Way number three? Pretty obvious. Our favorite redneck believes that blood is thicker than water. So...

With that being said...

Talk bad about Merle


You walked into the woods to find Daryl Dixon crying over a dead Meryl Dixon's body.

You patted him on the back. "Aw..." You coo. "Meryl's dead, huh?

He sobbed, crying even harder but regardless nodded his head to your question.

You shrug your shoulders. "Well, he was a good man."

The youngest and only alive Dixon brother smiled a bit. "Yeah, he was wasn't he?"

"Well, who am I kidding?!" You laugh. "Meryl was an asshole. A complete pig. Funny at times, I'll give him that but he tried to kill Michonne, first-"

"Who cares about the last samurai? My brother is dead!"

"As I was saying!" You interrupted him, continuing on with your shit talk and list of ways Meryl deserved to be dead. "He was racist as hell, like come on this isn't the master and slave day shit. He called Andrea a whore..." well, even I saw that one coming... You think to yourself. "He was sloppy, never shared his food, stole, lied, cheated, he shot Neil, the Mexican boy who was in that squad with the Governor, he didn't even know Neil's real name!" - "He thought he was hot as fuck but he was bald, had one arm and looked like an old-redneck-pedophile-"

"What the hell is your point?!" Daryl Dixon spat, drying up his tears, obviously angry that you were talking smack about his dead brother.

"My point is he didn't know Glenn was Korean!" - "Damn!" You shout, walking away and shaking your head.

Daryl watched you walk away as more tears collected in his eyes. He bit his lip, waving you off. "... WHATEVER."


Funny or nah?

Remember when Merle said whatever when Daryl told him Glenn was Korean? Btw, I love Merle He could rape me and I would possibly enjoy it. Nothing against him.

P.S: Walking Dead is NOT owned by me!