T! RUSEV-!"

Tenma clasped onto the Ravishing Russian and shouted, "AH, NO, YOU DON'T! YOU LEAVE HARIMA ALONE!"

Tougou called out, as he got up, "BOYS AND GIRLS OF YAGAMI HIGH, STEP BACK! This man is mine…"

Rusev broke free, as Tougou threw a wicked right hook at Rusev's jaw.

CRASH! ZOWIE! SMASH!
Rusev fell to the ground, as the impact shook the ground.

As a matter of fact, the impact of Tougou's massive hook sent shockwaves to the WWE Universe, as it flew all the way to Silsbee, Texas. Mark Henry was lifting a 500lbs. barbell, as Tougou's punch appeared from the spirit world.

POW! CLANG!
The punch socked at Mark Henry, as he dropped his barbell.

He moaned in pain, "THAT'S what I DO!"

XXXXX

At a murky swamp, in the middle of nowhere, Luke Harper, a tall bearded man in a dirty shirt, was snapping the neck of an alligator. He then bellowed from the heavens.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEE-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

NOTE: He said "B.O.", because of that shirt he wears, but never washes… "Your best friend should tell you that."

Tougou's phantom punch appears, as it pointed to the sky. Luke Harper looked up, and Tougou's punch started to annihilate Harper.

NOTE: "Is there an undertaker in the house?"

Luke Harper fell to the mud, as he was hairless. He got up and felt his shaven face. He reached for a huge box and opened it. He reapplied some new black hair and his bushy beard. And then he fell to the ground, out cold. Bray Wyatt ran to him, as he cradled the fallen Harper.

"BROTHER HARPER! SPEAK TO ME!" He sobbed.

All Luke Harper replied to was…
"BEEEEEEEEEEEE-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

That response repulsed Bray Wyatt, seeing that he didn't brush, either.


After that, the Yagami Corps recruited, not only Tougou and Harry, but also Kenji Harima, Haruki Hanai, Lara Gonzalez, and… well, NOT Kyosuke Imadori. He was kicked out, immediately, after trying to stroke Mikoto's breasts, again. The supporters increased, as John Cena's fans continued to decrease, since 68% of his fans have turned their backs on him.

XXXXX

Meanwhile, at the hallways of an arena, JBL read the newspaper about the sudden attack from Rusev and Big Show.

Michael Cole explained, "John, this is terrible. According to reports, Rusev, Big Show, Luke Harper, and Mark Henry have been seriously injured by this radical group, Yagami Corps, led by Masakazu Tougou!"

JBL barked, "Ah, baloney! How do they even spell "Tougou"?"

Meanwhile, at a Uso Fan Club, five girls sung the final notes.
(Girl 1): T…
(Girl 2): O…
(Girl 3): U…
(Girl 4): G…
(All 5): OHHHHHHHHHH!


Meanwhile, at the smoky offices, a man was reading a newspaper. He said, "Hmm… It says here that The Authority is losing morale, since a lot of disastrous actions have happened. I have a hunch that everything has been going on, since The Authority came back, and John Cena was deemed a traitor."

He smoked his cigarette and said, "Well, for what it's worth, I wonder who else would try to ruin The Authority's fun. To be honest, this old man doesn't need to do anything…"

He then saw a zeppelin fly by, as it said "Dolph Ziggler, GO HOME!" Who could be piloting this disgraceful blimp? Take a wild guess… NO, it's NOT Triple H. A thin man in black hair, along with two people, a woman with long red hair, and a man in short blue hair, wearing white uniforms, with a red R on them, were piloting the huge airborne blimp.

Only one group of people who support The Authority… Akito Sohma and Team Rocket!

Meowth shouted at the 4th wall, "Don't forget Meowth! I am wit da boss!"

Oh, right. Forgot about you.

Akito smirked, "Dolph is fired… Now, we begin our plan to RUIN The Heroes' life."

They cackled evilly, as a lone figure was viewing the action. She had a sword in hand, and was wearing a beige school uniform and green skirt.

"Akito…"


So, we know what you're thinking… who is watching over Akito? SPOILER ALERT: She's only HELPING our next guest, who makes his debut. What is Akito plotting?


A picture of Triple H is shown, as Tenma sung.

(Tenma): We don't love John Cena!
He's a big disgrace! So, we…
(All):
YES! YES!
(Tenma): Right into Cena's face!

SPLUT!
Triple H's face is splattered by a tomato.

Tenma shouted, "YES! YES! YES! YES!"

So, we…
(All):
YES! YES!
Right into Triple H~!
(Song ends)


See you in two weeks, I guess…